2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 11

[Softball Bat]

Fans, if you see that I have made an error(s), please let me know.
I will correct it asap.

Dr_Phibes is the story of the week.
He ripped off another 3-0 week and is sitting at the top of the leaderboard.

Best of luck in week 11!



Week 10 Scores
Troll#3: 2-1 – solid
Biggie: 2-1 - ditto
Roach: 1-2 – Jests suck
Poptart: 0-1 - slip
Dr_Phibes: 3-0 – EXCELLENCE!
Roux: 2-1 – Dallas by a mile
Steve Jobs: 2-1 - steady
HPG: 0-3 - ugly
Screw_Michigan: 2-1 – positive, much needed
Mikey: 2-1 - productive
TWIS: 0-3 - *clank*
Donnie Baker: 1-1 – won the under by a whisker



Standings
Dr_Phibes: 18-12 .600
Roux: 17-12-1 .586
Mikey: 12-9 .571
Donnie Baker: 15-13 .536
poptart: 10-9-2 .526
Steve Jobs: 15-14 .517
Troll #3: 15-14-1 .517
Biggie: 16-16 .500
TWIS: 11-12 .478
Roach: 13-15 .464
HPG: 11-17 .393
Screw_Michigan: 10-19 .345
Smackie Chan: 5-10 .333
kcdave: couldn’t get it up



Week 11

Thursday
CIN +3.5 @ BAL 46.5

Sunday
PIT +4 @ CLE 37.5
LVR +11.5 @ MIA 48.5
CHI +10 @ DET 46.5
NYG +10 @ WAS 37.5
TEN +6.5 @ JAX 39.5
DAL -10.5 @ CAR 42.5
LAC -3 @ GB 44.5
AZ +4 @ HOU 47.5
TB +11 @ SF 41.5
NYJ +7 @ BUF 40.5
SEA @ LAR pk 45.5
MIN +2 @ DEN 43.5

Monday
PHI +3 @ KC 45.5

[Mikey]

Two weeks in a row I was at 2-0 before either the late game or MNF.

Gonna have to concentrate on Sunday morning and afternoon games I guess.

[Biggie]

Phibes is on a 9 game winning streak?!? Very strong.

[Biggie]

A buddy told me that there are kids in his daughter’s classes that identify as cats? Do we need to be concerned that one of our most solid and gifted prognosticators has chosen to identify as a thickening agent. I’m confused but Jsc knows Roux, that’s for sure. And if Roux knows ball, Phibes might not have such an easy stroll to the DICK. The question becomes whether jsc becomes a changed man in the basement, and whether Roux can handle the heat of a frenzied Dick Chase at the mercy of an exhausted master.

[Screw_Michigan]

Damn, Phibes is on fire. I don't think I have ever seen three straight 3-0 picks. Time to start playing real money, even if it is Canadian funny money.

[Steve Jobs]

Damn, Phibes is on fire. I don't think I have ever seen three straight 3-0 picks. Time to start playing real money, even if it is Canadian funny money.

All respects and kudos to Dr. Phibes, co-winner of last year's 3BB, for the great run. But the stars say the streak is over, so maybe I'm betting opposite him this week.

Yo ho ho

[Mikey]

Phibes has a time machine. He knows the scores before they happen. I think it has something to do with Jewish Space Lasers.

He should at least throw in a bad pick once in a while, so it's not so obvious.

[Softball Bat]

A buddy told me that there are kids in his daughter’s classes that identify as cats? Do we need to be concerned that one of our most solid and gifted prognosticators has chosen to identify as a thickening agent. I’m confused but Jsc knows Roux, that’s for sure. And if Roux knows ball, Phibes might not have such an easy stroll to the DICK. The question becomes whether jsc becomes a changed man in the basement, and whether Roux can handle the heat of a frenzied Dick Chase at the mercy of an exhausted master.

Strange happenings!

[Roach]

DAL -10.5
LAC -3
SEA even

[Biggie]

PIT/CLE under 37.5
CHI +10
MIA -11.5

Thanks, pops!

[Softball Bat]

This is a rare week where I would like to have action on more than 3 games.

PIT +4
MIA -11.5
DEN -2

[Mikey]

SEA pk
LVR @ MIA under 48.5
CLE -4

[Dr_Phibes]

Grab a plate, gents. Sit yourself down.

Phibes is cookin'






PIT + 4
SEA pk
PHI + 3

[Troll#3]

PIT / CLE 37.5 Over
NYG / WAS 37.5 Over
AZ / HOU 47.5 Under

[Steve Jobs]

LVR +11.5
CHI +10
TB +11




Kudos to Screwy and Pops.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

MIA
CHI
WAS

[Roux]

MIA -11.5
JAX -6.5
DAL -10.5

[Screw_Michigan]

PIT +4
DAL -10.5
DET -10

[Screw_Michigan]

MIA
CHI
WAS

Why do you make this so difficult? Post the damn lines. You're the only one who can't do this properly. You're giving KCdouche a run for his money.

EXAMPLE: TWIS +1

[Softball Bat]

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

MIA
CHI
WAS

Why do you make this so difficult? Post the damn lines. You're the only one who can't do this properly. You're giving KCdouche a run for his money.

EXAMPLE: TWIS +1

Are the lines moving? Unless I'm picking over/under, it makes no difference. Stop being a bitch.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

LAC -3
NYJ +7
LAR (TWIS-style)

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

MIN @ DEN under 43.5
PHI @ KC over 45.5

[Softball Bat]

You are IN, Donnie.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

You are IN, Donnie.

Barely remembered. I sure do hate this game.

[Biggie]

MIA
CHI
WAS

Why do you make this so difficult? Post the damn lines. You're the only one who can't do this properly. You're giving KCdouche a run for his money.

EXAMPLE: TWIS +1

What the fuck do you care?

Poptart doesn’t find this as difficult as you do.

[Softball Bat]

SEA even

SEA pk

SEA pk

#pain

[Mikey]

As a Niners fan I have mixed feelings about this.

[Mikey]

Is Chris Collinsworth going to suck Josh Dobbs’ dick on network TV. Gosh he’s so smart, he took engineering courses. That is so exciting it’s making my knees buckle.

Collinsworth prolly never had to take a test at Florida so it’s not so surprising that he’d be impressed.

[Softball Bat]

DEN -2

Agonizing.

[Biggie]

DEN -2

Agonizing.

Awful play call on the 2-point conversion.