Where does Bloomberg find his lane?

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:00 am I'm sure it's all about the tips, right Stan?
Yeah, but you don't just take the tip Rabbi Shmuley, you take the whole GOT DAMN ENCHILADA!

And those sailors have been at sea for 8 months!! Kindly tell the board how you handle getting water-boarded with 8 months worth of HOT GOT DAMN JIZZ
SPUNK!!!!

And don't leave out a single ounce.
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I sense your inner conflict, Stanley. Report to Sick Bay.


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You are gayer than the rainbows on Antares 7.
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:56 am I sense your inner conflict, Stanley. Report to Sick Bay.


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Funny you bring up SPOCK.
As it turns out, Gene Roddenberry wrote that Spock had the biggest cock he'd ever seen!!!
And, just to add credence to his statement, Uhura, the sweet brown sugar on board the enterprise, confirmed Spock's 13 inch Vulcan COCK!
AND this was coming from A proud woman, who'd been fucked by the likes of Shaft, Wilt the Stilt, Kareem Abdul jabbar, AND Bill Shatner HIMSELF!!!
SO, you may not realize it,
BUT you posting that picture of Spock?
SPEAKS VOLUMES!!!!!
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I'll have to report your acts of vandalism to Starfleet. You've been warned about cutting out glory holes in the Jefferies Tubes.
The transporter room is no place for your elicit hook-ups with Sulu.
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...and no, there are no "green dudes"...only "green bitches". The Klingons have no time for your faggotry.
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Bartender, I'll have a Romulan ale...and keep 'em coming.
There sure are a lot of dudes in your establishment. What's up with the Alpha Centaurian sausage party? What time do the ladies show up?
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One Flew Over The Process.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:56 am I sense your inner conflict, Stanley Annie. Report to Sick Bay.


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EAP wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:39 am The STATE has all the answers
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The State wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:01 am Stanley Annie

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~shudder~
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Holly = Pickle

Eat a Penis = Annie
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It's disturbing.
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It is.

Annie likes white cock.

Pickle likes black cock.

Porky just likes cock and shit.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:59 pm
Holly was banned. EAP is not Holly.

Be nice if the mod who hit the switch spoke to Holly privately and got shit squared away... but that's a mod prerogative.
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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:52 pm
EAD wrote:When did Reagan ever lie?
The gipper lie?
Bite your forked tongue.
In 1980, Ronald Reagan campaigned for the presidency on a platform that included abolishing the U.S. Department of Education...

https://www.ontheissues.org/Celeb/Ronal ... cation.htm


RR was a fraud
The realest post in this thread.
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88 thinks your nonsense is hilarious. Because he's a spineless douchebag.
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EAP wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:23 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:52 pm
EAD wrote:When did Reagan ever lie?
The gipper lie?
Bite your forked tongue.
In 1980, Ronald Reagan campaigned for the presidency on a platform that included abolishing the U.S. Department of Education...

https://www.ontheissues.org/Celeb/Ronal ... cation.htm


RR was a fraud, just like the Orange Wonder.

The U.S. debt first began to go out of control under big gov. Ronnie.

Look how it is happening in even more dramatic fashion under big gov. Donald.



Why do you pimp these odious frauds?


Oh...

You are a total idiot.
The stupid fraud is you
Reagan saw the direction that our department of education was headed.
From the very best to the shameful worst.

He was visionary.
You're just a low IQ cocksucker.
Sorry, but how the fuck does abolishing the Department of Education change the direction of education in this country for the better?
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EAP wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:27 am
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:00 am I'm sure it's all about the tips, right Stan?
Yeah, but you don't just take the tip Rabbi Shmuley, you take the whole GOT DAMN ENCHILADA!

And those sailors have been at sea for 8 months!! Kindly tell the board how you handle getting water-boarded with 8 months worth of HOT GOT DAMN JIZZ
SPUNK!!!!

