art bell married a lbfm

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:00 am

and tomorrow ed dames on c2c

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:47 am

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:04 am

This part cracked me up:

I KNOW that my recently dead wife Romona is okay with my marrying the girl because I asked my recently dead wife to kick me a good one if she wasn't okay with it, but my recently dead wife didn't kick me a good one, so now I KNOW for certain that my recently dead wife is okay with me marrying this girl. - Art Bell.

Is anyone else fearing for the old fools life?
Even IF(?) this girl and her family are on the level, he is still setting himself up to be one huge target.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:40 am

i figured he'd marry an alien girl. for sure.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:17 pm

tough love wrote:This part cracked me up:

I KNOW that my recently dead wife Romona is okay with my marrying the girl because I asked my recently dead wife to kick me a good one if she wasn't okay with it, but my recently dead wife didn't kick me a good one, so now I KNOW for certain that my recently dead wife is okay with me marrying this girl. - Art Bell.

That's because Ramona isn't in his heart.
It's one thing if your wife gives her blessings.
It's another thing entirely to wait for her
reappearance... and associate that reappearance
with vengeance.

He's just a lonely old man, who got roped
into a double wedding to some mail order brides
by his ham radio friend.

She just died in January.

He was apparently so distraught.... completely
and utterly devastated.

But I guess it wasn't for her, after all. All those
feelings were for himself. What's HE going to do now.

He's just a lonely old man.

And now he has someone to take care of him.
Ramona is gone.

Is anyone else fearing for the old fools life?

Who's going to kill the goose that laid the golden egg?

Even IF(?) this girl and her family are on the level, he is still setting himself up to be one huge target.

What I want to know is why is he moving to the Phillipines?

So he doesn't have to move her family up here?
(Green cards for everyone.)

Or so that he doesn't have to be reminded of Ramona,
or have to meet up with people who remember Ramona?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:51 pm

WTF is a lbfm?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:08 pm

It's mailorder pussy for men who aren't confident around women.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:13 pm

Risa wrote:It's mailorder pussy for men who aren't confident around women.

That must have been one big package she was shipped in!

I'll get off the stage now.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:21 pm

lbfm = little brown fukkin machine

y2k loses again----sucks to be u and suckier in fresneck

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:03 pm

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:12 am

tough love wrote:

Who the hell is that? She doesn't look near old enough to be Ramona,
and Ramona wasn't dead yet when this was taken. Was she?

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:31 am

Risa wrote:
tough love wrote:
Who the hell is that? She doesn't look near old enough to be Ramona,
and Ramona wasn't dead yet when this was taken. Was she?

yes that''s her------she was an asthmatic, chronic

bell has a thing for asians, he served time there as a medic in the chair force

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:33 am

88 wrote:

Proof that money can buy hapiness.....

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:45 am

mothster wrote:
Risa wrote:
tough love wrote:
Who the hell is that? She doesn't look near old enough to be Ramona,
and Ramona wasn't dead yet when this was taken. Was she?
yes that''s her------she was an asthmatic, chronic

bell has a thing for asians, he served time there as a medic in the chair force

no fucking way. you have got to be kidding. i thought they
were married for 33 years. when did they wed -- when she was 2?

holy fuck.

NOW, bell is officially scum. holy fuck. holy mother of fuck.

and if you're trolling me, well, you've got over.

but damn. when did he start teleconferencing with the new chick?
Ramona's only been dead since january. when did he marry Airyn?

Good god, what a fucking disgrace.

Asian women are not dogs to be replaced immediately upon the
death of the old. 'We'll get another one just like it, and it'll be
like nothing changed'. Holy fuck.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:48 am

"I ruv you, Art. When we marry, when we go to America?"

"Uhhh...I was planning on moving here. Seems like a nice country."

"Ha-ha. No, really. When plane leave?"

"No, seriously. I'm having my stuff sent here."

"Ru-Roh....Me no likey...."

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:51 am

ADAM wrote: Proof that money can buy hapiness.....

Proof money buys a prostitute.

