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I like Beast Lights as much as anyone but I seriously wonder what type of contribution he'd make to the team at this point. He's been out of the league for a whole season with no preseason or mini camp to get back into shape.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:57 pm I like Beast Lights as much as anyone but I seriously wonder what type of contribution he'd make to the team at this point. He's been out of the league for a whole season with no preseason or mini camp to get back into shape.


Hopefully not too well on Sunday Night.

That being said, he's The Beast for a reason.
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It fitting that M2 would post photos of this guy committing fouls.

Illegal hands to the face for certain in that second photo.
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:24 pm
Illegal hands to the face for certain in that second photo.
Nope, runner is allowed to use an open hand to the face, but they can't grab or twist.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:55 pm
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Illegal hands to the face for certain in that second photo.
Nope, runner is allowed to use an open hand to the face, but they can't grab or twist.

Lefty's a FAT FUCKING RETARD... so you need to excuse him.


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It's only illegal if you get caught... :wink:
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:12 pm It's only illegal if you get caught... :wink:



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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:55 pm
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Illegal hands to the face for certain in that second photo.
Nope, runner is allowed to use an open hand to the face, but they can't grab or twist.
Correct. However that isn’t what is happening in the second photo. In that photo the runner is using the lowest part of the mask to drive the tacklers head up, not back. Here the tackler is in a dangerous position and this would be a foul against the runner.
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:24 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:55 pm
Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:24 pm
Illegal hands to the face for certain in that second photo.
Nope, runner is allowed to use an open hand to the face, but they can't grab or twist.
Correct. However that isn’t what is happening in the second photo. In that photo the runner is using the lowest part of the mask to drive the tacklers head up, not back. Here the tackler is in a dangerous position and this would be a foul against the runner.


Bullshit.

You're WRONG once again.

The pictures are identical with the exception... The Beast is doing it to different players.


Except your FAILURE like a good zebra and move on.
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Get back to me when you have officiated a bowl game and a TX High School state title game.

Just like I will defer to your knowledge of wind chimes, people speaking in Old English, used needles and human excrement on streets.
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The State wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:23 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:12 pm It's only illegal if you get caught... :wink:



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Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:42 pm Get back to me when you have officiated a bowl game and a TX High School state title game.

What the fuck does that have to do with sucking as an official ?


By the way... the second picture you said was "illegal" was an NFL game. You obviously don't know shit about big-boy football (NFL) and their rules.


Now move along and except you got your ass-kicked once again.
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Poor Milton. Like I said get back to me when you have done some officiating. More so when you have graded out after a season highly enough to work a special game.
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:02 pm Like I said get back to me when you have done some officiating.


Stay down... FAT FUCKING RETARD.
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The Shart wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:58 pmExcept your FAILURE like a good zebra and move on.
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Personal foul..Unexceptable posting ability. 10-year penalty. No loss of Down's Syndrome. Timeout
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Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:48 pm Personal foul..Unexceptable posting ability. 10-year penalty. No loss of Down's Syndrome. Timeout
He's still in field goal range...the winds are swirling outside the tunnel, though...

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Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:42 pm Get back to me when you have officiated a bowl game and a TX High School state title game.

Just like I will defer to your knowledge of wind chimes, people speaking in Old English, used needles and human excrement on streets.
Do you still do MAC games? I remember you did a game at Eastern Michigan once...
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Yes. I have also done some Mountain West.

I will say that a few places (Western Michigan being one) rate high for their care of officials. Most D-1 games the crew leaves immediately following the game. We drop our replay pagers and go directly to a waiting van. The van takes us back to our hotel where we shower and change back in our hotel rooms. A few schools, Western being one, put a case of beer in the van.

That is much appreciated.
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Left Seater wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:07 am Yes. I have also done some Mountain West.

I will say that a few places (Western Michigan being one) rate high for their care of officials. Most D-1 games the crew leaves immediately following the game. We drop our replay pagers and go directly to a waiting van. The van takes us back to our hotel where we shower and change back in our hotel rooms. A few schools, Western being one, put a case of beer in the van.

That is much appreciated.
That is awesome! WMU runs a pro operation for MAC football. They used to bring the press box a case of beer for post game reporting after every game. Glad to hear WMU is taking care of its officials.
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The State wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:38 pm Except your FAILURE like a good zebra and move on.
Is english your first language?
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smackaholic wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:31 am Is english your first language?
He's making YOU look literate in comparison.
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:42 pm Get back to me when you have officiated a bowl game and a TX High School state title game.

Just like I will defer to your knowledge of wind chimes, people speaking in Old English, used needles and human excrement on streets.
Yeah! Tell him to get back to you when he grows a pair of king sized BALLS.
Cause right now, he's got nothing.
What the fuck would a left wing socialist know about football?
Aren't they into the ballet and basket weaving?

A left wing fairy is trying to tell a stud something about football?
Give me a fuckin break.
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EAP wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:02 am Give me a fuckin break.
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Ahhh, the good-ole spell check nazi's.



Looking more likely.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/be ... r-BBYhwz7



I wonder what penalty "The Beast" committed on this play ?


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I'll wait for Left Shitter's expert high school and low-level college football officiating skills.

