The Five Words

[Risa]

are just a derivation of The Four Words You Must Never Utter.

There's also another variation, Van... and you should know it, because you've written it.

But you get a pass. Because I'm a dork. And you didn't mean it in the way it came out. I think. And I loved you. And one day, I'll finally be over you.

[Van]

Don't recall the four words either. I've written a lot of things, you know.

So, what are they? Both the four word and the five word versions?

[Cicatrix]

From post whore to overweight teenage drama queen in less than 4.6 seconds.

Props.

[Risa]

From post whore to overweight teenage drama queen in less than 4.6 seconds.

Props.

The Words are insulting. But only if you're not looking for a reason to be complimented by The Words, and can set aside history.


So are you Korean or not?

[Risa]

I've written a lot of things, you know.

Yeah.


I would have to put them in your thread. You set it up for that.
If people read them, they'd gonna slap their foreheads....
[insert snarky comment about m2's neutrino's only Mike the Lab
Rat would get]

[Van]

You didn't answer it in that thread either. Neither the four word nor the five word versions. Nor did you explain why the phrase is okay to say if the chick is named Ebony or Chocolate.

Quit dancing already. I don't remember what you're talking about, even if I said it myself. Maybe I will once you tell me what it was, sure, but until then, nope, can't recall.

Spill it. Both versions.

[Filthy McNastie]

Shut up and Swallow...that's the 4 word version.

Shut up and Swallow...BITCH!

There's the fiver...

L8.

[Risa]

Shut up and Swallow...that's the 4 word version.

Shut up and Swallow...BITCH!

There's the fiver...

L8.

:roll:

Talk to the Hand.

That's the four worded response.


Bye.

That's the single worded one.




Limp dick.

That's the closer.

[Filthy McNastie]

Actually...for a 44 year old man...I can slice pieces of limestone off with lil Filthy.

Well...ok then...what are they...?

L8.

[Goober McTuber]

Limp dick.

That's the closer.

If you’re involved, that’s a given.

[Dinsdale]

When I saw the title, I thought this thread was about Nickelback. I'm somewhat relieved to discover it isn't.

Actually...for a 44 year old man...I can slice pieces of limestone off with lil Filthy.

You know, my whole adult life, my elders used to tell me how after 30, the dick quits working so well. I'm quite fucking happy to report that this isn't a universal rule, and some peepees can, in fact, work better as they age...

And if that ain't BODE ME, I don't know what is.


But back to the original topic -- are we having fun yet?

[DMike316]

What Dins is trying to say is that he is the Cialis guy in the bathtub with that chick up on top of the hill overlooking the ocean.

From my extensive research in the field of penis functionality, I've decided to focus on how it performs under the influence of vast amounts of domestic beer.
Up to age of 30 - 31 or so, no difference, regardless of the appearance of the chosen test subject.
After turning 32 I've noticed that veiny bastard less willing to work the night shift after boozing. WTF? Now all of the sudden this thing wants to wake up and get cranking in the morning.

While I'm not gonna' bitch about the a.m. laying of the pipe, this DOES require an overnight stay by test subject.

[Cuda]

. I'm quite fucking happy to report that this isn't a universal rule, and some peepees can, in fact, work better as they age...

I don't think getting up tp piss every half-hour all night long is considered "working better", Dins.

[Moorese]

And I loved you.

We all genuinely hope that the passage of time will assist you in becoming accustomed to an on-line life without Van (or "the Vanner") and that you'll soon "meet" a new internet love.

[Van]

Get it right. I believe it was "Vannar". Norse gods.

[Moorese]

Oh, the memories! Now there will be tears.

[RadioFan]

And I loved you.

We all genuinely hope that the passage of time will assist you in becoming accustomed to an on-line life without Van (or "the Vanner") and that you'll soon "meet" a new internet love.

I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully, a bumper sticker on the front of a semi with some big, white, hairy, sweaty truck driver named "Rhett" who just happens to be a fan of Norse mythology and put a "Vanner, Motherfucker" with a cool-looking Norse symbol sticker on the front of his rig in Tucumcari, before heading out to Albuquerque and reaching 80 mph. In Annie's world, this will, of course, translate to instant Internet love (Don't be haytin', yall), and she'll reach out, thinking that ancient Norse symbol did, indeed, originate from Africa, and that Van could be driving that rig. And she'll stand on the side of the highway, only in Annie's world, on either side of the striped lane, is really "on the side of the highway", ya'll ... and SMACK, Annie's Internet Love has just betrayed her by splattering her all over the pavement.

