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Anyone got a condom in their pocket?

I could really use a condom right now...




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Dave, your thoughts on using condoms for their unintended purpose?

(Back in the .net days, on a WRC, Dave endorsed the notion of putting actual hot dogs inside condoms and apparently steam them in hot water)
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d-townmike wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:12 am Dave, your thoughts on using condoms for their unintended purpose?

(Back in the .net days, on a WRC, Dave endorsed the notion of putting actual hot dogs inside condoms and apparently steam them in hot water)
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Sure seemed like an endorsement to me! Especially in the weekly watering hole thread!
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Softball Bat wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:56 am Anyone got a condom in their pocket?

I could really use a condom right now...




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Softball Bat wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:56 am Anyone got a condom in their pocket?

I could really use a condom right now...




I should sit on that.

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Normally I would disagree as that’s not how you treat people that poke you in the eye, but as long as it includes 50 jobs and plane rides for the 50 migrants DeSatan dropped off in MV and a press conference to show how people should be treated, then I’m down for it.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:06 pm
Jsc810 wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 1:06 am Image



You guys on the west coast of Florida be careful, will ya?
Nothing a sharpie can't fix...
Yup, the monday morning quarterback, errrr sharpie wielder would draw a line well to the east of all the expert modelers.

What's that tell you about those fukkers?

The climate changes. it is warming. It has since the last ice age. Are we accelerating it? Possibly, by pretty much imperceiveable amounts.

We need to listen to people like Bjorn Lomborg who say we must stop pissing away resources and start doing what we need to do to make this place habitable rather than pouring ginormous amounts of money into something that MIGHT make the planet a few tenths cooler in a century which makes energy extremely expensive.
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Have there been any recent wolfie sightings?
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smackaholic wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:53 am
Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:06 pm
Jsc810 wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 1:06 am Image



You guys on the west coast of Florida be careful, will ya?
Nothing a sharpie can't fix...
Yup, the monday morning quarterback, errrr sharpie wielder would draw a line well to the east of all the expert modelers.

What's that tell you about those fukkers?

The climate changes. it is warming. It has since the last ice age. Are we accelerating it? Possibly, by pretty much imperceiveable amounts.

We need to listen to people like Bjorn Lomborg who say we must stop pissing away resources and start doing what we need to do to make this place habitable rather than pouring ginormous amounts of money into something that MIGHT make the planet a few tenths cooler in a century which makes energy extremely expensive.
Fuck off you Saudi dick sucking moron. Your climate god is a hack. There is a reason nobody in science listens to him.
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Softball Bat wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:37 am
CMike wrote:Thanks SB, let me tell ya, at my age it's nice to be seen.
I believe you are a little younger than Wolfie, right?

So I'm guessing you to be about... 75?

Is that close?


And Mikey and Roach must be pushing 70.

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Damn, we're old!
75 is close SB, well maybe not...80 would be much closer :shock: but like Roach said, better to be seen than viewed! I've stopped counting years at this point and concentrate more on the number of stints inserted.
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Good to see the waste of space VP saying hurricane relief needs to be equity and race based.

Hope all those that need help are getting it.
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Left Seater wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:29 pm Good to see the waste of space VP saying hurricane relief needs to be equity and race based.
She didn’t say that you fat liar.
Hope all those that need help are getting it.
DeSatan would disagree. At least for Sandy victims.
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Why do you lie so much?


"It is our lowest income communities and our communities of color that are most impacted by these extreme conditions…we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we fight for equality, but we also need to fight for equity,"

:bode:
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smackaholic wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:29 pmHave there been any recent wolfie sightings?
He's fine. Didn't evacuate but is safe and his house wasn't damaged.
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Left Seater wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:23 pm Why do you lie so much?


"It is our lowest income communities and our communities of color that are most impacted by these extreme conditions…we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we fight for equality, but we also need to fight for equity,"

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Fuck off you fat nazi. Did you even read it? She said we must give resources based on equity, not race and equity. Kinda like how you hand out Halloween wrist bands. Based on equity. You just added the rest because you are a fat Darwined nazi.
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I think he just channeled his old guy rage and demanded that Ian get off his lawn.
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smackaholic wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:38 pmI think he just channeled his old guy rage and demanded that Ian get off his lawn.
That's chuckle-worthy.
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Who lotta Suckaholic backyards in the photo on the right
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Don’t kid yourself. It’s Florida, there are plenty of shitty backyards in the before pic.
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Jsc810 wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:14 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:06 pm
smackaholic wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:29 pmHave there been any recent wolfie sightings?
He's fine. Didn't evacuate but is safe and his house wasn't damaged.
Wonderful to hear that, but doesn't he live in Lee County? How is it possible that his house didn't get damaged?
Seriously? If you were above/beyond storm surge areas you probably didn’t have much damage if your house was up to modern codes.
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“Modern codes” don’t make 25 year old homes storm resistant.

Besides, building codes are just another way for the oppressive and overreaching government to control our lives. The market always knows best and the less government the better, right?
(at least until you need something from it)
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DeSatan will reje……. Errrhhhh accept all federal assistance.
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WE are OK---power just came back on around 7:20 tonight--YAY !!! Our roof is fine and we only have dameage to a few trees and plantings.Feel bad for those on the islands---they got clobbered.
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Kierland wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:17 pm
Did you even read it?
Good lord you suck at this. Not only did I read it, I quoted it here.

Your willingness to spin direct quotes and attempts to say the don’t mean what was literally said is sad. Of course it isn’t surprising, just sad.

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Jsc810 wrote: Sun Oct 02, 2022 3:51 pm You haven't seen the aftermath of many hurricanes, have you?
I have seen plenty. My wife is in insurance with a major nationwide carrier. I have also ridden out four major storms. You run from water, you shelter from wind.
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:42 am
Kierland wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:17 pm
Did you even read it?
Good lord you suck at this. Not only did I read it, I quoted it here.

Your willingness to spin direct quotes and attempts to say the don’t mean what was literally said is sad. Of course it isn’t surprising, just sad.

:bode:
The quote was we need to be equitable. She didn’t say the word race anywhere you fat nazi. YOU added that because you are a fat racist POS traitor.
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It’s in the quote. People of color = race.

Sorry you had to find this out while getting you ass hands to you on a message board. :lol:
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:29 am It’s in the quote. People of color = race.

Sorry you had to find this out while getting you ass hands to you on a message board. :lol:
So what would you say is an equitable way of distributing those funds?
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:29 am It’s in the quote. People of color = race.

Sorry you had to find this out while getting you ass hands to you on a message board. :lol:
POC is in the sentence before the one about how to distribute the funds you fat Darwined traitor, but you lied and misquoted her because you are a fat fucking racist.
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