The longer I'm at work...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:36 pm

... the longer it is until the wife attempts something.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:41 pm

What, like trying to cook?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed May 03, 2006 7:45 pm

. . . the longer it is until the wife nags me.

But the worse the nagging gets once it starts.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:46 pm

here you go.

http://www.amazon.com/brides

- kevnic

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:01 pm

I started this thread more of a forum for married guys to bitch about the significant others, but if those of you too vile and stretchmarked to land a chick would like to chime in that's cool too.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:03 pm

...the less time I have to get drunk after work.

Zyclone · Post by **Zyclone** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:03 pm

How many dogs did you catch today?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:06 pm

Zyclone wrote:How many dogs did you catch today?

0, as usualm.
How many manstink stars did you finger today?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed May 03, 2006 8:06 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I started this thread more of a forum for married guys to bitch about the significant others, . . .

Check my response. I think it's pretty clear that I caught that.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:08 pm

Zyclone wrote:How many dogs did you catch today?

How many girls came to your booth at the circus today to take their picture with the Bald Yellow-Toothed Dwarf?

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:06 pm

Zyclone wrote:How many dogs did you catch today?

Are you looking for another pit bull to make you look tough?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:39 pm

Degenerate wrote:Are you looking for another pit bull to make you look tough?

No, but I heard there was a sale on white tape for my hands to make me look tough.

- Zyclone.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:11 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:I started this thread more of a forum for married guys to bitch about the significant others...

I prefer to suffer in silence, thank you very much.

Sin
Husbands who leave the bitching to their wifes.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:56 am

I'll again have to be the douche who stands up and declares that my wife simply doesn't have the nagging gene. Ten plus years now and not once in all our time together has she ever nagged me about a single damn thing.

No "Honey do" lists...

No griping about sports on tv...

No whining about the guitars being too loud...

No bullshit over nekkid chicks in hottie threads...

Nothing. Zero nagging. And she's not even comatose.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:47 am

Van just out of curiosity and sincerity and not knowing, do you have any children?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:50 am

My wife does, from a previous marriage. He's 25 now, something like that...

I have no kids.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:53 am

Van, dont know if this is gax to say but in my humble opinion you'd make a hell of a father.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:17 am

Never had any desire to have a kid.

I'm thinking that if I ever did have a kid though he'd probably turn out a lot like this guy...

....although no kid o' mine would ever deign to pontificate on the greatness of Huey Lewis.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:18 am

Huh, I think jtr just asked Van to fuck him and knock him up.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:34 am

Taint, I can 100% guarangoddamntee you that whenever Zeus or Jehovah or Michael Eisner finally tire of the joke and they decide to finally burp up Jess's virginity I will make dead nuts certain to be nowhere near the vicinity of said apocalypse.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu May 04, 2006 6:43 am

Van wrote:I'll again have to be the douche who stands up and declares that my wife simply doesn't have the nagging gene. Ten plus years now and not once in all our time together has she ever nagged me about a single damn thing.

No "Honey do" lists...

No griping about sports on tv...

No whining about the guitars being too loud...

No bullshit over nekkid chicks in hottie threads...

Nothing. Zero nagging. And she's not even comatose.

Rack you for marrying a lesbian!

I gotta get me one of those.

m2

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:54 am

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:25 am

JCT wrote:here you go.

http://www.amazon.com/brides

- kevnic

Hey! I tried that link and it goes.....to a book store? werd. Good to see that you're hanging neatly from OV's ass hair.

My wife is a hot bitch from Malibu/Pacific Palisades and for her back ground there is no nagging, but she is a bit tried these days from raising a one 1 1/2 and three year old boys. I wish I had half of their energy.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:27 am

Reading shit like this makes me feel blessed for the wife that I have.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 04, 2006 1:54 pm

Van wrote:Never had any desire to have a kid.

I'm thinking that if I ever did have a kid though he'd probably turn out a lot like this guy...

....although no kid o' mine would ever deign to pontificate on the greatness of Huey Lewis.

Rack.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:41 pm

Jerkovich wrote:My wife is a hot bitch from Malibu/Pacific Palisades and for her back ground there is no nagging, but she is a bit tried these days from raising a one 1 1/2 and three year old boys. I wish I had half of their brains.

FTFY.