IB, I received your private message

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

that you sent to me on Christmas Eve. I like to get right to the point, so I'll say right now that I am not going to straight up un-ban Pickle. I will, however, negotiate his release. Here's what I'd like you to do. Post a PET. It can be of anything. Cooking a meal. Going on a hike. Sitting at a computer with 47 browser tabs open of various message boards. Anything you'd like. All I ask is that you post at least ten authentic shots, and one of them has to be a hand written note that says "Rack the Trolls!" and right under that in parentheses it has to say, "Mgo is my daddy". Do that, and I'll unban Pickle.

Your lesser option would be to appeal to The Deciders. However, just know they are currently at some remote location in the Indian Ocean with no cell phone or internet access, probably sipping coffee made from civet dung, and won't be back from "Christmas Break" until March 1st. At that point they would not even hear the case for another 3-4 weeks, and then their decision could take another 5-6 weeks. And even then, you might not like their ruling. They have a history of siding with T1B management.

If you lose that decision, then you only have one option left. You can appeal to The Presiders. They preside over all message board disputes throughout the entirety of the internet. They are the highest court. It ends there.

So I think the play here is you post the PET to ensure and expedite the process.

[smackaholic]

Nip pics would be nice as well.

[The State]

We're overflowing with them here in The City.





















Yet, another reason to hate San Francisco.

[smackaholic]

Finally, a post that doesn't need to be trotsed immediately.

[Screw_Michigan]

Pale Asian chicks with fake breasts? No thanks.

[Softball Bat]

IB PM'd me but didn't say much at all.
But I appreciate the greeting, if that's what it should be called.

I need more PMs.

[Jay in Phoenix]

We're overflowing with them here in The City.


Yet, another reason to hate San Francisco.

Yet, another reason to acknowledge Milton's lies. None of those pics are from San Francisco.

Try again liar.

[Screw_Michigan]

Oh Mgo - the midget (if he stays true to form) is going to call for you to be banned after even talking about a PM. Shame on you!

If by midget you mean Left Shitter, who as we all know is by no means a midget.

[The State]

Pale Asian chicks ? No thanks.

Have you ever met an Asian girl in real life ?

It's funny, with my travels around the country for my work, I hear people not from West Coast talk about Asian girls like they're some type of aliens from outer space. Something that's as unattainable as a diet to them.

I had no idea they didn't have Asian girls in DC.




From: Baghdad by the Bay (San Francisco)





























Sorry we don't have BlackAsian chicks for ya Screwy.

Don't worry I'm sure Black chicks in DC are not in short supply... Enjoy.



Oh yeah, Asian girls LOVE to fuck ! Horniest chicks on the planet.





Lets go...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh yeah, Asian girls LOVE to fuck ! Horniest chicks on the planet.

This is quite true but you also don't want to get too involved cuz they're also the craziest/clingiest on the planet.

[The State]

Oh yeah, Asian girls LOVE to fuck ! Horniest chicks on the planet.

This is quite true but you also don't want to get too involved cuz they're also the craziest/clingiest on the planet.

All chicks are crazy. You'll figure this out one day.

Of course, I only like the crazy ones. So, I'm always in luck.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh yeah, Asian girls LOVE to fuck ! Horniest chicks on the planet.

This is quite true but you also don't want to get too involved cuz they're also the craziest/clingiest on the planet.

All chicks are crazy. You'll figure this out one day.

Of course, I only like the crazy ones. So, I'm always in luck.

Your performance has improved since I called you out and temporarily banned you. Keep up the good work. Use words.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

All chicks are crazy.

Yeah, but there are varying degrees. So you have to decide what you are willing to put up with.