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Kansas City


Assume the position... grab your ankles and say thank you.
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TVO has offered me a "friendly wager" in chat radio.

I accept.

Details to follow, but my understanding is that this will involve keeping the USPS solvent.

What could possibly go wrong?
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Wags, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you and the Kansas City fan-base.

I'm offering you free rides around "the City" and a place to stay in "Baghdad"... if you make your way out here for a cheap flight on Southwest.

I can get you to Willie Mays Gate... or 4th and King (Cal Train).

If you sack up and spend the the cheap air fare to come out here... I'll go into the stadium with you and protect you from the ravishing fan-base.

Oh yeah, I'm dead serious.


You'll have the best time of your life !



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I appreciate the offer and it's tempting but I'll have the best seat in the house already.

My house.
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War Wagon wrote:TVO has offered...

What could possibly go wrong?
Sending black cock in the mail isn't legal? Sellout on white flags?
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The avg cost of a ticket to a game in KC as of Friday was $1563.
Avg of a game in SF was $1094.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/ar ... 66610.html
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1563 bucks would have bought an an tire box of season tickets in KC 2 months ago!

Go Royals!!!! Pound those fukking gnats.

I got nothing against the gnats, other than mtool rooting for them.

And that is plenty.
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No problem, Wags.

Just thought I could save you a few thousand bucks on a weekend trip to "The City by the Bay" and score you some points with the old lady. Can't tell you how many times I've run into women who have said they have always dreamed of going to San Francisco. Blame Tony Bennett if you will. Women love stuff like San Francisco.











TB was certainly a "charmer" and had his way with the ladies...







Oh yeah, you can blame Steve Perry and Journey as well... "Chicks" love this San Francisco band around the world.







Not too mention... Grace Slick and the Jefferson Airplane.









Note the legends of Rock and Roll in this vid... who all called San Francisco home.









Here's a San Francisco band... that may be up Wag's alley...








Juke Box Hero...






Not too mention the Grateful Dead... but, here is a another band up your alley from the San Francisco Bay Area...






Oh yeah, do you remember "The Tubes" ???


Don't touch me there...



White punks on dope...



She's such a beauty...The Tubes (live San Francisco 1983)







Hmmm... what about the Counting Crows from Cal ??? We could add them... but It'd be overkill


oh yeah, or some not so national popular artists from San Francisco...











The Fillmore...




I could go on forever... Wags.



It's just how we roll... as artists out here...







You'd love San Francisco Wags...!






KC Scott wrote:I've seen a couple games at Pac-Ball - my favorite stadium of any I've been to

What are tickets going for out there? - around $800 for SRO here for game 1

I was at one of the games the Royals sweeped from the Gnats here at Kauffman - I'd have given anyone pretty good odds I wasn't watching a World Series preview that night

Scott, I think they are going for around 700 bucks and behind the plate for about $5,000 bucks a ticket.
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Since I don't have a dog in the fight, the giants and royals was the series I wanted the whole time.

Very rarely will you get to see a 2-1 game with drama every inning. You could get seven of them.

Since they win every even numbered year, I'll have to say Giants in 7
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What I think: Gnats in 6
What I want: Royals in 4
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I think they split the first 2 games, Royals take 2 of 3 in SF, then come back home to celebrate.

Royals in 6.
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Experience has to count for something and I'd rather have Bochy at the helm of my team over Yost...Giants in 6.
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matteric wrote:Kansas City


Assume the position... grab your ankles and say thank you.
You were saying?



One-all. Bitch.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Jesus Christ, mat! What the fuck are you talking about?!

Foreigner is a San Fran band? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do you figure that?

You pick the shittiest song the Airplane/Starship ever did and post it proudly?

And Night Ranger?! Puh-leeze. Awful shit.

With all the great bands and music that's come outta that city, if that's the best you can come up with, that's damn sad.
You're seeing visions of a wind-chime salesman. :lol:
A real San Francisco band..

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