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Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:32 pm
by Goober McTuber

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:41 pm
by Screw_Michigan
:lol:

Always fresh when dipshits post preseason rankings to try to claim bode.

You're .500. Wisky is basically irrelevant on the national scene. Even better, Granato is .500 at Wisky. How much longer until you're crying for a new coach?

You're totally irrelevant. College hockey realignment has not been good to Wisky. Meanwhile WMU is the hottest team in the country.

Suck on that, indeed.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 1:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
The "hottest team in the country" is ranked 17th.

Wisky is tied for the lead in the B1G.

Kalamazoo Tech is a distant second in the NCHC*.

*NCHC = Nobody Cares Hockey Conference

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:36 am
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote: *NCHC = Nobody Cares Hockey Conference
I laffed. NCHC has had last three national title winners. How many Big 14 teams have won titles since 2014? Oh that's right. Zero.

Also, PWR rankings...

12. Kzoo Tech
21. Wisky

:lol:

Nobody said you had to like it....

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:04 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: *NCHC = Nobody Cares Hockey Conference
I laffed. NCHC has had last three national title winners.
All WCHA teams, you gravytraining mongoloid.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:23 am
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote: All WCHA teams, you gravytraining mongoloid.
The most intellectually dishonest take in the history of arguing over college hockey.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:19 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: All WCHA teams, you gravytraining mongoloid.
The most intellectually dishonest take in the history of arguing over college hockey.
Sometimes truth can be painful.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:42 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote: Sometimes truth can be painful.
None of them are WCHA teams, numbnuts.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:17 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Sometimes truth can be painful.
None of them are WCHA teams, numbnuts.
Let me spell it out for you, Corky.

Total NCAA Championships won by NCHC teams that were formerly WCHA teams = 16

Total NCAA Championships won by NCHC teams that were not formerly WCHA teams = 0

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:02 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Nobody cares. Come back and join me in reality some day.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
People whose schools actually win championships care.

Oh, wait.....never mind.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:47 am
by Screw_Michigan
You're living in the past grandpa. Why don't you entertain us with tails of your trip to Woodstock and all that nonsensical shit?

Again--Wisky is a .500 team going nowhere, underachieving with all that Big 14 money and those dusty trophies. Kzoo Tech, on the other hand, is the hottest team in the nation and a contender.

Suck on that.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
Wisky is on the way back to their former level of greatness. Kalamazoo Tech is a wannabe/neverwas program with a moderate blip of current success.

Choke on that.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:21 am
by Screw_Michigan
PWR update

13. Kzoo Tech
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24. Mich
25. Wisky :lol: :lol: :lol:
26. Minn

oh how the mighty have fallen

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:18 am
by Goober McTuber
It's called "rope-a-dope". Patience.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:57 pm
by Screw_Michigan
PWR update!

9. Kzoo Tech
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28 Wisky :lol: :lol: :lol:

Keep it up, sport!

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Did you notice that we lost to the under 18 team on the weekend? On a positive note, I believe that 5 of those kids are coming to Wisky next year, including their leading scorer (30 goals in 34 games).

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:00 am
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:Did you notice that we lost to the under 18 team on the weekend?
No, I didn't, but I'm not really surprised as Wisky sucks and U18 is 9-7 against D-1 teams this year.
On a positive note, I believe that 5 of those kids are coming to Wisky next year, including their leading scorer (30 goals in 34 games).
I'm sure Granato will find a way to fuck it up.

Enjoy missing the tournament.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Did you notice that we lost to the under 18 team on the weekend?
No, I didn't, but I'm not really surprised as Wisky sucks and U18 is 9-7 against D-1 teams this year.
10-7, dumbfuck.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:39 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Does Gobbles McTubesteak still post here?

Nice season opening sweep at home by Michigan Tech. Wisky on the path to missing the tournament with empthy Kohl Centers. Give Granato another extension.

Too bad Wisky can't get bent over by Kzoo Tech this year. I would love that matchup.

Now fuck off.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Does Gobbles McTubesteak still post here? Wisky outscored 9-2 by St Clown over the weekend. Not good, Bob. I see Tony Granato is back to his usual underachieving.

Re: Suck it, Screwball

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:41 am
by Screw_Michigan
Does Gobbles McTubesteak still post here? Wisky stinking up the joint as usual. 5-12 entering the holidays. Nice going. Tony Granato is a shit coach leading a shit program.

Time for UW to drop men's hockey already.