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Sincerely,PrimeX the plagiarist wrote:I hate everything.
Me, in 2002, Lakers-Kings, WCF
Dude, man, I feel for you. Oswalt had better close 'em out in Game Six 'cause Rocket ain't winning in Busch in a Game Seven. This could end up being the most crushing loss in the history of a franchise that's mostly known nothing but crushing losses.
Speaking of crushing, I'm not sure I've ever seen anybody hit a ball harder than Pujols killed that one. Holy fuck, he just destroyed that one.
I'm guessing that whole Lidge Is A Lock thing is pretty much toast now, eh?
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I just hate Minute Maid Park:PrimeX wrote:I hate everything.
1) George Herbert Walker and that lady who is kind enough to point out how sucky life is for the poor.
2) The retired numbers. I think if a player reaches his 5 and 10 while wearing the star he gets his number retired. Larry Dierker gets a number retired? When does Eusebio get his number up there?
3) Choo Choo train. It blows a whistle and moves when a home run is hit. It blows. It means something to the people in Houston, but to everyone else in the world it means "you'd have to hit it this far for it to be a home run in other stadiums."
4) Towles Hill. Biggest joke in all of baseball stadiumnessosity. Bigger joke than the BoB swimming pool. Bigger joke than Wrigley's bathrooms. Bigger joke than the Twins' garbage bag. Bigger joke than the entirety of Tropicana.
5) The flag pole on Towles Hill. Second biggest joke.
6) Killer B's noise. We get it. It remind us of the menace of Derek Bell's grill.
7) Stadium dimensions. 200 feet to left, the D Train and two buses to center and a resemblance of normalcy to right.
8) Crawford boxes. When people want to get excited about a weak pop up to left, they sit in the Crawford boxes. Their mere presence is a mockery to the sport. Fuck Bud Selig for letting this happen.
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Last year was scrub Pete Munroe, then Clemens.Otis wrote:Didn't the Astros lose games 6 and 7 in St. Louis last year as well?
This year it's Roy mother fuckin' O, then Clemens.
It's over in game 6.
Gonna slam that cookie cutter out in style.
Fuck, I gots no sleep. Like a bad break up, but with less fingernail scratches from a bitch and more moonshots on repeat in my head.
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Oh Tony La Russa
Just what have you done
It’s enough with the sunglasses
We thought we had won.
*Oh Albert Pujols
You big sack of SHIT
If you were dying of thirst
I would not even spit.
Oh David Eckstein
Why are you here
A fucking weak grounder
I puked in my beer.
Oh Jimmy Edmonds
Centerfielder du jour
I knew he would walk you
Your wife is a whore.
Oh Reggie Sanders
I knew that we should
Have walked fuckin' Pujols
You were sure that we would.
Oh Mr. Garner
You over-manage to much
You CANNOT pitch to Pujols
You know the guy’s clutch.
Oh Bradley Lidge
What can I say
You threw an 0 and 1 meatball
It’s still flying today.
So here’s to the 'Stros
With two more to go
I’ve given my heart
Please don’t rip out my soul.
'STROS IN 6 NAH!
* I kid. :roll:
Just what have you done
It’s enough with the sunglasses
We thought we had won.
*Oh Albert Pujols
You big sack of SHIT
If you were dying of thirst
I would not even spit.
Oh David Eckstein
Why are you here
A fucking weak grounder
I puked in my beer.
Oh Jimmy Edmonds
Centerfielder du jour
I knew he would walk you
Your wife is a whore.
Oh Reggie Sanders
I knew that we should
Have walked fuckin' Pujols
You were sure that we would.
Oh Mr. Garner
You over-manage to much
You CANNOT pitch to Pujols
You know the guy’s clutch.
Oh Bradley Lidge
What can I say
You threw an 0 and 1 meatball
It’s still flying today.
So here’s to the 'Stros
With two more to go
I’ve given my heart
Please don’t rip out my soul.
'STROS IN 6 NAH!
* I kid. :roll:
Ummm, I made this yesterday and only posted it here. Now I get back from lunch and found an email in my inbox from our HR dept. with the pic thinking we'd never seen it.PrimeX wrote:
A dude of a friend of another person of someone else sent it to her. This is like that Kevin Bacon shit.
I'm fucking famous.
Swear on this months beer money. No fucking lie.
http://www.thesmackbat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8664
Much?
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
Much much?
Autographs available immediately after the ballgame.
Swear.
To.
God.
http://www.thesmackbat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8664
Much?
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
Much much?
Autographs available immediately after the ballgame.
Swear.
To.
God.
Card fan needs to check http://www.STLCardinals.com
In the fan vote at the bottom, 53% of your own fans give the 'Stros a victory tonight. WTF is up wit dat?
In the fan vote at the bottom, 53% of your own fans give the 'Stros a victory tonight. WTF is up wit dat?
http://forums.stltoday.com/viewtopic.php?t=303832
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Holy Heeeell! I am totally lolzerz.
Can I sue?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Holy Heeeell! I am totally lolzerz.
Can I sue?
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IndyFrisco wrote:
No, I think Pujols is the MVP. It's strictly a stat award, just like the Cy.
I was just poking fun of the largest group of homers I've ever known, on this board and anywhere else.
that's where you are wrong.
Now if you go to a cardinals board, i'm sure the koolaid guzzlers will tout everything STL, but i look at the team in nonbiased view!
The cardinals are in trouble this playoffs. Their offense is nothing like last year, and their Aces are fading. If Hooston beats ATL, i could see the oposite of last year happening, but this time we'll get 2-1 or 1-0 pitching duels every game.
They have been losing ugly in past month, and unlike tards who say it's cause they know they have everything wrapped up, who are kidding themselves, this team looks bad right now, Pujols is hurting, he's been hurting all year, but he's hurting bigtime, but even he knows if he goes down, team is fucked.
The Cards are going to have to have Carp and Mulder have their A game every night, cause the offense isn't there like it was last year. And we all watched how bad they struggled in WS at plate.
Amen
IndyFrisco wrote:
No, I think Pujols is the MVP. It's strictly a stat award, just like the Cy.
I was just poking fun of the largest group of homers I've ever known, on this board and anywhere else.
that's where you are wrong.
Now if you go to a cardinals board, i'm sure the koolaid guzzlers will tout everything STL, but i look at the team in nonbiased view!
The cardinals are in trouble this playoffs. Their offense is nothing like last year, and their Aces are fading. If Hooston beats ATL, i could see the oposite of last year happening, but this time we'll get 2-1 or 1-0 pitching duels every game.
They have been losing ugly in past month, and unlike tards who say it's cause they know they have everything wrapped up, who are kidding themselves, this team looks bad right now, Pujols is hurting, he's been hurting all year, but he's hurting bigtime, but even he knows if he goes down, team is fucked.
The Cards are going to have to have Carp and Mulder have their A game every night, cause the offense isn't there like it was last year. And we all watched how bad they struggled in WS at plate.
Amen
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