Then we'll all be in love with some mythical truck driver named Rhett.

[PSUFAN]

Remember, Annie - m2 has extended an offer of sex. I'll ban you if there are pictures.

[img]m2 spinning flabsteaks like driedels.jpg[/img]

[Atomic Punk]

5 words:

Shut The Fuck Up Bitch!!!!!

[Dinsdale]

"Spinning flabsteaks like driedels" has such a wonderful ring to it.

I can't think for the life of me how I'm going to incorporate it into everyday conversation...but I will.

[BSmack]

And I loved you.

We all genuinely hope that the passage of time will assist you in becoming accustomed to an on-line life without Van (or "the Vanner") and that you'll soon "meet" a new internet love.

I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully, a bumper sticker on the front of a semi with some big, white, hairy, sweaty truck driver named "Rhett" who just happens to be a fan of Norse mythology and put a "Vanner, Motherfucker" with a cool-looking Norse symbol sticker on the front of his rig in Tucumcari, before heading out to Albuquerque and reaching 80 mph. In Annie's world, this will, of course, translate to instant Internet love (Don't be haytin', yall), and she'll reach out, thinking that ancient Norse symbol did, indeed, originate from Africa, and that Van could be driving that rig. And she'll stand on the side of the highway, only in Annie's world, on either side of the striped lane, is really "on the side of the highway", ya'll ... and SMACK, Annie's Internet Love has just betrayed her by splattering her all over the pavement.

Then we'll all be in love with some mythical truck driver named Rhett.

I just had a flashback....

[Risa]

BSmack...... what the fuck was being smoked during the making of that cartoon? and how much do you have to be on in order to watch it? Jesus Christ.


RadioFan .... I'll wait until tonight to comment. Let's just say, 'I will be patient and give someone a chance.'

[BSmack]

BSmack...... what the fuck was being smoked during the making of that cartoon? and how much do you have to be on in order to watch it? Jesus Christ.

I have no idea what Crumb was smoking. As a viewer, I can say that it works wether or not the mind is altered. However, if altering your mind is something you already do, then go for it. I personaly recomend some mushrooms on a pepperoni pizza if you know what I mean.

[Risa]

[img]m2%20spinning%20flabsteaks%20like%20driedels.jpg[/img]

Thank you for the confirmation of Van's title. I was always uncomfortable with the use of that word around these parts, particularly in relation to Van, but I wasn't sure if I was right to be uncomfortable or if I was just having the vapors and seeing an insult where none was intended.

So it was an insult.

Since he's no longer 'herding' anything, or at least anything relating to me -- there was a double insult in there, yes? -- would you be so kind as to remove his title and replace it with something more appropriate, more positive? the less insulting might be asking too much of these parts, since insults are the lifeblood -- or should be (per Filthy's RTT thread, as relayed by BS and SG over at .net?) .


I'm not being pissy, I am being serious. I don't know how to write the request without appearing 'pissy' however. The time has passed for that title.

You can even have a boardwide contest. If y'all can change up avatars, y'all can do that. Or whatnot.


Thank you in advance, whether you ignore this post a la rozy and python, or read it.

Sincerely,
Annie

[Van]

Really. Good point. PSU, please gimme a new title/description.

Not that I ever wanted or enjoyed this old crappy one, obviously...

[Risa]

That's all you have to say? :?







:|

[Van]

Who? About what?

[Death]

Eat more fried chicken, bitch.

[tough love]

Risa Wrote:
That's all you have to say? :?

Awhile back, I tried warning you about this very illusion, Sis.

Let it go...Move on up.
Contrary to what the nasty board bullies would have you believe, you got something going on.

Be you, stay you, and be happy about it.

It's a beautiful day. :)

[Goober McTuber]

Mods,

Please change tough love’s title to “Flabsteak Herder”. TIA.

[Risa]

Risa Wrote:
That's all you have to say? :?

Awhile back, I tried warning you about this very illusion, Sis.

You mean when you said you didn't see why I was all ga-ga and stars in the eyes over Van in the first place?

Or something else?

:?

There's nothing wrong with Van. And every accolade I gave him he deserves.

It's that other thing, though.

Let it go...Move on up.