At least Larry Flynt married his nurse. or his wife's nurse. Whichever, they'd known each other for a while.

This isn't even a Trump and Marlena (Malena, whatever) business arrangement.

He bought a replacement dog. Except she's not a dog,
and neither was Ramona.

I hope he didn't go Shatner with Ramona's inhalers.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:54 am

Risa wrote:
mothster wrote:
Risa wrote: Who the hell is that? She doesn't look near old enough to be Ramona,
and Ramona wasn't dead yet when this was taken. Was she?
yes that''s her------she was an asthmatic, chronic

bell has a thing for asians, he served time there as a medic in the chair force
no fucking way. you have got to be kidding. i thought they
were married for 33 years. when did they wed -- when she was 2?

holy fuck.

NOW, bell is officially scum. holy fuck. holy mother of fuck.

and if you're trolling me, well, you've got over.

but damn. when did he start teleconferencing with the new chick?
Ramona's only been dead since january. when did he marry Airyn?

Good god, what a fucking disgrace.

Asian women are not dogs to be replaced immediately upon the
death of the old. 'We'll get another one just like it, and it'll be
like nothing changed'. Holy fuck.

they were married 15 years-----met in her in vegas radio

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:57 am

tough love wrote:

Proof money can buy happiness and bigger tits!

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:08 am

sssshe must have called in on the East of the rockies line...like WEY the hell east of the rockies.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:09 am

mothster wrote:they were married 15 years-----met in her in vegas radio

That makes more sense. I guess he was getting tired of her anyway, her expiration date must have been coming up.

And Adam, Airyn's tits are WAY smaller than Ramona's real tits. At least from these pictures. Maybe Art likes 'em small.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:12 am

88 wrote:

With those fukkin dumbo ears he can hear the aliens in outer space.

If he moves Nevada won't miss him believe dat.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:12 am

What the quadrevion are you typing about for purvis sake?

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:48 am

comedy gold

Sun 04.16 >>
Art Bell welcomes remote viewing teacher
Major Ed Dames (LearnRV.com) who'll discusses his team's current targets which include a child abduction cold case, Natalee Holloway's location and the next non-manmade North American crop circle.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:28 am

And still nobody else gives a fuck.

Props on the new fucktoy though Art.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:48 am

The stories I've heard from an ex-Marine classmate about the bargirls in Manila are legendary

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:58 am

Sis Asks:
but damn. when did he start teleconferencing with the new chick?
Ramona's only been dead since january.

Art mentioned that Romona's Mother gave the girl his personal EAddy just after her daughter died.
That's how the 'thang got started???

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:31 pm

tough love wrote:
Sis Asks:
but damn. when did he start teleconferencing with the new chick?
Ramona's only been dead since january.
Art mentioned that Romona's Mother gave the girl his personal EAddy just after her daughter died.
That's how the 'thang got started???

I didn't read about the just after she died thing. I did read where, apparently, Ramona and her mother weren't talking? :?

From what I understood, they met through his ham radio buddy. He didn't also say that? or is that a garbling? What is the truth?

Didn't he also say that this Airyn chick didn't know him from a churchmouse? nothing about who he was, his net worth, nothing?

And she also happens to be the sister of his ham radio buddy's new wife, and him and ham radio buddy had a double wedding in the philippines, which is the same time he met Airyn for the first time?

This dog won't hunt, man. The whole thing doesn't go down well.

Why would a dead woman's mother set a man up with the sister of the woman being offered to his buddy?

Why would a dead woman's mother set up a woman who just graduated from college with a man, telling her NOTHING about this man? 'Here, email this guy, he was married to my daughter and he's lonely'

Get the fuck out of here.

Art and his ham radio buddy are getting PLAYED by some grifters.

Or Art is lying. And he's still getting played by some grifters.

So, anyway, was Ramona talking with her mother during the last months of her life or not?

And how does that put that 'they were never out of sight from one another, day or night, every day until her death' thing into perspective?

Either way, something is up that doesn't have to be up.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:28 pm

Rack the Grifters

Rack The Grifters for annette Bening's rack
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