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Got my Cybertruck today!

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The damn thing has tires designed for maximum acceleration on asphault. Don't do so well at crawling up icy hills.
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Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:17 am Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.
All EVs do. Bad for tires, bad for roads. Unless you're using it for short hop urban commuting, you are a fucking a moron to own one.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:17 am Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.
I hear smackaholic is approaching that range, but he still rides a bicycle on occasion.
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Mikey wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:05 amI hear smackaholic is approaching that range, but he still rides a bicycle on occasion.
Bad for tires, bad for roads.
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mvscal wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:05 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:17 am Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.
All EVs do. Bad for tires, bad for roads. Unless you're using it for short hop urban commuting, you are a fucking a moron to own one.
My company has an EV as of a few months ago. I've been loathe to bring it up cuz I'll never hear the end of it from Mikey. A Wind Generation company is paying to use it when we're on their roads. They also want me to build an EV charging station at GGas and I think this is their way of schmoozing us.

EVs are not practical around here but money is money.
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mvscal wrote:
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:17 am Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.
All EVs do. Bad for tires, bad for roads. Unless you're using it for short hop urban commuting, you are a fucking a moron to own one.
I thought they resolved this with much lighter wire harnesses because they were able to redesign the battery cell and reengineer it to a 24v versus standard 12v. I think the weight of the Cybertruck is nearly the same as an F150 Supercrew Cab.


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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 2:49 am
mvscal wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:05 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:17 am Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.
All EVs do. Bad for tires, bad for roads. Unless you're using it for short hop urban commuting, you are a fucking a moron to own one.
My company has an EV as of a few months ago. I've been loathe to bring it up cuz I'll never hear the end of it from Mikey. A Wind Generation company is paying to use it when we're on their roads. They also want me to build an EV charging station at GGas and I think this is their way of schmoozing us.

EVs are not practical around here but money is money.
The only way they'll be practical is if you get a whole bunch of charging stations built. But you have to have enough drivers to use stations to make them feasible. Maybe when they design a lightweight battery that gives you 1,000 miles of range. Not holding my breath for that.

Is your company EV a Tesla? Just drive it around in full self-destruct driving mode for a while and you'll probably get it off the road pretty quickly.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 6:11 pm Got my Cybertruck today!

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HA! Rack the piss outta that.
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The Biden Administration is paying China to produce electric cars and sell them to us.

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The Seer wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:17 pm The Biden Administration is paying China to produce electric cars and sell them to us.

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Josh Hawley? The cowardly little bitch?

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No need. All BS. The sun will vaporize earth before we run out of crude oil.
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Wolfman wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:39 pm No need. All BS. The sun will vaporize earth before we run out of crude oil.
Probably true.

Because the ozone layer will be vaporized by the emissions from oil-burning machines before we run out of oil.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:42 pm
Wolfman wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:39 pm No need. All BS. The sun will vaporize earth before we run out of crude oil.
Probably true.

Because the ozone layer will be vaporized by the emissions from oil-burning machines before we run out of oil.
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HA. No, Mr. Astronomy, the sun will burst into a super nova as happens to stars in their life cycle.
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Yeah, what's few billion years.
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Mikey wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:22 pm
The Seer wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:17 pm The Biden Administration is paying China to produce electric cars and sell them to us.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1745514979321639072
Josh Hawley? The cowardly little bitch?

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The Seer wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 3:54 pm What would YOU do when in the face of the worst attack on America since Pearl Harbor, 9/11, etc., X10?
I don't know, perhaps not encourage them before they started the insurrection?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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Mikey wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:22 pm
The Seer wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:17 pm The Biden Administration is paying China to produce electric cars and sell them to us.

MCGA

https://twitter.com/i/status/1745514979321639072
Josh Hawley? The cowardly little bitch?

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Why would Hawley feel the need to run away from a bunch of peaceful picnicers at that moment?
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You all ruin just about thread on this board with your tired lefty bullshit.

No wonder this place can't draw flies. Congrats, thread crappers.
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StrawMan wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 10:43 pm You all ruin just about thread on this board with your tired lefty bullshit.

No wonder this place can't draw flies. Congrats, thread crappers.
Yeah, it's the lefties that are preventing this place from drawing flies. :meds: :meds: :meds:
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:29 pm
StrawMan wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 10:43 pm You all ruin just about thread on this board with your tired lefty bullshit.

No wonder this place can't draw flies. Congrats, thread crappers.
Yeah, it's the lefties that are preventing this place from drawing flies. :meds: :meds: :meds:
Yeah, well the Seer, Sven Golly, et al, tend to draw plenty of flies.
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