T1B posters as Toby Keith songs...

[Left Seater]

IB was talking about I love this bar by Toby Keith and it got me thinking about how Toby sings about so many different people. So here are a few of his songs/videos and which poster he was singing about:

Willy Nelson as Smackychan in Beer for my Horses

[Left Seater]

Smackaholic - Made in America

[Left Seater]

Dins - Red Solo Cup

[Left Seater]

Derron - Weed with Willie

[Left Seater]

Screwy (T-Hanksgiving) - I want to talk about me

[Left Seater]

Schmick - Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (We'll Put a Boot in your Ass)

[Left Seater]

Wolfman - As Good As I Once Was

[Left Seater]

Softball Bat - If I was Jesus

[Left Seater]

Lefty - How do you like me now




FYI, her name was Ashley. But thank g0d for unanswered prayers.

[Left Seater]

Jsc - Don't let the old man in




Hope you are doing well friend.

[The Big Pickle]

Schmick = "I should have been a Cowboy"

[Left Seater]

Go Coogs - A Little Too Late (Then)





Go Coogs - I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight (Now)

[Softball Bat]

RACK the thread!

Dumbspray should take note.

This is how it's done.

[Left Seater]

Goobs - Whiskey Girl

[Mikey]

Are you saying Goobs is...well...a little, uh, girlish?

[Left Seater]

Well, much like music itself it is open to individual interpretation.

[EAP]

Schmick - Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (We'll Put a Boot in your Ass)

I know this is against protocol, but can you please switch me into this video.
It's so GOT DAMN PATRIOTIC!

[Derron]

Pretty accurate I would say, and a very refreshing thread not started or dominated by the trolls.

[Kierland]

I’m not a big fan of the genre, but the only time anyone ever sent me a cuntry song saying it was me, was a chick I was dating who sent me this.
(Pats self on back)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjO1F6oCab8

[Screw_Michigan]

Creative thread, but why do you know anything about Toby Keith songs? :/

[EAP]

I’m not a big fan of the genre, but the only time anyone ever sent me a cuntry song saying it was me, was a chick I was dating who sent me this.
(Pats self on back)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjO1F6oCab8

Any POS can be a father. But it takes a real man to be a dad.

[EAP]

Creative thread, but why do you know anything about Toby Keith songs? :/

Because country music is the heartland. Gangsta rap is criminal central.

Country is salt of the earth.
Gangsta rap is a blueprint for criminals.

Jazz and blues are cool.
Rock n roll is king.

Bach Beethoven and Mozart are music of the GODS.

Punk is anarchist.

I'm for liberty.
You sir are for government control tyranny.

The Yankees have Gerrit Cole.
Checkmate.

[Left Seater]

Creative thread, but why do you know anything about Toby Keith songs? :/

Growing up in South Texas if you want to dance with the girls you better know the genre and Toby.

That said, music and alcohol are similar in that there is plenty to go around. Why question what others like, when you can consume what you like?

Whose to say Toby Keith is better than Air France?

[Left Seater]

EAP,

I checked with the Deciders and they would not allow changes. However, fear not Toby Keith has more patriotic songs.

EAP - Taliban Song




Live from a US base in Iraq.

[EAP]

EAP,

I checked with the Deciders and they would not allow changes. However, fear not Toby Keith has more patriotic songs.

EAP - Taliban Song




Live from a US base in Iraq.

Thanks anyway.
The deciders are a dark powerful shadowy group. They're higher than the supreme court even.

Remember the opening scene from "Superman the movie", 1978?
The four dark shadowy figures who condemn General Zod ?
Pretty sure the deciders are them. https://youtu.be/NWoyRlPOb3Q[/youtube]
These are the board deciders, or queen about to perform "bohemian rhapsody"
Which one is 88?

[mvscal]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

[Innocent Bystander]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

That's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.

[FiatLux]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

That's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.

Gut Shabbos, brother.

[EAP]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

Mexicans love salsa music.

[mvscal]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

I wouldn't know. I'm a Missourian.

[Innocent Bystander]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

I wouldn't know. I'm a Missourian.

Show me.

(I'm kidding.)

[mvscal]

Mexicans love salsa music.

No, not really. Mexicans are more into Norteño, mariachi and they love them some corridos which are story telling ballads usually in waltz tempo.

Salsa music is not really "a thing." It's a catch all of various traditional Caribbean styles like son cubano, son montuno, mambo, bomba etc. These were afro-spanish fusion styles which developed in colonial Cuba and Puerto Rico.

In New York during the 60s, these Caribbean beats cross pollinated again with Afro-American jazz styles in Harlem and Spanish Harlem to create boogaloo which rocks harder than anything some neckless bullet head like Toby Keith...whatever the fuck he's supposed to be.

[EAP]

Mexicans love salsa music.

No, not really. Mexicans are more into Norteño, mariachi and they love them some corridos which are story telling ballads usually in waltz tempo.

Salsa music is not really "a thing." It's a catch all of various traditional Caribbean styles like son cubano, son montuno, mambo, bomba etc. These were afro-spanish fusion styles which developed in colonial Cuba and Puerto Rico.

In New York during the 60s, these Caribbean beats cross pollinated again with Afro-American jazz styles in Harlem and Spanish Harlem to create boogaloo which rocks harder than anything some neckless bullet head like Toby Keith...whatever the fuck he's supposed to be.

Thank you for the music lesson.
You really know your subject.
I myself am an expert on the life, music and influence of the king of rock n roll, Elvis Presley.

Let me know if you have any questions whatsoever.
I've studied this subject for nearly half a century.

As with politics, there's a ton of false information and fake news on the subject of elvis.
When you juxtapose the two, you clearly see a common denominator of left wing socialist corruption.
As I've stated on numerous occasions, the left wing has corrupted academia, the press and media.

We give specific examples of this corruption many times over.

[Innocent Bystander]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

Mexicans love salsa music.

Mexicans love country (and cumbia) -- at least in New Mexico which is...different.

Natives also love the shit out of country, in New Mexico.

mvscal is bugging.

[Innocent Bystander]

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

That's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.

Gut Shabbos, brother.

Neither one of you ni.q.qas is supposed to post on the Sabbath.

[EAP]

That's a very "un-woke" statement, I would expect more from you.

Gut Shabbos, brother.

Neither one of you ni.q.qas is supposed to post on the Sabbath.

Nothing but matzohs and chopped liver for you.
Sit and shiva in the dark for you.
Tomorrow you go back to asian porn.

[mvscal]

mvscal is bugging.

Do tell?

[Kierland]

I wish I knew a Toby Keith song so I could play.

:cry:

I thought all Mexicans loved country.

I wouldn't know. I'm a Missourian.

Holy shit. You got ran from another State?

[Innocent Bystander]

mvscal is bugging.

Do tell?

You're bugging that Mexicans aren't into country, but you're more bugging over not knowing any Toby Keith songs when your stomping grounds are the Midwest and Plains. Whole swaths of radio taken up by contemporary christian, country christian and pop country.