And don't leave out a single ounce.
Mazel tov.
Are you Slap? You're just missing a 'make me a sammich'.
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EAP wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:09 am Funny you bring up SPOCK.
As it turns out, Gene Roddenberry wrote that Spock had the biggest cock he'd ever seen!!!
And, just to add credence to his statement, Uhura, the sweet brown sugar on board the enterprise, confirmed Spock's 13 inch Vulcan COCK!
Nimoy is a Jew, not Irish. I call bullshit.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:33 am Bartender, I'll have a Romulan ale...and keep 'em coming.
There sure are a lot of dudes in your establishment. What's up with the Alpha Centaurian sausage party? What time do the ladies show up?
Romulan ale is for pussies. Real men drink Kanar.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:21 am It's disturbing.
Yeah, 'Turnabout Intruder' was one of the worst episodes of the original series. Way too delicate and complex subject matter for the executive meddling clusterfuck which was the third season.

It couldn't even be attempted now. 2019 is a foreign land to 1969.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:57 am 88 thinks your nonsense is hilarious. Because he's a spineless douchebag.
88 doesn't even post here. Logs don't lie. Stop encouraging Kierland's delusions.
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Innocent Bystander wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:57 am Sorry, but how the fuck does abolishing the Department of Education change the direction of education in this country for the better?
Look at it another way. What has the Dept of Education done to improve education in this country? Give us real examples. Additional regulations and unfunded mandates don’t help education.

States should handle education standards.
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Left Seater wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:42 am Look at it another way. What has the Dept of Education done to improve education in this country? Give us real examples. Additional regulations and unfunded mandates don’t help education.

States should handle education standards.
You're right. Under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Admin, the Ed Dept is shafting grads who were supposed to get their loan balances dismissed due to public service. It's also shafting (see a pattern here) students who got ripped off by for-profit "colleges" because DeVos is in on this scam and wants to keep the spigot flowing.

The Ed Department, under a properly functioning administration not perverted with graft and corruption, also prevents "states rights" states such as yours from funneling public education dollars to fairy tale-believing cult schools and schools that want to re-introduce legal segregation in public education. You do know that is why Trump keeps nominating these judges with zero trial experience but do know they don't want to admit publicly they think Brown V Board was decided wrongly?

Keep klepto'ing you klepto.
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So you have no success to point to. Got it.
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Left Shitter wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:08 pm We're stealing from taxpayers and defying legitimate contracts. Perfectly acceptable and admirable behavior!
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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And you are left with nothing but a straw man. So noted.
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Left Seater wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:18 pm Image
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Innocent Bystander wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:57 am
EAP wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:23 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:52 pm

In 1980, Ronald Reagan campaigned for the presidency on a platform that included abolishing the U.S. Department of Education...

https://www.ontheissues.org/Celeb/Ronal ... cation.htm


RR was a fraud, just like the Orange Wonder.

The U.S. debt first began to go out of control under big gov. Ronnie.

Look how it is happening in even more dramatic fashion under big gov. Donald.



Why do you pimp these odious frauds?


Oh...

You are a total idiot.
The stupid fraud is you
Reagan saw the direction that our department of education was headed.
From the very best to the shameful worst.

He was visionary.
You're just a low IQ cocksucker.
Sorry, but how the fuck does abolishing the Department of Education change the direction of education in this country for the better?
Considering that we went from first to worst? How's it gonna make it any worse?
When you've sunk to the bottom,
There's nowhere else to go but up.
Correct????

You of all people should know that truth.
You perennial bottom feeder you.
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Innocent Bystander wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:06 am
EAP wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:09 am Funny you bring up SPOCK.
As it turns out, Gene Roddenberry wrote that Spock had the biggest cock he'd ever seen!!!
And, just to add credence to his statement, Uhura, the sweet brown sugar on board the enterprise, confirmed Spock's 13 inch Vulcan COCK!
Nimoy is a Jew, not Irish. I call bullshit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jeff goldblum is jewish right?
So how do you explain his 14'.hard hebrew national?
I'll wait.......
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Screwy is losing it even for him.

Not responding to his Straw man is waiving a white flag in his book. Wow.

Is this what late stage TDS looks like?
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