Death Pool 2025

[Carson]

- Roberta Flack; Singer; ALS is Killing Me Softly; August

Just caught this, rakkit.

[Jacque Custodian]

Michael Bolton – musician - cancer – December
Samantha Harris – actress - breast cancer- September
xxx Shannen Doherty – sluxx actress - breast cancer August xxx all ready dead. merci L45B

ergo
Taylor Swift - big star - transportation accident - September

Kim Novak – actress – dementia – August
Harvey Weinstein – creep – homicide – July

[L45B]

Shannen Doherty – sluxx actress - breast cancer August

Solid solid pick. Too bad she’s already taken (by Season Over Troll)

[Wolfman]

Mike Lindell---dies in his sleep July 9

[d-townmike]

DBG up there is already on the board with the Uecker pick!

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

DBG up there is already on the board with the Uecker pick!

Bam! Upper decker to start the year! My roster is STACKED for 2025.

[Ray Guy]

Gene Schroeder
Chicago Bears
Old age
March







The kick is off ...... and it's GOOD.

Points on the board.

[Carson]

Too bad he died in January, you shanking shitbag.

[Ray Guy]

I have points and you don't.
So you can kiss my ass. You can find me in Canton Ohio, bitch.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Congrats Ray & Donnie! Keep Roux off the podium if you can

[HighHard1]

Gene Schroeder
Chicago Bears
Old age
March







The kick is off ...... and it's GOOD.

Points on the board.

Monster of the Midway?

[Roux]

Congrats Ray & Donnie! Keep Roux off the podium if you can

We're just in the 1st quarter, lots of game time left.

[Sudden Sam]

Democratic Party. March 6. Cringe-inducing Tik Tok video.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

What's my DP total right now? When you have time, of course.

[President Trump]

Today I am signing Executive Order 14298 to make this year's T1B Death Pool Fair, Equitable, and Great Again. It was brought to my attention recently, well not recently -I've actually known for a long time- but people are saying it is a new thing even though I've been watching it for a while now, and I suppose it's new to some people but it will be well known to a lot more soon, believe me, but I've known for a long time even though it's only been a little while that the T1B Death Pool for 2025 suffers from several glaring omissions. Namely and chiefly among them is a serious LACK of, and in fact the complete OMISSION of, important Death Pool selections. George Wendt is one example. He was a great guy. I've known him for a long time and regret that we never met but he was a great guy very funny and a big guy which might have been a factor in his early passing, unfortunately. He was prime candidate for Death Pool selection but he was not drafted. I'm not sure how that happens. We have the best Death Pool participants in the country and not just the country but the whole world and maybe of all time is what people are saying, I don't know but that's what people are saying and it's probably true. Seems true. But sadly, picks got missed and that simply cannot happen any more. I happened a lot with my predecessor but not any more. We simply cannot allow it.

Effective immediately and retroactive to January 20, 2025, I am selecting the following people, good people who deserved to be chosen but were not but now they will be after this historic Executive Order we have named the Righting Death Pool Wrongs 2025 and giving proper honor and respect to our fallen friends. They departed too soon but their Death Pool points cannot go unallocated. It would be disrespectful. Using the power of this office, I honor the following.

George Wendt, Actor - April - Heart Failure and Maybe Diabetes
David Souter, SCOTUS justice - May - Old Age
Jeff Sperbeck, John Elway's Friend - April - Golf Cart Accident
Jill Sobule, Singer - May - House Fire
Jeremiah Kelly, Football Player - April - Heart Failure or Maybe Stroke

[Mike Ditka]

Sure I support that as long as that cocksucker L45B does Not get any points

[L45B]

Grover Trump is a lifelong right-wing racist Nazi of the Fourth Reich!!! Mods, if you don’t impeach/delete him from this board immediately, there will be a march for pink freedom, led by me, Diego and Screwy!! We will not tolerate these PTSDTDS flare-ups!!

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mister President. We have already established the rules of this contest and the time for choosing has passed. There is no provision for late picks. And even if there was, you cannot pick people whom are already dead. Your selections will not be counted.



Donnie, I'll work on your score when I get back from the long weekend.

[L45B]

Sure I support that as long as that cocksucker L45B does Not get any points

Less than a week for you to be ‘85 86’d, Coach.