Insane Lottery games $$$

[Wolfman]

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.

[Mikey]

Did you need an ID to enter?

[Carson]

Only to collect your winnings.

[Sudden Sam]

Only to collect your winnings.

That’s racist.

[Screw_Michigan]

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.

The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?

[88BuckeyeGrad]

I bought a ticket. If I win, I'm paying Trump's bond in Screwy's name.

[Screw_Michigan]

I bought a ticket. If I win, I'm paying Trump's bond in Screwy's name.

Good luck

[Ken]

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.

The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?

I can't remember the last time I bought a lottery ticket. YEARS ago. However, I have zero issue with the occasional lottery purchase during these spikes in prize winnings. $5 on a lottery ticket isn't going to hurt ya every few months, unless of course it puts a dent in your laundromat coinage.

It's when I happen to be in a convenience store and there is someone who is purchasing a stack of tickets, not even for powerball but rather just the basic lottery that gets me. The stupidity floats like a wet fart in the store.

[Sudden Sam]

I bought a ticket. If I win, I'm paying Trump's bond in Screwy's name.

C’mon, Screwy. You gotta admit that would be damn funny.

As often as I go to Florida, I may have bought a ticket once.

But even if I never buy one, Alabama needs to get a lottery set up soon. People are buying tix in FL, GA, TN, and MS anyway. Need to keep some money here to fix our own shit.

[kcdave]

I play when they get to $750 mill or so these days.
$2 waste of $? Perhaps. Could I do worse? Yes.
The $2 gives me ten or fifteen minutes to day dream.
If I ever win, I will kick a little t1b's way. Maybe throw
an epic party somewhere, fly folks in and teach them
how to bbq right.

[Sudden Sam]

If I ever win, I will kick a little t1b's way. Maybe throw
an epic party somewhere, fly folks in and teach them
how to bbq right.

There you go! Love it.

[Rootbeer]

Megamillions 1.13B winner in New Jersey!

We have any clones in Jersey?

[smackaholic]

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.

The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?

I can't remember the last time I bought a lottery ticket. YEARS ago. However, I have zero issue with the occasional lottery purchase during these spikes in prize winnings. $5 on a lottery ticket isn't going to hurt ya every few months, unless of course it puts a dent in your laundromat coinage.

It's when I happen to be in a convenience store and there is someone who is purchasing a stack of tickets, not even for powerball but rather just the basic lottery that gets me. The stupidity floats like a wet fart in the store.

This^^^^.

I agree that the lottery is gambling for people that are bad at math, but I do fall victim to the occasional 5 dollar drop just for the fun of playing “what if”.

But when I see that poor fukking sap at the convenience store handing over $$$$ he really can’t afford, it is kind of depressing.


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[BSmack]

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.

The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?

Or any of the far too many casinos since the days of the days of organized crime. You know if you’re not the house your the sucker

[HighPlainsGrifter]

*you're*

ffs