Missing In Action - Dinsdale
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Missing In Action - Dinsdale
Where is that crazy fucker?
The golf forum's been dead lately.
The golf forum's been dead lately.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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You actually don't interest me enough to try.
Your input here is as noticeable as roadkill on a S.Carolina country road about 50 miles off the nearest freeway to a town where they have sex with farm animals.
I was just curious - thassall
Your input here is as noticeable as roadkill on a S.Carolina country road about 50 miles off the nearest freeway to a town where they have sex with farm animals.
I was just curious - thassall
Luther Wrote:
a butt load of people who sit in those small cubicles pretending to work while submitting a "take."
a butt load of people who sit in those small cubicles pretending to work while submitting a "take."
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I ordered the official Dinsdale transcript from last weekend:
Cop: I pulled you over because my radar showed you at 91 in a 55 mph zone.
Dinsdale: Please tell me you're not still using "radar" for your traffic stops. RADAR? You haven't heard of micro trans-laser technology?
Cop: Sir I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car.
Dinsdale: Do you know who I am? I literally wrote the textbook on how to conduct a traffic stop. It's now standard protocol in 37 countries world-wide.
Cop: All I need is your license and registration and there won't be any trouble.
Dinsdale: Trouble? TROUBLE? You didn't just say that. Tell me you didn't say that word. I could kill you with my ring finger before you could finish your last doughnut. Ever hear of Rickson Gracie, pal?
Cop: Unit 324, I need backup on the corner of Smith and Turner.
Dispatch: 10-4
Cop: Sir, if you'll remain calm we'll write you up a ticket and get you on your way.
Dinsdale: A ticket? You are going to write ME a ticket? I've scored with more chicks than you'll ever know and you're giving ME a ticket? Please tell me you're not writing the ticket with a Bic pen. Please, please tell me that you've heard of the PARKER PEN COMPANY OF JANESVILLE WISCONSIN.
Later, at the hospital...
Cop: I had to bust him one with the baton. He'll need some stitches.
Doctor: Nurse, please prepare a suture set.
Dinsdale [coming to]: Stitches? You're going to SEW my head back together? Like the FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER? Is this 2006? Do we still have things called MEDICAL SCHOOL?
Doctor: Just lie back and relax, this won't hurt.
Dinsdale: Three words: topical cyanoacrylate adhesives. Save your stitching for your needlepoint class, a class that I TEACH, by the way.
Doctor: Nurse, maybe we should go with a general anesthetic.
Cop: You want me to give him another whack with the baton?
Doctor: That won't be necessary.
Cop: I don't mind.
Dinsdale: Now wait a minute, doc, what are you doing with that suture?. Please tell me you'll be doing subcuticular stitches with an atraumatic five-eights needle. Please tell me you weren't BORN BRAIN DEAD...
Doctor [to the cop]: Sure, give him another whack.
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Yet another rack for Fester.
To answer the question about one post putting a thread in the archives, there is precedent for that. At SCIII, Dr Bob started a thread called "My Name Is . . .". It was a song parody bagging on Slim Shaddy (the nic Fraudo was using at the time). Basically, the rest of the thread consisted of racks for Dr Bob, and it wound up in the archives.
I'd say this one is just as worthy.
To answer the question about one post putting a thread in the archives, there is precedent for that. At SCIII, Dr Bob started a thread called "My Name Is . . .". It was a song parody bagging on Slim Shaddy (the nic Fraudo was using at the time). Basically, the rest of the thread consisted of racks for Dr Bob, and it wound up in the archives.
I'd say this one is just as worthy.
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Yep, priceless!
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