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Bubba makes more in one speaking engagement than Hillary does for her 6 year term.
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Bubba is a cool dude. I dont know any self respecting woman though, that would stay w/ her husband when she knows that he cheated on her w/ at least 20 other women.
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Dear Abby,
I punched him in the face because he put me in the grooound.

- Tonya on Blades


Dear Tonya,
You are a liar! You are a liar and a FELON, so come on over officers, I have nothing to hide.
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Cicero wrote:Bubba is a cool dude. I dont know any self respecting woman though, that would stay w/ her husband when she knows that he cheated on her w/ at least 20 other women.
She wins the beatdowns afterwards... at least, according to alleged secret service rumors. allegedly.
on a short leash, apparently.
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed,
Just Married
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Dear Abby:
I am praying for Purvis and Quadrevion to come home safe.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Post by Moorese »

I hope you're not being a fucking smartass about that because I am like so totally praying for Purlis and Quargnalion to come home safely. I'm praying to God.
When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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Liberate Cascadia!
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Will our prayers reach Purvis and Quadrevion, or is it too late?

Dear God, let that not be the case.

:(
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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We want to find Permis and Quarnalicious. But how? By using the skills and the talents of the people of Santa Poco.
When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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Liberate Cascadia!
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Moorese wrote:We want to find Permis and Quarnalicious. But how? By using the skills and the talents of the people of Santa Poco.
I want to thank you, gentle sir.

I will wade into the swamp with a long stick to poke around for the water-logged
corpses of P & Q. Just give the word.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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DMike316 wrote:Dear Abby,
I punched him in the face because he put me in the grooound.

- Tonya on Blades


Dear Tonya,
You are a liar! You are a liar and a FELON, so come on over officers, I have nothing to hide.

:lol:
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Moorese wrote:We want to find Permis and Quarnalicious. But how? By using the skills and the talents of the people of Santa Poco.
Eternal Racks!

"Sew like the wind!"
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Moorese wrote:We want to find Permis and Quarnalicious. But how? By using the skills and the talents of the people of Santa Poco.
Eternal Racks!

"Sew like the wind!"

:lol:

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