Masters Contest 2024

[Ken]

Please note also, that filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules would not have won even with his filthy cheating ways.

Wow, Dave fucking up yet another game someone else volunteers to run? You don't say.

You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head.

[Screw_Michigan]

You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head.

There's only one "filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules" who posts here so I figured Dave was the suspect. Return to fucking yourself and your rudimentary ways of feeding yourself (air fryer suggestions )

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Boo-yah. But golf isn’t even my doctorate sport.

Donnie, if you run a Wimbledon pick’em this year, I would kill it (as in, not win )

I know no things about professional tennis. I can barely keep up with golf and baseball. If you want to run a Wimbledon contest, I'd love to make some completely uneducated guesses using a dart board and blindfold.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head.

There's only one "filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules" who posts here so I figured Dave was the suspect. Return to fucking yourself and your rudimentary ways of feeding yourself (air fryer suggestions )

You assume a lot of things around here. Most of them make you look foolish but that doesn't seem to bother you.

[Ken]

You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head.

Return to fucking yourself and your rudimentary ways of feeding yourself (air fryer suggestions )

Wait, what? You're trotting out 'air fryer' smack thinking that will make someone stand down? Kierland 2.0, you are REALLY reaching in this case. And, you are REALLY sucking at it.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

In this time of intense distrust of other political views and with so much tension between feuding groups, it's nice when we can all agree on something. For example, I think there's universal agreement on Screw Michigan being the dumbest motherfucker on this interwebs discussion forum. And that's really saying something considering we have a flat earther and a guy who still sends his pre-pubescent boys to Scouts USA.

Mmm...yeah...bathe in the unity.

[Softball Bat]

I think there's universal agreement on Screw Michigan being the dumbest motherfucker on this interwebs discussion forum. And that's really saying something considering we have a flat earther and a guy who still sends his pre-pubescent boys to Scouts USA.

"Flat earthers" are by far more curious and intellectually honest than the average globe-believing zombie.
Not close.

You think water is clinging to the outside of a flying, spinning ball?
rotf...
Really?

I will give your intelligence the benefit of the doubt and assume that you have never really looked into this topic.
You, and everyone, should.

[Dr_Phibes]

Dave, see what you've done? I hope you're proud of yourself

[Ken]

I think there's universal agreement on Screw Michigan being the dumbest motherfucker on this interwebs discussion forum. And that's really saying something considering we have a flat earther and a guy who still sends his pre-pubescent boys to Scouts USA.

"Flat earthers" are by far more curious and intellectually honest than the average globe-believing zombie.
Not close.

You think water is clinging to the outside of a flying, spinning ball?
rotf...
Really?

Your 1st comment is a gross overstatement. So grossly overstated that it supports the idiocy of flat earthers' stances.

Second comment- Of course the water, including oceans, lakes streams, etc are 'clinging' to the sphere that is earth.

[Softball Bat]

Second comment- Of course the water, including oceans, lakes streams, etc are 'clinging' to the sphere that is earth.

Of course?

Of course not.

Everyone should know that water does not behave in the fantastical ways globe zealots assure us it does.

Post your science experiment to back up the wild claim that water will cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball.

[Ken]

Second comment- Of course the water, including oceans, lakes streams, etc are 'clinging' to the sphere that is earth.

Of course?

Of course not.

Everyone should know that water does not behave in the fantastical ways globe zealots assure us it does.

Post your science experiment to back up the wild claim that water will cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball.

It wouldn't do any good to anyone as ignorant as you, who don't even accept the proven laws of gravity.
Flat earthers are the intellectual bottom of the barrel when it comes to the human race.

[Biggie]

We can’t even have a golf thread without you idiots having your clit-measuring contest?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Yeesh. Try to make a joke around here.

[Ken]

Second comment- Of course the water, including oceans, lakes streams, etc are 'clinging' to the sphere that is earth.

Of course?

Of course not.

Everyone should know that water does not behave in the fantastical ways globe zealots assure us it does.

Post your science experiment to back up the wild claim that water will cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball.

It wouldn't do any good to anyone as ignorant as you, who don't even accept the proven laws of gravity.
Flat earthers are the intellectual bottom of the barrel when it comes to the human race.

You know what? Actually, I'll play. Let's discuss this 'water clinging to the outside of a flying, spinning ball'. Sure, the globe earth is in fact rotating at a high speed (don't ask me how fast, as I have no idea (perhaps a thousand mph?) Whatever that speed is, it doesn't matter.

Here's your science experiment as requested, flat-earther. 360 degrees is a full rotation of the earth. I presume that you would agree to this for any given sphere. There are 24 hrs in a full rotation or in other words per day. 360degrees/24 hrs = 15 degrees of rotation/hr. Now, go ahead and get on your bike, into your car, or whatever means of travel you decide. Drive and slowly turn in one direction so that you are turning at a rate of 15 degrees/hour.

Do you REALLY think you'd feel anything. Of course you wouldn't. The earth is VERY, VERY, VERY large. This is how simple-minded people of your belief are.

[Roux]

Poptart, would you be so kind as to post a map of the flat earth? Thanks

[Ken]

Poptart, would you be so kind as to post a map of the flat earth? Thanks

Good luck w/that. He has repeatedly stated that he doesn't know what the map of flat earth looks like. He only makes presumptions.

[Softball Bat]

Thanks for your post, Ken.

A few things here...

1. Ken, or Roach, you should probably move your post into a new thread. HPG's intent was to make a joke, not start a fl@t earth discussion here.

2. I will be ----> OUT <---- for about a week now, so I will likely not have time to post over the next week.

3. Roux, I do not know what the shape of the earth is. It is my assumption that it is flat. It seems most likely. I have no map to show.


Quickly, about your post, Ken...

The earth is said to be spinning at right around 1,000 mph at the equator.
At the poles, the earth is said to be spinning at 0.00005 mph.
There is a very wide range of speeds one experiences on earth, if in fact that earth is spinning.

I think the point of your post is that we cannot feel the movement of the earth rotating, because it is rotating so slowly.
I do not debate this assertion.
However, as I see it, you are merely making an assumption that the earth is a globe.
You have not demonstrated that water can cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball.

I assume the earth to be stationary, with the sun, moon, and stars are moving in a circuit above us.
Just as we experience.

[Softball Bat]

Poptart, would you be so kind as to post a map of the flat earth? Thanks

Good luck w/that. He has repeatedly stated that he doesn't know what the map of flat earth looks like. He only makes presumptions.

Assumptions?

It is demonstrated over and over again, through observation and measurement, that the globe earth curvature is not present.
Viewing distant objects over water, objects that should be hidden below the horizon (if the earth is a globe) are not hidden below the horizon.

I have posted extensively on this.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread and show you petty, unfunny, argumentative dickheads where and how to get fucked?

[Biggie]

Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread

Not sure but start with
mine

-kcdave

[Sudden Sam]

For example, I think there's universal agreement on Screw Michigan being the dumbest motherfucker on this interwebs discussion forum.

Screwy hates Michigan. So he’s pretty smart.

[Screw_Michigan]

Screwy hates Michigan. So he’s pretty smart.

Clarification: I hate the University of Michigan, not the state.

[Sudden Sam]

Screwy hates Michigan. So he’s pretty smart.

Clarification: I hate the University of Michigan, not the state.

Right. My bad. Being a college football fan, I assumed everyone knew that. But not everyone in here is a CFB nut, so I’m glad you clarified my point.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread

Not sure but start with
mine

-kcdave

The irregular line break cannot be overappreciated here. This is next level for subtle reasons.

[Rootbeer]

Classic Cohen.