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Happy Easter!

There have been so many smart, talented, elite people down through the ages.
They are all in graves.



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Jesus, the Christ, broke Satan's authority over us.
He broke the power of death, and gives life to all who believe in Him.


Jesus said to her, I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live,
and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die.


John 11:25-26
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Happy Easter, pop.

Let’s hope everyone has a good day.

I’ve got the entire day to myself as wifey and her mom are off to the woods of southeast Alabama to celebrate their holiday.
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Easter?? You mean...

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Yep. That’s what my Southern Baptist, Bible-toting mom-in-law is celebrating. My sweet mil who can’t comprehend me not believing what she believes so strongly. I’m sure their church will be filled with trans persons who are welcomed with open arms.

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Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 4:10 pm Yep. That’s what my Southern Baptist, Bible-toting mom-in-law is celebrating. My sweet mil who can’t comprehend me not believing what she believes so strongly. I’m sure their church will be filled with trans persons who are welcomed with open arms.

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Well, Friday wasn’t a particularly Good day, for Me. But I’m feeling a little better today.
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Google sure went all out this year.

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Jesus H Christ wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:24 pm Well, Friday wasn’t a particularly Good day, for Me. But I’m feeling a little better today.
When you come out of your cave in a few days let us know if you see your shadow. You know, for weather planning purposes.

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Was Jesus black?


The true face of the historical Jesus looks nothing like the one many still see in their church’s stained-glass windows, in Hollywood movies, or in the image many carry in their minds.

Many scholars and archeologists now agree that Jesus was most likely a brown-skinned, brown-eyed man — more akin to a “Middle Eastern Jewish” or an Arab man. A commentator once said that if Jesus was taking a flight today “he might be profiled for additional security screening” by the TSA.

Poptart, your thoughts?
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Given the region of the world in which He lived, yes, Jesus' skin was likely darker, imo, than what is often portrayed.
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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:57 am Given the region of the world in which He lived, yes, Jesus' skin was likely darker, imo, than what is often portrayed.
Yep. The Europeanized imagery is ridiculous.

By the way, I got this lovely message from our president.

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We all know that God created Jesus to look exactly like Matthew McConaughey.


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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:42 pm

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Is that Jesus ?
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:04 pm
Is that Jesus ?
Maybe.
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:04 pm Is that Jesus ?
It is! He already died. He just can’t remember if he came back to life yet or not.
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Did he leave Birmingham?

John Mellencamp was asking.
Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.
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Rootbeer wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:01 pm Did he leave Birmingham?

John Mellencamp was asking.
Not sure but he did leave Chicago.

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Rootbeer wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:01 pm Did he leave Birmingham?

John Mellencamp was asking.
That’s it…SHOW’S OVER!!!
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