T1B posters as Toby Keith songs...
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T1B posters as Toby Keith songs...
IB was talking about I love this bar by Toby Keith and it got me thinking about how Toby sings about so many different people. So here are a few of his songs/videos and which poster he was singing about:
Willy Nelson as Smackychan in Beer for my Horses
Willy Nelson as Smackychan in Beer for my Horses
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Smackaholic - Made in America
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Dins - Red Solo Cup
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Derron - Weed with Willie
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Screwy (T-Hanksgiving) - I want to talk about me
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Schmick - Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (We'll Put a Boot in your Ass)
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Wolfman - As Good As I Once Was
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Softball Bat - If I was Jesus
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Lefty - How do you like me now
FYI, her name was Ashley. But thank g0d for unanswered prayers.
FYI, her name was Ashley. But thank g0d for unanswered prayers.
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Jsc - Don't let the old man in
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Schmick = "I should have been a Cowboy"
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Go Coogs - A Little Too Late (Then)
Go Coogs - I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight (Now)
Go Coogs - I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight (Now)
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RACK the thread!
Dumbspray should take note.
This is how it's done.
Dumbspray should take note.
This is how it's done.
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Goobs - Whiskey Girl
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Are you saying Goobs is...well...a little, uh, girlish?
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Well, much like music itself it is open to individual interpretation.
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I know this is against protocol, but can you please switch me into this video.Left Seater wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:03 pm Schmick - Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (We'll Put a Boot in your Ass)
It's so GOT DAMN PATRIOTIC!
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Pretty accurate I would say, and a very refreshing thread not started or dominated by the trolls.
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I’m not a big fan of the genre, but the only time anyone ever sent me a cuntry song saying it was me, was a chick I was dating who sent me this.
(Pats self on back)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjO1F6oCab8
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjO1F6oCab8
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Creative thread, but why do you know anything about Toby Keith songs? :/
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Any POS can be a father. But it takes a real man to be a dad.Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:29 am I’m not a big fan of the genre, but the only time anyone ever sent me a cuntry song saying it was me, was a chick I was dating who sent me this.
(Pats self on back)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjO1F6oCab8
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Because country music is the heartland. Gangsta rap is criminal central.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:42 pm Creative thread, but why do you know anything about Toby Keith songs? :/
Country is salt of the earth.
Gangsta rap is a blueprint for criminals.
Jazz and blues are cool.
Rock n roll is king.
Bach Beethoven and Mozart are music of the GODS.
Punk is anarchist.
I'm for liberty.
You sir are for government control tyranny.
The Yankees have Gerrit Cole.
Checkmate.
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Growing up in South Texas if you want to dance with the girls you better know the genre and Toby.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:42 pm Creative thread, but why do you know anything about Toby Keith songs? :/
That said, music and alcohol are similar in that there is plenty to go around. Why question what others like, when you can consume what you like?
Whose to say Toby Keith is better than Air France?
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EAP,
I checked with the Deciders and they would not allow changes. However, fear not Toby Keith has more patriotic songs.
EAP - Taliban Song
Live from a US base in Iraq.
I checked with the Deciders and they would not allow changes. However, fear not Toby Keith has more patriotic songs.
EAP - Taliban Song
Live from a US base in Iraq.
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Thanks anyway.Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:20 pm EAP,
I checked with the Deciders and they would not allow changes. However, fear not Toby Keith has more patriotic songs.
EAP - Taliban Song
Live from a US base in Iraq.
The deciders are a dark powerful shadowy group. They're higher than the supreme court even.
Remember the opening scene from "Superman the movie", 1978?
The four dark shadowy figures who condemn General Zod ?
Pretty sure the deciders are them. https://youtu.be/NWoyRlPOb3Q[/youtube]
These are the board deciders, or queen about to perform "bohemian rhapsody"
Which one is 88?
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I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.
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:cry:
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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That's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:18 pmThat's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.
Gut Shabbos, brother.
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Mexicans love salsa music.
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I wouldn't know. I'm a Missourian.
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No, not really. Mexicans are more into Norteño, mariachi and they love them some corridos which are story telling ballads usually in waltz tempo.
Salsa music is not really "a thing." It's a catch all of various traditional Caribbean styles like son cubano, son montuno, mambo, bomba etc. These were afro-spanish fusion styles which developed in colonial Cuba and Puerto Rico.
In New York during the 60s, these Caribbean beats cross pollinated again with Afro-American jazz styles in Harlem and Spanish Harlem to create boogaloo which rocks harder than anything some neckless bullet head like Toby Keith...whatever the fuck he's supposed to be.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Thank you for the music lesson.mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:01 pmNo, not really. Mexicans are more into Norteño, mariachi and they love them some corridos which are story telling ballads usually in waltz tempo.
Salsa music is not really "a thing." It's a catch all of various traditional Caribbean styles like son cubano, son montuno, mambo, bomba etc. These were afro-spanish fusion styles which developed in colonial Cuba and Puerto Rico.
In New York during the 60s, these Caribbean beats cross pollinated again with Afro-American jazz styles in Harlem and Spanish Harlem to create boogaloo which rocks harder than anything some neckless bullet head like Toby Keith...whatever the fuck he's supposed to be.
You really know your subject.
I myself am an expert on the life, music and influence of the king of rock n roll, Elvis Presley.
Let me know if you have any questions whatsoever.
I've studied this subject for nearly half a century.
As with politics, there's a ton of false information and fake news on the subject of elvis.
When you juxtapose the two, you clearly see a common denominator of left wing socialist corruption.
As I've stated on numerous occasions, the left wing has corrupted academia, the press and media.
We give specific examples of this corruption many times over.
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Mexicans love country (and cumbia) -- at least in New Mexico which is...different.
Natives also love the shit out of country, in New Mexico.
mvscal is bugging.
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Neither one of you ni.q.qas is supposed to post on the Sabbath.FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:21 pmThe Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:18 pmThat's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.
Gut Shabbos, brother.
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Nothing but matzohs and chopped liver for you.Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 8:15 pmNeither one of you ni.q.qas is supposed to post on the Sabbath.FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:21 pmThe Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:18 pm
That's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.
Gut Shabbos, brother.
Sit and shiva in the dark for you.
Tomorrow you go back to asian porn.
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Do tell?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Holy shit. You got ran from another State?
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You're bugging that Mexicans aren't into country, but you're more bugging over not knowing any Toby Keith songs when your stomping grounds are the Midwest and Plains. Whole swaths of radio taken up by contemporary christian, country christian and pop country.