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Toronto
Boston
Baltimore
New York
Tampa Bay

Kansas City
Chicago
Minnesota
Cleveland
Detroit

Houston
Los Angeles
Texas
Seattle
Oakland

Washington
New York
Philadelphia
Miami
Atlanta

Chicago
Pittsburgh
St Louis
Cincinnati
Milwaukee

Arizona
San Francisco
Los Angeles
San Diego
Colorado

AL Wildcard: Boston over Chicago
NL Wildcard: San Francisco over Pittsburgh

ALDS: Kansas City over Boston/Houston over Toronto
NLDS: Chicago over San Francisco/Washington over Arizona

ALCS: Kansas City over Houston
NLCS: Washington over Chicago

World Series: Kansas City over Washington
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American League
East
*1. Toronto
2. New York
3. Tampa Bay
4. Boston
5. Baltimore

Central
*1. Kansas City
*2. Detroit (Wild Card)
3. Cleveland
4. Minnesota
5. Chicago

West
*1. Texas
*2. Houston (Wild Card)
3. Seattle
4. Los Angeles
5. Oakland

MVP: Carlos Correa
Cy Young: Chris Sale

National League
East
*1. New York
*2. Washington (Wild Card)
3. Miami
4. Philadelphia
5. Atlanta

Central
*1. Chicago
*2. St. Louis (Wild Card)
3. Pittsburgh
4. Cincinnati
5. Milwaukee

West
*1. San Francisco
2. Los Angeles
3. Arizona
4. Colorado
5. San Diego

MVP: Bryce Harper
Cy Young: Clayton Kershaw

World Series
Toronto over San Francisco
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Boston
Toronto
Tampa Bay
New York
Baltimore

Kansas City
Detroit
Detroit
Minnesota
Chicago

Texas
Seattle
Oakland
Los Angeles


New York
Washington
Miami
Atlanta
Philadelphia

St. Louis
Chicago
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Milwaukee

San Francisco
Los Angeles
Arizona
Colorado
San Diego


ALCS: Boston over Kansas City
NLCS: New York over Chicago


World Series: Boston over New York
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: Kansas City
Detroit
Detroit
Minnesota
Chicago
You really hate my Indians, don't you?
It's ok. He omitted the Astros as well.

The meds have obviously kicked in.

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The Sox are not just winning, they are whoring the American League. Just PILING ON night after night with 10+ runs. Boat race to the World Championship for Boston.
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:The Sox are not just winning, they are whoring the American League.
You're right. The White Sox are whoring the AL. Just give Chris Sale the Cy Young already.
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I'm talking about the Red Sox. This is Murderer's fucking Row

Jackie Bradley Jr hitting .341, Bogaerts hitting .333 (best SS in baseball), Shaw hittting .328, Hanley at .313, Papi .309, Pedroia .303


Holy fucking shit. Could end up being the team with the most .300 hitters of all time. Alll nails with runners in scoring position. Farm system is stacked, too. Get ready for another string of WOrld Championship titles.
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Yes, another. They won three from 2004-2013, and they are set up to win another 3 or four in the next decade. Lie back and enjoy it.

Indians will be a tough out but they'll handle them, then win the ALCS on the strength of Hanley and Price.

Cubs will choke on their own dicks and not even make it to the WS this year.


It's going to be a party in Beantown
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Sox in three in that series. I guess the Blue Jays will win the other one so that they can get their asses waxed in the ALCS for the second year in a row. Boston could easily be unbeaten in the postseason heading into the WS and then steamroll the Giants.
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boston could lose game two and then they'll come back and win three straight. That's what this team does. Rips hearts out of assholes. Been doing it since 2004.
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Nice to see another stellar postseason appearance by Price.
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smackaholic wrote:Nice to see another stellar postseason appearance by Price.
What happened to this dude? He was the fucking Terminator in 2008 and now he's fucking pathetic.

Of all the terrible contract decisions the Tigers made, their best one was not signing Price.
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:The Sox are not just winning, they are whoring the American League. Just PILING ON night after night with 10+ runs. Boat race to the World Championship for Boston.
So who is getting whored Jerkoff?

That's right, the Red Sux.

What a maroon.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:The Sox are not just winning, they are whoring the American League. Just PILING ON night after night with 10+ runs. Boat race to the World Championship for Boston.
So who is getting whored Jerkoff?

That's right, the Red Sux.

What a maroon.

Fuck you.

Even A-Rod last night said this is going 5. They are winning two in Boston and then coming back and whoring the Indians in game 5. Or maybe you forgot 2007 when the Indians had the Sox on the ropes, up 3-1 with a staff that included Cliff Lee, CC, and Ervin Santana who were all studs at the time....and Boston ripped their hearts out of their shitholes :lol:

Sox are going to win, and you'll be here crying
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I guarantee the Sox win this series...Price on the mound in game five at Fenway as the hero.
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:I guarantee the Sox win this series...Price on the mound in game five at Fenway as the hero.
You'll get 'em next game, slugger. Errr, next year. :lol:
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:I guarantee the Sox win this series
I guarantee your guarantees are about as worthless as a legless racing horse.

Couldn't muster a single game against an Indians team with a banged up pitching staff? Turn out the lights. The "magic" is over in Beantown.

But don't worry, you've still got the Cowboys...going for their 9th straight Super Bowl, just as you predicted!
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Fuck you.

Even A-Rod last night said this is going 5. They are winning two in Boston and then coming back and whoring the Indians in game 5. Or maybe you forgot 2007 when the Indians had the Sox on the ropes, up 3-1 with a staff that included Cliff Lee, CC, and Ervin Santana who were all studs at the time....and Boston ripped their hearts out of their shitholes :lol:

Sox are going to win, and you'll be here crying
What was that ass hat? Who the fuck is crying, you little bitch?

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You're a Buffalo Springfield fan, Sam - check it out!



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Sorry man, too many local references. I was cleverly trying to distract you after the Jays got crushed.

It was just funny to watch the way the Jays bandwagon crashed and it's like it never happened. The second they choked, Leafstalk exploded and the event was wiped from memory. 600,000 tons of sportswear was relegated to Goodwill.
Not a baseball fan myself, but the energy was cool while it lasted and it did remind me why Toronto never deserves to win a title in any sport.

One thing I noticed in game seven of Indians/Cubs was how cool the atmosphere was amongst rival fans there. No hostility from part-time-Petes.
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Did notice in the sportspage that the Cleveland manager said ' Well we looked at their stats and they can hit fastballs, not sliders. So we threw sliders.' Bit of neglect on the home managers part.
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