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Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins

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A 70-year-old woman has given birth to twins following IVF treatment, a hospital in Uganda has said.
Safina Namukwaya delivered a boy and a girl via caesarean at a fertility centre in the capital, Kampala.
Ms Namukwaya, who is is one of the oldest women to give birth, told local media it was a "miracle".

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Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:14 pm Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:14 pm Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.
I don’t think there’s a whole lot of sand (i.e. desert) in Uganda. But don’t let that get in the way of your hilariously ignorant racism.

Carry on.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:56 pm I don’t think there’s a whole lot of sand (i.e. desert) in Uganda. But don’t let that get in the way of your hilariously ignorant racism.
What does race have to do with mouths outnumbering sandwiches? Seems you're the one fixated on race.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 10:08 pm
Mikey wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:56 pm I don’t think there’s a whole lot of sand (i.e. desert) in Uganda. But don’t let that get in the way of your hilariously ignorant racism.
What does race have to do with mouths outnumbering sandwiches? Seems you're the one fixated on race.
Sand rats? Seriously? Go Fuck Yourself. Twice.
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I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
Jungle bunnies.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
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kcdave wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:09 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, he said vagina. That's pretty funny. :meds:

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Nice white flag.
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mvscal wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:54 pm Nice white flag.
:lol: :lol:

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Oh no!

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