I'm sure it'll be just as enlightening as his weight-loss advice.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:06 am
EAP wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:02 am Give me a fuckin break.
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The State wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:09 am
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:06 am
EAP wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:02 am Give me a fuckin break.
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Done.


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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:55 pm
Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:24 pm
Illegal hands to the face for certain in that second photo.
Nope, runner is allowed to use an open hand to the face, but they can't grab or twist.
You have to forgive fatseater. He is an idiot.
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:24 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:55 pm
Left Seater wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:24 pm
Illegal hands to the face for certain in that second photo.
Nope, runner is allowed to use an open hand to the face, but they can't grab or twist.
Correct. However that isn’t what is happening in the second photo. In that photo the runner is using the lowest part of the mask to drive the tacklers head up, not back. Here the tackler is in a dangerous position and this would be a foul against the runner.
Maybe the rules are slightly different for HS & College, but I don't see a reference to that in this section of the NFL rules. I have a friend who refs and this came up recently, that is the only reason I new that much off the top of my head. :grin:


Rule 12 Player Conduct
Section 1 Blocking, Use of Hands, Arms, and Body
LEGAL AND ILLEGAL BLOCK
Article 1 A player of either team may block (obstruct or impede) an opponent at any time, provided that
the act is not:
(a) pass interference;
(b) illegal contact;
(c) fair catch interference;
(d) clipping against a non-runner;
(e) an illegal chop block;
(f) an illegal crackback block;
(g) an illegal low block during a free kick, scrimmage kick, or after a change of possession;
(h) unnecessary roughness;
(i) roughing the passer;
(j) an illegal cut block;
(k) roughing the kicker;
(l) offensive or defensive holding;
(m) illegal use of hands;
(n) tripping;
(o) illegal peel back block; and
(p) illegal blindside block
A.R. 12.1 Defensive B1 blocks offensive A1 which allows B2 to recover a loose ball.
Ruling: Legal block. Cannot use hands unless it is a personal attempt to recover, but may block (12-1-5).
USE OF HANDS BY OFFENSIVE PLAYER
Article 2 An offensive player cannot obstruct or impede an opponent by grasping him with his hands or
encircling any part of a defender’s body with his arms, except in the following situations:
(a) If he is a runner. A runner may ward off opponents with his hands and arms. He also may lay his hand
on a teammate or push him into an opponent, but he may not grasp or hold on to a teammate; or
(b) During a loose ball that has touched the ground. An offensive player may use his hands/arms legally
to block or otherwise push or pull an opponent out of the way in a personal attempt to recover the ball.
See specific fumble, pass, or kick rules and especially 6-2-1; or
(c) During a kick. A kicking team player may use his hands/arms to ward off or to push or pull a receiver
who is legally or illegally attempting to obstruct his attempt to proceed; or
(d) During a legal block.
Penalty: For illegal use of hands, arms, or body by the offense: Loss of 10 yards.
LEGAL BLOCK BY OFFENSIVE PLAYER
Article 3 An offensive player is permitted to block an opponent by contacting him with his head, shoulders,
hands, and/or outer surface of the forearm, or with any other part of his body.
A blocker may use his arms, or open or closed hands, to contact an opponent on or outside the opponent’s
frame (the body of an opponent below the neck that is presented to the blocker). If a blocker’s arms or
hands are outside an opponent’s frame, it is a foul if the blocker materially restricts him. The blocker
immediately must work to bring his hands inside the opponent’s frame, and as the play develops, the
blocker is permitted to work for and maintain his position against an opponent, provided that he does not
illegally clip or illegally push from behind.
ILLEGAL BLOCKS BY OFFENSIVE PLAYER
Article 4 An offensive blocker cannot:
(a) thrust his hands forward above the frame of an opponent to contact him on the neck, face, or head
(Note: Contact in close-line play that is not prolonged and sustained is not a foul unless the opponent’s
head is pinned back by direct and forcible contact);
OFFICIAL NFL PLAYING RULES 68
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For sure the NFL and NCAA rules are different. Texas HS's play by NCAA rules. Most of the rest of the country uses NHFS rules for football.

Your last few lines are what I see as applying here.
ILLEGAL BLOCKS BY OFFENSIVE PLAYER
Article 4 An offensive blocker cannot:
(a) thrust his hands forward above the frame of an opponent to contact him on the neck, face, or head
(Note: Contact in close-line play that is not prolonged and sustained is not a foul unless the opponent’s
head is pinned back by direct and forcible contact);
Yes I understand this discusses blocks, but by definition this is what warding off an opponent is.

I will send that screen shot off to my 2 buddies who are currently on field NFL officials. I will let you know if/what I hear back.
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Papa Willie wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:38 am Wasn't it funny as shit when the FALCONS beat the FaggyNiners? :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's a good thing Porky has me on ignore... oops.


Too funny.
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Papa Willie wrote: Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:24 am The funny part of this thread, is that if the Seahawks win, Milton will suck off Lynch. If SF wins, he’ll go back to sucking them off.

Just a faggot bandwagon fan...
First of all.
Does anyone know if he's in "football shape" and ready to go?
Because aging running backs aren't what they once were.
See adrian Peterson.
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