Smith's body was on the recliner, his feet crossed and a remote in his hand. He wore black and gold silk pajamas, slippers and a robe. A pack of cigarettes and a beer were at his side, while a high-definition TV played a continuous loop of Steelers highlights.
But he didn't check out in style. He had colon cancer. His family just took him to a taxidermist and they propped him in his chair with a beer and some smokes.
Fucking creepy if you ask me.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
Headhunter wrote:But he didn't check out in style. He had colon cancer. His family just took him to a taxidermist and they propped him in his chair with a beer and some smokes.
Fucking creepy if you ask me.
Didn't realize we had a "Weekend at Bernies" working here.
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
“If you look at folks of color, even women, they’re more
successful in the Democratic Party than they are in the white, uh,
excuse me, in the Republican Party.” (NPR Interview Of Howard Dean
<http://www.breitbart.tv/html/153493.html> , 8/15/08)
He probably should have spend a little less time on beer and football and a bit more on the prostate exam. I love my football, but I don't think I'm goin out like that.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
I like Football plenty, but fucking is better.I think I want to be displayed fucking my wife. If she's alive when I kick it, she'll have to be a sport. If not, dig her ass up.
Either way, it'll be the best lay she's had in years. Even in death I'll be super smooth!
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