I don't like feeling like I'm flailing alone.
Except that's not quite how to describe what
I felt reading RadioFan yesterday, either.

RadioFan isn't the only one to go there.
I just don't like the silence that follows.
You know what I mean? :?

It's a beautiful day. :)

Yes, it's a very beautiful day -- and I have 3 bikes with three flat tires so i can't enjoy it nearly as much as I'd like to. (yeah, one bike has a flat, it's like, it's still cool, i'll take the other one out instead, and that one has a flat too? what the fuck??! that's fucked up,)

I bought some specially formulated slime for the inner tubes last week, and come to find out I need a tool to be able to de-thread the tire. I'm like what?

and the stupid ass bike tool kit I bought has everything EXCEPT a tool to remove the thread. I'm like, damn, why did I buy this?


K-Mart doesn't have one. Walmart ain't got shit, either, unless it's in a different section than the bike section.

So now I gotta find a way to get to a bike shop that's open when I'm not at work or on the bus trying to get to work so I can find this stupid tool, so I can do my own damn repairs at home.

In the meanwhile, it's compression pump on the 2nd bike until this weekend

[Van]

It's that other thing, though.

Yep, "that other thing" being that just like you said would happen I'd eventually get sick of your racial obsession/paranoia/bitterness.

So, take solace. In the end, you were right! You won!

[Risa]

It's that other thing, though.

Yep, "that other thing" being that just like you said would happen I'd eventually get sick of your racial obsession/paranoia/bitterness.

So, take solace. In the end, you were right! You won!

That 'other thing' deals with reciprocity.







I'm not angry at you. I can't be.

I don't even think I'm bitter.

I'm just .. I don't know.


I don't feel anything. Disappointed.

I don't feel anything.

This too shall pass.

[Van]

Any obligation of reciprocity came to an end once I clearly stated to you (which I most certainly did) that I was disgusted by your behavior, I'd lost respect for you and I wasn't going to deal with your racial crap anymore.

The fact that you ignored what you were being told? The fact that you just continued to plow ahead as if nothing had changed on my end?

That's on you. You were told, and you brushed it off. As always...you didn't listen. You didn't pay attention. As always, you went with your preconceived notions rather than what was actually put before you, plain as day.

Apparently you'd come to feel that the well had no bottom and any and all warnings could be ignored. There, you were wrong.

You said you'd ruin things eventually. There, you were correct. You just chose to ignore the voluminous evidence that your own prediction had reached fruition.

"Reciprocity".....just more of your excuse making.

[Risa]

"Reciprocity".....just more of your excuse making.

Oh. Who's being 'safe', now?

Mine was in

Agape.

but who taught whom the importance of the word 'I'?

that was a good lesson. it was only the truth.

i learned the other one, too, though.



I have a lot of issues.

I wasn't the one to allow you to open up about your own.

my safety mechanisms are on full display to
be mocked, or ignored, or damned, or pitied.

that's on me.

how many safety nets do you carry around?

[Risa]

You don't have to answer that. This is supposed to be fun. And I agree with that sentiment.

I apologize for wet blanketing even this, for you.

I want you to be happy, too. Your smile still means everything. It doesn't have to mean anything except you're having a good time; this discussion is not a good time.


Everyone should have a good time.


Come on, This board sucks. The usual suspects should have hijacked this thread a long, long time ago.

I guess the Hardworking Loyal Never Say a Word Mexicans were elsewhere, since the rest of y'all are Too Lazy to etc. etc. Just ask Jorge in Chief ;)

bunch of bastards. Step on it! Get on the ball!

[Van]

You started this thread so this is one time where you couldn't be accused of hijacking/wet blanketing the thread.

It's your thread. That's also why everybody's staying away from it.

As for me? I don't have any issues, safety mechanisms or any need to hide anything I feel. That's you. Don't assume that everybody else has these things too, just because you do.

I've always been an open book, and I remain so. You just feel this overwhelming need to always read between the lines. Big mistake, with me. Just read the lines. It's always all been right there, no subliminal messages, no secondary meanings, no wink-wink subterfuges...clear as day.

[Goober McTuber]

This thread would have made a wonderful IM.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Contrary to what the nasty board bullies would have you believe, you got something going on.

Be you, stay you, and be happy about it.

I'll second this advice for Annie.

[Van]

Terry, 'fess up...

It's all about the giant nubian titties with you. :-)