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Rack the Stros!!!!!

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The 1st World Series appearence in Stros' History!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Congrats to my boys!!!!

Since I'm the truth... I'm light years ahead of most and will start the celebration now!!!

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9 outs to go

Gotta RACK Roy Wonder!!
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Getting ready for the post game here...

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8 to go
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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When is Poohole due up?
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server is sloooooooooooooooooow. so here's a picture:


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7 to go
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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6 to go

Bullpen time.

BIG, BIG PROPS TO THE WIZARD!!!
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Well, 115 pitches and he's in the on-deck circle. :shock:
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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rozy wrote:Well, 115 pitches and he's in the on-deck circle. :shock:
the truth has spoken...

Break out the bottle now!!!

the party is over for the old ladies from Missorry...

It's Houston time!!!

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5 to go!
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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They pulled him??? I'd have left him out there until he passed out. He ain't going to pitch again until game 3 and that's not until tuesday.
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4
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Tony LaRussa = Marty Schottenheimer

Although at least Tony won 1 title.
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They need to have Tito Landrum pinch hit.
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THREE




...and no Pujols in the 9th
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Or Lonnie Smith. Skates will get it done.
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Jeff 2K5 wrote:Tony LaRussa = Marty Schottenheimer

Although at least Tony won 1 title.
LaRussa won one.

nice edit :lol:
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John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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rozy wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Tony LaRussa = Marty Schottenheimer

Although at least Tony won 1 title.
LaRussa won one.

nice edit :lol:
I said that.
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It's funny watching Tard fan... :lol:

They have yet to understand...


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e wrote:not sweatin' it. albert will hit in the 9th.
The bases would be loaded and the game tied.
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Poor Bace, he's probably home clutching his Mike LaValliere action figure and sobbing.
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Can I vomit now?
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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The Cardinals haven't won a World Series since the Denkinger call. Are they cursed?
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rozy wrote:Can I vomit now?
ummmm...

I took care of the outcome earlier...

You can now Drink Heavily!!!!


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Jeff 2K5 wrote:The Cardinals haven't won a World Series since the Denkinger call. Are they cursed?

It's the curse of Dane Iorg.
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Here we go.

And on a side note...

Barring a miracle


RACK LARRY WALKER FOR AN OUTSTANDING CAREER! Now, strike out, Bitch. :lol:
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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TWO TO GO!!!
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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5 solo HR's coming up...
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ONE!!!!!!
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Wow, that's familiar....
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yes!
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Rack the 'stros.
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m2 is the truth
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Call him up tell him that and say you want front row seats.
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e wrote:just found out that my mom's cousin's wife's niece married roger clemens.

what's that make us?

KCPaul

absolutely nothing!

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Brennaman said that Roger Clemens mother said "Shoeless Joe Jackson" on her deathbed. Huh? I call bullshit. :roll:
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You are an idiot, Welcher. Read the articles

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/sports/3354754
Clemens smiled as he recalled his mother spending some of her last moments asking about Andy Pettitte's surgically repaired left elbow, wondering if the Astros were already in the playoffs and even dropping mentions of Shoeless Joe Jackson.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=250914118
In her final hours, she was talking baseball. Clemens said his mother asked if the Astros had made the playoffs yet, inquired about Andy Pettitte and more than once mentioned Shoeless Joe Jackson.
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e wrote:
JCT wrote:Call him up tell him that and say you want front row seats.
for what? the season just ended

I just want to see if he'll mistake you for Piazza and throw a bat at you.
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Brennaman said that Roger Clemens mother said "Shoeless Joe Jackson" on her deathbed. Huh? I call bullshit. :roll:
Nobody gives a flying FUCK what you "call", you bet-welching T REX-wannabe fuckhole.
Fuck off Paula, read the NFL forum, I took my shit like a man so stuff it shitface.
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