Am I the only Republican...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:10 pm

Y2K wrote:At least he figured Sen. Mc Cain out after 4 or 5 years of trying to fellate anyone who was naive enough to think he was an "Independent" politician....

With all his excitement over McCain wait till the political Guru's figure out that Ahhhhnold's people are groomng him as the next "independent thinking" Action Hero to run for President. McCain gets due props because he has an actual story behind his Hero Status and not a Hollywood Script. It should be around 2114 when Slinger realizes The Terminator sucked his way to the top and he missed a free reacharound.

No way the Constitution gets amended to allow him to run for President.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:59 pm

poptart wrote:
Oh, so you agree that we'd be no better off (or WORSE off) if Kerry had been elected.

who knows where the country would be if Kerry was there.........maybe better maybe worse.....

but rest assured, we wouldn't be hemorrhaging billions in Iraq......

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:03 pm

Where would we be if Ross Perot had been elected in '92 ..... ?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:08 pm

poptart wrote:Where would we be if Ross Perot had been elected in '92 ..... ?

don't know........

where would we be if Stephen A. Douglas had been elected Senator from Illinois in 1858.......

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:10 pm

mvscal wouldn't be mowing his lawn.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:11 pm

He'd be mowing mine.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:18 pm

Felix wrote:
poptart wrote:Where would we be if Ross Perot had been elected in '92 ..... ?
don't know........

where would we be if Stephen A. Douglas had been elected Senator from Illinois in 1858.......

He was elected. Lincoln lost that election.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:22 pm

BSmack wrote:
Felix wrote:
poptart wrote:Where would we be if Ross Perot had been elected in '92 ..... ?
don't know........

where would we be if Stephen A. Douglas had been elected Senator from Illinois in 1858.......
He was elected. Lincoln lost that election.

^^^^^^ gets it........

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:28 pm

Where would we be if Ross Perot had been elected in '92 ..... ?

Ross predicted that a huge number of American jobs would be sent to Mexico and oversees if NAFTA went through.

Hah, what an insane looney nutball.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:32 pm

He was dead-on with the Giant Sucking Sound. The idea was so sound that Paris Hilton and Derron became followers of sorts, according to their individual strengths.

Ruff · Post by **Ruff** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:45 pm

You tell em mvscal. It's the hyper-protectionist military policies that got it goin on.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:50 pm

Every time I call some place for customer service and get a guy named "Ralph" over in India, I give silent thanks to NAFTA and the Republicans.

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Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:58 pm

Yeah, Clinton gets blamed, too. He wanted the Republicans to like him so he kissed ass.

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Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:00 pm

Watch out, Bill, someone's checkin' that ass. No doubt a REPUBLICAN-BACKED LEADER OF CHRISTIAN MORAL VALUES/DEMOCRAT TREE-HUGGING GAY HOMOSEXUAL WHO WANTS ME TO MARRY MY OWN SON AND HAVE BUM-SEX WITH HIM*

* delete as appropriate

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:05 pm

mvscal wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:Every time I call some place for customer service and get a guy named "Ralph" over in India, I give silent thanks to NAFTA and the Republicans.

bwahaha....

dude, you're a comedic genius......

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:14 pm

mvscal wrote: Fordney-McCumber and Smoot-Hawley not only wrecked our economy, they took the rest of the world down with us. Hyper-protectionist economic policies just don't work.

Bullshite, according to Pat Buchanan:

But didn’t Smoot-Hawley cause the Depression? Again, myth. The 1929 collapse on Wall Street triggered the Great Depression. The failure of thousands of banks, wiping out a third of America’s savings, caused the Depression to last until WWII, long after the Smoot-Hawley tariffs had been rolled back.

Americans today are being indoctrinated in false history. And high among the falsehoods is that “free trade” with foreign nations made America prosperous, and protectionism always made her poor. This is the catechism of the One Worlders, but it is politically correct history — not truth.

All four presidents on Mt. Rushmore were protectionists. The greatest era of industrial expansion in America, where our workers saw the greatest rise in their standard of living was from 1860-1914, when America protected her industries and jobs behind a tariff wall. During that half century, U.S. exports rose 700 percent, while imports rose only 500 percent! By 1914, U.S. workers were earning 50 percent more that Brits, and more than twice what Germans and Frenchmen made.

No nation has ever risen to pre-eminence through free trade. Britain before 1848, America and Germany from 1865 to 1914, Japan from 1950 on, all practiced protectionism.

http://buchanan.org/blog/?p=165

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:16 pm

BSmack wrote:
I would like to thank Vanity Fair

You've come out of the closet?

Good for you, Monica.

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:33 pm

Cuda wrote:
BSmack wrote:
I would like to thank Vanity Fair
You've come out of the closet? Good for you, Monica. Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

Leave it to Cooter to confuse literacy with homosexuality.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:01 pm

It's OK, Monica... you can let go of the closet door now.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:04 pm

Cuda wrote:It's OK, Monica... you can let go of the closet door now.

Why? You ready to come out?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:09 pm

BSmack wrote:
Cuda wrote:It's OK, Monica... you can let go of the closet door now.
I'm rubber, you're glue, ... etc

tsk, tsk, tsk

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:11 pm

Now that the cuda/bsmack ping-pong battle has ensued...