OMG! I JUST GOT HURT @ THE GYM!!!

JIMMY_JUNK · Post by **JIMMY_JUNK** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:37 pm

NOT PHYSICALLY BUT MY EMOTIONALLY! I GOT MY _______ FEELINGS HURT!!!! OH HOLY ____! WTF!!! DUDE, I WAS BENCH PRESSING 65 LBS ON MY LAST SET WHEN THIS OLD LADY IN A WHEEL CHAIR CAME OVER. I WALKED AWAY AND GRABBED MY CREATINE SHAKE, TOOK A BIG _____SWIG, WIPED THE SWEAT OFF MY ______ NECK. SUDDENLY THE OLD GIRL WHISTLES. I TURN AROUND AND SHE SIGNALED ME TO COME BACK. I WALK OVER, FLEXING AS I DO AND SHE TOLD ME TO WIPE UP MY SWEAT FROM THE BENCH!!

WTF!

SO I GRAB A PAPER TOWEL AND SPRAY THE ______ BENCH DOWN AND WIPE UP ALL THE JIMMY_JUICE.

THEN....THIS IS SO______ UP...THEN THE LADY LOADS UP 195 LBS ON THE BAR, CLIMBS ON AND AND COMPLETES 3 SETS!

WATCHING THIS OLD LADY BENCH PRESS HURT ME MORE THAN THAT TIME BILL_JUNK LIT A FIRE CRACKER UP MY BUTT WHEN I WAS PASSED OUT AFTER MY PA'S RELEASE!!!

WTF!

DUDE...I SO NEED TO LOAD UP ON THESE _____ CREATINE SHAKES!

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:13 pm

Creatine was so 1990's.

Xyience is where it's at!

Sin,

BILLY_JUNK · Post by **BILLY_JUNK** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:07 am

:D :D :D OH MY G__!!!!!

WHEN I PEEKED UP FROM UNDERNEATH, I THOUGHT IT WAS JOANNE :D ON THE POTTIE WHEN I PLANTED THAT FIRECRACKER!!!!!

YOU MEAN IT WAS :D :D :D YOU????? WOW NOW I NO WHY YOU S___ YOU"R PANTS AT THE PICNIC :D I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST GETTING SORT OF OLD. :D

JIMMY YOU ARE THE SMART ONE OF OUYR FAMILY!

:D :D :D

HEY JIMMY I FOUND YOUR OLD PLAYBOY MAGAZINE DOWN THERE TOO! :D I NO IT IS YOURS CAUSE YOU HAD IT IN BED WITH US :D

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:D RACK THE PRETTY SHEEP

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:20 am

JIM GETS HURT A GYM?!?!?!

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:54 am

JUNK trolls? That's fresh.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:29 am

When they get together, the junks are always a fun read. Shallow, mindless white trash, but hell they's 10 times better than a shallow mindless white trash TTB post fer sure.

"rack the pretty sheep"? :)

Mace iz gonna be jealous of that.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:39 am

Mister Bushice wrote: Lay off already. Us tards like other tards when they post.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:52 am

TenTallBen wrote:JUNK trolls? That's fresh.

Why don't you kindly go fuck yourself, you humorless halfwit? Don't you have a municipal smoking ban to cower in fear of?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:56 am

PSUFAN wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:JUNK trolls? That's fresh.
Why don't you kindly go fuck yourself, you humorless halfwit? Don't you have a municipal smoking ban to cower in fear of?

Right on cue.

~Insert Obsession pic here~

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:24 am

Dude TTB, just fuck off.

Face it. You are NOT a funny or interesting read, you are a whiny little bitch expecting more from this forum than your tiny little brain has the capacity to give, so if the junks bother you, drip your urine soaked tears into your pillow and back away from the keyboard. No one here gives a rats red ass what you fucking think.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:47 am

Mister Bushice wrote:expecting more from this forum

I guess you've figured out the problem. Junk trolls = quality shit, I guess.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:54 am

No Actually,

Junk trolls = a little funnah.

TTB post = quality shit, and I do mean shit.

Really. STFU unless you can bring some thing better or more entertaining. You're the only one bitching.