Any Man in a Travis Kelce Jersey is Now a Fag

Scott from Anaheim · Post by **Scott from Anaheim** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:18 pm

Last night's hot load gargling media fuck fest over Kelce and his commie girlfriend ruined what was a pretty damned good football game.

Every Left Wing Ball Washing Media Outlet wrote: "Taylor Swift's star power sends Travis Kelce's jersey sales soaring"

Obviously hordes of hyperventilating Swiftie cunts are behind this, but if you're a man getting caught up in this hype, you are at the pinnacle of fagdom. I'm sure Kuntland's newly purchased home and away jerseys are prominently displayed in his cum lacquered zen garden alongside his Anthony Fauci worship center. The best thing for pro football at this point is for KC to go 0-12 to finish out the season.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:32 pm

Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:18 pm

It’s going to be funny if the Swifties end up deciding the next election.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:40 pm

Calling an entertainer a commie because she advocates for young people to become registered voters w/o saying how to vote Isa pure sign of being triggered. And show how the Republicans have zero interest in democracy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:44 pm

Personally I don’t GARA about Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, or how many shirts they sell. Why would you?

Besides, anyone who proudly announces publicly that they’re from Anaheim is already starting out with two strikes in the loser column.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:52 pm

Not a big fan of Belichick, but this quote is rackable:

"Well I would say that Travis Kelce's had a lot of big catches in his career. This would be the biggest."

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:02 pm

Jan6 was a picnic, why are you all over reacting?

Sin,
Snot in Analhim

Scott from Anaheim · Post by **Scott from Anaheim** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:39 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:40 pm Calling an entertainer a commie because she advocates for young people to become registered voters w/o saying how to vote Isa pure sign of being triggered. And show how the Republicans have zero interest in democracy.

Ok. So she's just on a "get out the vote" campaign despite publicly endorsing Democrats in 2022? And then there's this:

I believe in the fight for LGBTQ rights, and that any form of discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender is WRONG. I believe that the systemic racism we still see in this country towards people of color is terrifying, sickening and prevalent.

Hitting all the lib, victim bullet points here. Commie is appropriate and accurate.

Now be a good, obedient little lib and go get your booth-ter.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:53 pm

Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:39 pm And then there's this:

I believe in the fight for LGBTQ rights, and that any form of discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender is WRONG. I believe that the systemic racism we still see in this country towards people of color is terrifying, sickening and prevalent.

Dude, she is talking about You. Do you believe all that shit is RIGHT? And there is no built in racism? And the lisping words like booster. I think you Really were a lisper when young, and still are an insecure closet fag leading a life as a lie.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:12 pm

I’m not into discriminating and being racist.

Sin,
Taylor and the Swifties

I am fully onboard with both discrimination and racism.

Sin,
Snot

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:14 pm

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:10 pm Please, Republicans, go after T Swift

They are. Right in this very thread, oh yeah and at least one said her and Travis should be executed.

“Yeah buy we are uniters, you are the dividers.”

Sin,
HighPantyBunch

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:53 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:14 pm
Jsc810 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:10 pm Please, Republicans, go after T Swift
…and at least one said her and Travis should be executed.

How did you come up with this?!

Holy shit! I see now. WTF?!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ta ... r-AA1hpF0j

Fucking crazies!

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 10:03 pm

Yes MAGgots are crazy. And you are just now realizing this? Better slow than never.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 10:18 pm

Swifties are driving up KC's point spreads to ridiculous heights, bet against the Chiefs, you'll do OK.

General Peters · Post by **General Peters** » Wed Oct 04, 2023 2:18 am

Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:39 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:40 pm Calling an entertainer a commie because she advocates for young people to become registered voters w/o saying how to vote Isa pure sign of being triggered. And show how the Republicans have zero interest in democracy.
Ok. So she's just on a "get out the vote" campaign despite publicly endorsing Democrats in 2022? And then there's this:

I believe in the fight for LGBTQ rights, and that any form of discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender is WRONG. I believe that the systemic racism we still see in this country towards people of color is terrifying, sickening and prevalent.
Hitting all the lib, victim bullet points here. Commie is appropriate and accurate.

Now be a good, obedient little lib and go get your booth-ter.

Soooo fukken true, dude. GREAT post. Never realized what a commie tard couple they were.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Oct 04, 2023 3:39 am

Yes a couple of 1%ers are commies. In fact her tour made no money because, you know, commies.

