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Today is my first day at the dog shelter. Calling all the pit bulls “mister worldwide” as i push them into the oven.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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88 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:07 pm?
This guy, Pitbull, his nickname is Mr Worldwide

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
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So, you’re the baker at a kill shelter?

Step up from jizz mopped, I recon.


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This would be a good time to remind you funks to spay/neuter your pets.

Too fukking bad screwy’s parents didn’t get that advice.


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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:53 pm Today is my first day at the dog shelter. Calling all the pit bulls “mister worldwide” as i push them into the oven.
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pit genocide = NOW
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Wait -- a guy who goes by the name "Pitbull" has a... nickname? So, is Pitbull his given name?

If your "joke" elicited as much laughter as when you whipped out your self-described tiny penis in front of the he-shes you solicit, you'd be raking in the RACKs.

As it is... you suck, Pursey.
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Did I miss something?

Why did Dins decide to go out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun on Screwey?

:?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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This thread is waaay over my head. :|
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:14 am Did I miss something?

Why did Dins decide to go out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun on Screwey?

He carries a fucking purse, and he whines like a Canuck who got a stain on his favourite denim formal jacket.

Need I go on?
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Dinsdale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:27 am ...a Canuck who got a stain on his favourite denim formal jacket.
You son-of-a-bitch...

:x

Do you know how hard it is to wash poutine gravy out of brushed cotton?

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:53 pm Today is my first day at the dog shelter. Calling all the pit bulls “mister worldwide” as i push them into the oven.
Looks like the Chosen clones were offended, Screw. I thought it was cruel to bullies; but I also think Pitbull is criminally wasting his talents making pop music for coal burners, so it's a wash.

Euthanising puppies is psychically traumatizing, but still more morally pure than aborting little black babies to profit from their body parts.
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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:42 am coal burners
Allllrighty then.

The judges also would have accepted "smoke jumpers," or "niqqer loving whores."
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