A self-absorbed jackoff

[Softball Bat]

Wow, you quit!
Nobody gives a shit.
You ginormouse slit.














Shove your guitar up your ass and hit the road, boy.

[smackaholic]

I was 100% certain this would be another Bad Orange Man thread.

[smackaholic]

C'mon, Venti bumhole was kinda funny.

[EAP]

C'mon, Venti bumhole was kinda funny.

Actually? NOTHING about that self-absorbed piece of shit was even remotely funny.
He's a typical left wing snowflake who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground and thinks socialism is always better than capitalism.

The younger generation coming up has that Obama era "entitlement" syndrome.
So millions of employers had better learn how to deal with these fucked up tards.

[The State]

pssst.

It's a skit.

Not to be taken seriously.

Tell me you knew ?

[smackaholic]

If I were deemed not worthy of Starbucks management, not sure I'd talk about it in a song.

If I was that Starbucks owner/manager, I would send this video to his new employer.

[Screw_Michigan]

I thought this thread was going to be about Pikkkle.

[EAP]

I thought this thread was going to be about Pikkkle.

It is. A pikkkle is symbolic.of the Mighty penis.
Hence this thread.

[Kierland]

Finally, something that Softball Bat and I agree on.

Take the process and shove it up your ass you yellow POS nazi.

[EAP]

Finally, something that Softball Bat and I agree on.

Take the process and shove it up your ass you yellow POS nazi.

Again.
88 and myself are liberty based.
The nazi socialists were anti liberty.

You and screw are left wing socialists. Just like nazi socialists, government control and the enemy of liberty.
Just calling 88 a nazi socialist over and over only shows your sheer desperation and despair.

[Kierland]

Spam the board.
Make shit up.
Blah blah blah.
Fire up the ovens.

Sin,
88nazis

[EAP]

Spam the board.
Make shit up.
Blah blah blah.
Fire up the ovens.

Sin,
88nazis

You are self projecting.

[Softball Bat]

Does lard @ss ever get anything right?

[Softball Bat]

pssst.

It's a skit.

Either way he is a self-absorbed jackoff.

Twit is going to stand up with a guitar and start singing a profanity-laced song in the middle of a cafe?











When I looked at the comments for the video and saw it was 5 positives for every 1 negative, I nodded my head and chuckled.

Soy sheep have become disoriented,


I wonder what this video comment section would look like if some dude in a MAGA hat strolled in with a guitar and started singing a profanity-laced song of his liking?

[Innocent Bystander]

He's an entitled white boy. Nothing to see here.

Are the commenters sincere, or of the 'jump, faggot! lol' variety?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This guy's a dipshit. That video will absolutely get back to his new employer at Biggby Coffee.

[EAP]

pssst.

It's a skit.

Either way he is a self-absorbed jackoff.

Twit is going to stand up with a guitar and start singing a profanity-laced song in the middle of a cafe?











When I looked at the comments for the video and saw it was 5 positives for every 1 negative, I nodded my head and chuckled.

Soy sheep have become disoriented,


I wonder what this video comment section would look like if some dude in a MAGA hat strolled in with a guitar and started singing a profanity-laced song of his liking?

If the guy had a MAGA hat on,
CNN and MSNBC and the Washington post would have "wall to wall" coverage.
Andersen cooper would be gushing like a schoolgirl with a semi erection, while don lemon would be demanding trump's resignation.

[Innocent Bystander]

EAP, you need no fap. Cleanse the reel to reel for 2020. Everything is not about dick.

[EAP]

EAP, you need no fap. Cleanse the reel to reel for 2020. Everything is not about dick.

Ok.

Let's make a pact right now.
You me and Rabbi Shmuley.

2020 will be the year of the PUSSY!!!!!

Can I get a second?

[Innocent Bystander]

No.

You need no fap.

Very few heterosexual man needs to make a pact to think about pussy more. That's pray the gay away territory on the one hand, and change up your prescriptions on the other.

If you prefer turf to surf, that's how god wired you. No harm, no foul.

If your meds are fucking with your libido, switch them up or ask for (legitimate, not chink) testosterone supplements.

Either way, everyone* -- gay, straight and in-between -- benefits from no fap.

If you need a pact to help you to stop thinking about penis, that's different. It's outside the expertise of this board, but positive peer pressure probably would help a no fap commitment, in the same way fitness challenges do.

Can you do it? Or do you like the penis pacifier?


*True asexualism is unique.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What in the world is going on here? :?

[Innocent Bystander]

What in the world is going on here? :?

EAP needs no fap. Something is happening with his penis.

Other men obsess over fucking (skullfucking, assfucking, mouthfucking, foot fucking, it's all fucking), but EAP does not.

Other men still obsess over shit, piss, ejaculate, drool, blood; EAP does not.

EAP is akin to men who obsess over pussy, assholes, tits, ballsacks, chins, feet, knuckles. EAP obsesses over the penis itself. He needs no fap to reset his obsession. It's meditation for the libido.

[Softball Bat]

What in the world is going on here?

IB is just verifying that EAD is a fruitcake.

Probably carries a purse and dreams of burly musclemen.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Probably carries a purse and dreams of burly musclemen.

[EAP]

What in the world is going on here? :?

Psychoanalysis.
:|

[Kierland]

What in the world is going on here? :?

The process.
Yea I knows it’s ugly, but it’s all 88nazis has.

[EAP]

What in the world is going on here?

IB is just verifying that EAD is a fruitcake.

Probably carries a purse and dreams of burly musclemen.

I am a burly muscleman, with a Schwarzenegger massive chest and granite square jaw.
No purses required.
Trust kierland.

[Innocent Bystander]

Prove it.