You people are amazingly stupid.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Wed Oct 04, 2023 4:17 am

Plenty of 1%ers are Communists. Fuckton of them work in Congress, if you didn't know. Not that a 1%er would ever live under communism. Goodness no. That's for other people.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Oct 04, 2023 6:03 am

You heard it here first folks they are communists and not communists all at the same time. They are Schrödinger's communists.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:17 am

This thread got off track. Rack Scott's original rant.

Travis Kelce is a Gen Z snowflake with some natural talent wrapped in a supplement-enhanced muscle suit. He is good at feetsball. That is the only reason his name should me mentioned in casual conversation.

This Swiftie :puke: drama is another distraction pushed by clickbait media to keep the proletariat from noticing the oligarchs stealing their future. No one should pay attention to this side show.

For what it's worth I hope he gets his dick wet and I hope I never know about it.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:25 am

Yes encouraging people to vote helps the oligarchs. Your brain is mush.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:30 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:17 am

This Swiftie :puke: drama is another distraction pushed by clickbait media to keep the proletariat from noticing the oligarchs stealing their future. No one should pay attention to this side show.

It certainly seems to gotten your attention.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:34 am

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:25 am Yes encouraging people to vote helps the oligarchs. Your brain is mush.

You responding to me? I said fuck all about voting.

You seem to be stuck in gear. My mechanics can help with that.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:11 am

Why do you think this “drama”, as you put it, is all about?

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:35 am

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:11 am Why do you think this “drama”, as you put it, is all about?

The "drama" is about two famous people dating. It's a silly side show like Darva Conger appearing in Playboy.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:42 am

Yeah no it’s not. That’s been going on for months. Try and know what you are talking about before you post next, not that it ever stopped you before.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:51 am

Fuck you for not playing off my Darva Conger deep cut. You're the reason this board is a stale echo chamber.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 6:08 am

YOU were the one that broke the “rules” hillbilly.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:55 pm

The "rule" about posting sexy pics of hot broads if their names are mentioned?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:12 pm

Better slow than never I always say, but the topic is TS and voting so try and stay focused on something besides white flags and boobies.

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:25 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 6:08 amrules

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:42 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:12 pm try and stay focused on something besides … boobies.

Well that aged poorly.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 6:40 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:55 pm The "rule" about posting sexy pics of hot broads if their names are mentioned?

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:12 pm Better slow than never I always say,

How sophomoric of you.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:25 pm

YOU might be stupid but you have to remember I spent 20 years in courtrooms, you aren’t going to “catch” me opening the door. Can you think of any reason why I put it in quotes. Of course you can’t.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:33 pm

I also put it in quotes. Tooshay and shit.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:43 pm

So to recap: two celebs date for months, nobody on here gives a shit, one says “register to vote”, the right goes bananas and Snot posts this thread, HighPantyBunch emerges from his dirt shack to comment when he has no idea what going on, hilarity ensues.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:02 pm

You're white knighting for things you made up in your own head, Don Kierote.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:24 pm

Nice white flag

Scott from Anaheim · Post by **Scott from Anaheim** » Fri Oct 06, 2023 4:01 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:25 pm YOU might be stupid but you have to remember I spent 20 years in courtrooms, you aren’t going to “catch” me opening the door. Can you think of any reason why I put it in quotes. Of course you can’t.

You spent 20 years blowing your clients in lock-up. You should take a break from this board for maybe 3 hours or so. How about you and your emotional support animal jump in the Prius and catch a matinee screening of Snow Half-White and the Seven Non-Binary Dwarves. That should adequately drain your white guilt ballsack and recharge your solar powered ass beads.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Oct 06, 2023 4:20 pm

Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 4:01 pm You spent 20 years blowing your clients in lock-up. You should take a break from this board for maybe 3 hours or so. How about you and your emotional support animal jump in the Prius and catch a matinee screening of Snow Half-White and the Seven Non-Binary Dwarves. That should adequately drain your white guilt ballsack and recharge your solar powered ass beads.

Why are you always thinking about gay sex?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Oct 06, 2023 4:27 pm

Nice melt Snot.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Oct 06, 2023 4:58 pm

Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 4:01 pm You spent 20 years blowing your clients in lock-up. You should take a break from this board for maybe 3 hours or so. How about you and your emotional support animal jump in the Prius and catch a matinee screening of Snow Half-White and the Seven Non-Binary Dwarves. That should adequately drain your white guilt ballsack and recharge your solar powered ass beads.

Fresh rackable takes in this thread courtesy of Scott...a nice change of pace from - nice white flag, racist, etc. etc. etc....

Keep 'em coming.