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on this great opportunity!!!
You can still get in on the ground floor.

I just bought a share of DJT (Trump Media &Technology Group), which hit the NASDAQ this morning, for $75.32. OK so I lost $5.66 in the first 10 minutes, but I’m not worried. This company is going places. They only lost $49 million last year on revenue of $3 million. Plus the largest shareholder is the world’s greatest businessman. What’s not to like? Me and all the smart MAGAs (yes there are some) - we’re going to rake in $billions on this. I should be able to retire twice by October when I can sell my share.

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Truth Social
Imagine...

anything associated with Donald having the word truth in it.



rotf...
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:35 pm
Truth Social
Imagine...

anything associated with Donald having the word truth in it.



rotf...
This remind you of someone?
It was almost no trick at all ... to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.
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I may have to re-read that one next. It’s been many years. Right now I’m reading “Blood Meridian” by Cormac McCarthy. It’s a bit of a slog and his style takes a while to get used to, but I’m determined.

BTW, DJT seems to have leveled out at around 70…oops 69, so I’m not too far in the hole. Should be taking off any time now.
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I'm waiting to see if the Reddit dipshits decide to fuck with it.
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You're right, they could hasten its demise.
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I figure it will settle at around $1.00 or $2.00 with or without the meme stock dorks. Somebody is going to make a killing by shorting it.
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Also, don't miss out on Donald's “God Bless the U.S.A" Bible.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-sho ... rcna145266

Only $60, and endorsed by Donald' Trump, a known man of faith.
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Softball Bat wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:03 pm Also, don't miss out on Donald's “God Bless the U.S.A" Bible.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-sho ... rcna145266

Only $60, and endorsed by Donald' Trump, a known man of faith.
He says that it’s his favorite book and that he has several of them all around the house. I certainly believe that. And these are also inscribed by Lee Greenwood. What more could you ask for?
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Mikey wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:11 pmWhat more could you ask for?
"I see everything twice!"
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Mikey wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:11 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:03 pm Also, don't miss out on Donald's “God Bless the U.S.A" Bible.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-sho ... rcna145266

Only $60, and endorsed by Donald' Trump, a known man of faith.
He says that it’s his favorite book and that he has several of them all around the house. I certainly believe that. And these are also inscribed by Lee Greenwood. What more could you ask for?
Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
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Anyone know what Diego is babbling about?
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:19 pm Anyone know what Diego is babbling about?
Yes. Maybe you're too young to remember this.


https://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/ ... ble-217938
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HPG wrote:Anyone know what Diego is babbling about?
Yes.
Donald was courting the Christian vote in 2016 by speaking at Liberty University.







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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:19 pm Anyone know what Diego is babbling about?
You've been sniffing petroleum for too long (not that there were many brain cells to begin with)....
“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
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StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...
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StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
From the Henny Youngman Bible.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:15 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...
The First Corinthian says, "Two beers with no head and a chaser."
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Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:17 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
From the Henny Youngman Bible.
Rack.

I'll take that bet and raise you a Foster Brooks Bible.
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StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:26 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:15 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...
The First Corinthian says, "Two beers with no head and a chaser."
The Second Corinthian says, "Wait... there's two Corinthians?
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StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
First Corinthian: "Nice leather seats on the barstools here."
Bartender: "We got the leather from the last rich Corinthian that stopped here."
Second Corinthian: :shock:
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Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:06 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
First Corinthian: "Nice leather seats on the barstools here."
Bartender: "We got the leather from the last rich Corinthian that stopped here."
Second Corinthian: :shock:
:lol:
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