Think Madden on MNF is bad?

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:35 pm

Wait until you hear the duo of Al Micheals and Joe Theismann when MNF moves to ESPN!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:24 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:BULLSHIT- Theismann is one of the better color commentators in the sport. Hell, at least you can understand everything Joe says, as opposed to Madden's blundering cakehole.

Just another reason why anything you say about the NFL doesn't mean shit. You're a dumbshit Paul, bottom line. Stick to commenting on drag racing.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:35 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
Just another reason why anything you say about the NFL doesn't mean shit. You're a dumbshit Paul, bottom line. Stick to commenting on drag racing to your local Piggly Wiggly.

Fixed, and RACK DF.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:46 pm

I always thought Theismann was an arrogant fuck, but whether that made him bad at his job or not, I don't know. I guess his job was to talk about football, and since he played in the NFL and I didn't, it's hard for me to say he's a bad judge of the game.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:57 pm

I'd rather listen to Theisman than Madden, that's for damn sure.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:59 pm

They could've put Moose....errr Darrel Johnston or Troy Aikman. Not that I'm bias or anything. Theisman is the king of all tards and listening to him will be painful.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:06 pm

DallasFanatic wrote: Just another reason why anything you say about the NFL doesn't mean shit.

So, if someone has an opinion that you don't agree with, regarding a freaking color analyst nonetheless, that means anything they say about the NFL doesn't mean shit?

Right....

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:17 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:It's OK Wags....I'm beginning to enjoy watching some of these turd-cutters crash and burn with some of the dumb shit they insist on posting.

^^^^^^^^^^Translation:

I can't defend my stupidity for shit so I'll let my big brother and internet tough guy specialist Wags speak up for me. Wags shut the fuck up and watch some softball and Paul, like I said earlier, stick to the drag racing my man.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:22 am

this is the big break Theismann always wanted: a free forum to talk about himself in front of the big nationwide audience.

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JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:55 am

I'd bet that if some of you fuckers were in a bar, and a dog walked by the front door, you'd be arguing whether or not the dog would shit or piss first.

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:17 am

an MNF without penetration references every play?

say it ain't so.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:39 am

JHawkBCD wrote:I'd bet that if some of you fuckers were in a bar, and a dog walked by the front door, you'd be arguing whether or not the dog would shit or piss first.

What's wrong with that? Loser buys the next round.

BTW, my money is always on the dog pissing.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:08 am

DallasFanatic wrote: I can't defend my stupidity for shit so I'll let my big brother and internet tough guy specialist Wags speak up for me.

I wasn't speaking up for Paul so much as I was once again beating you down. Someone has to do it, else you might think Cowsnatch fan has free reign.

Wags shut the fuck up and watch some softball...

Odds aren't good on me shutting up, but I'm always game to watch some softball.

Choose your battles a little more wisely, DF.

Lining up to take lame potshots on (insert posters name) whom you think is currently vulnerable won't earn you any points.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:30 am

JHawkBCD wrote:I'd bet that if some of you fuckers were in a bar, and a dog walked by the front door, you'd be arguing whether or not the dog would shit or piss first.

At least we wouldn't have to worry about the dog talking about itself nor telling us what's "going through _________'s mind right now, as a quarterback."

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:31 am

Lets face it, both dudes' acts have worn quite thin.

Seriously now, isn't there some other choice.....?

I'd rather listen to Madden than Theesman.

Theesman as "king of the 'tards" ain't far off, IMO.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:26 am

RadioFan wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:I'd bet that if some of you fuckers were in a bar, and a dog walked by the front door, you'd be arguing whether or not the dog would shit or piss first.
At least we wouldn't have to worry about the dog talking about itself nor telling us what's "going through _________'s mind right now, as a quarterback."

You could always turn off the TV sound and turn up the Westwood One radio broadcast to hear Marv Albert and Boomer Esiason wax poetic.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:00 am

oh yeah Bill...BOOMER is Sooo much BETTER... :roll:

Theesman and Macguire should've been a package deal.

can't have Theesman alone.

SNAP!!!!!awwwwww.....

Kee-riest....might actually have to watch WIFE TV on Sunday/Monday nights with these line-ups...

:wink:

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:15 am

JHawkBCD wrote:You could always turn off the TV sound and turn up the Westwood One radio broadcast to hear Marv Albert and Boomer Esiason wax poetic.

That's the routine here every Sunday and Monday night, and during the playoffs.
Compared to Theesman, Boomer is a sophist. And at least Marv actually calls the game. Dave Sims is the best voice on Westwood One, though. Howard David was great as well.

Luckily, there's a Tulsa station that carries the Chiefs Radio Network, so Mitch and Len are on here as well.

I just wish Sirius was in real time. Hell, I'd take Raider or Donk announcer over Michaels, any day of the week, even if they were playing KC.

The worst however, is Mike Patrick on ESPN. Dude acts as if he's calling the final play in overtime in the Super Bowl during running plays for 1-yard gains. He needs to just die the next time he has a heart attack -- hopefully during the first ESPN preseason game when he's slobbering over Ray Lewis or one of their other darlings. Joel Myers waxes poetic compared to that assclown.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:15 am

Qbert wrote:oh yeah Bill...BOOMER is Sooo much BETTER... :roll:

Should I have ubb'ed my comment with [sarcasm][/sarcasm]?

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:38 am

bill

sarcasm was IMPLIED...

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:41 am

Just checking.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:55 am

Remember, MNF is going to get the shit games that Sunday Night Football is currently getting in 06. Those riveting Minnesota/New Orleans, Cleveland/Miami, and Chicago/San Francisco matchups. :roll:

RSoxFan · Post by **RSoxFan** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:12 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:BULLSHIT- Theismann is one of the better color commentators in the sport.

No he isn't. He is one of the biggest ass kissers though.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:18 pm

Westwood One released its national schedule today.

http://www.westwoodone.com/Press%20Rele ... edule).asp

RSoxFan · Post by **RSoxFan** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:34 pm

RadioFan wrote:Westwood One released its national schedule today.

http://www.westwoodone.com/Press%20Rele ... edule).asp

Thank's.