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Iceland

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You've got to be fukken kidding...


:shock:

Re: Iceland

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:09 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Who's surprised? England is fuckking terrible in the clutch.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:54 am
by BSmack
I can't say I expected this, but I'm not shocked. Now English hooligans can go back to screaming at immigrants to "pack up!"

Re: Iceland

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:07 pm
by smackaholic
Does Iceland have hoolies?

I sort of doubt it as anyone old enough to make a proper hoolie is already on the team.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:14 pm
by smackaholic
Maybe England needs to recruit more immigrants from civilized places that play soccer with something other than loped off infidel domes.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:22 pm
by Nishlord
I saw it coming.

Iceland - organised, disciplined, unafraid, up for it.

England - miserable shower of shit-scared, already-moneyed-and-gloried-up-to-fuck, useless arse-muppets.

I spent the entire game whooping with glee at what unfolded. Fuck England.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc[/youtube]

Re: Iceland

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:24 pm
by Nishlord
Shit, how do you put YouTube videos up again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc

Re: Iceland

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:26 pm
by Nishlord

Re: Iceland

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:29 pm
by Bucmonkey
This was an intentional tank job by the Limeys. Every player on that team lost huge $'s with brexit, why not jump in bed with the corrupt books in the newly freed UK to counter the loss? 8)

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:38 am
by smackaholic
Nishlord wrote:Shit, how do you put YouTube videos up again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc
Look at the tabs along the top of the dialogue box, over on the right side, you'll see a youtube tab. Click it, then paste the youtube stuff in it. By stuff, I mean the part after the equal sign.... I think.

You do realize that being tutored by me on things HTML makes you a special kind of retard.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:16 am
by smackaholic
It's so easy an html challenged mong like me can do it. Here is an example using some random youtube video.


Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:44 am
by Screw_Michigan
Wasn't he offside on that play? Sure looked like it.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:06 am
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:You do realize that being tutored by me on things HTML makes you a special kind of retard.
Imagine what would happen if you taught him ubb?

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:28 am
by smackaholic
is that what this gibberish is called? Oh well, it proves my point. Me leading anyone through any posting technique doesn't speak well for the person being led. Of course nish makes up for it by being funnier than the rest of us combined. Not that that is anything to write home about.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:33 am
by smackaholic
Screw_Michigan wrote:Wasn't he offside on that play? Sure looked like it.
I thought the same. He was clearly offside by more than just a little....had the ball been passed to him by a teammate. It was not. It was a half assed sort of bicycle kick from an alleged defender.

Too whom?

I am sure that question is still being asked in pubs throughout England. My guess is that since g0d was already in on the play, it was He that lifted that bloke up and forced him to kick it towards the goal. I see no other possible explanation.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:38 am
by smackaholic
I just noticed this is 16 posts in the footie forum in 2 days. I dunt think she cun stund the strain, captain!!!!!

Somebody get on the horn to the deciders and see if we can allocate a little more bandwidth here. Gawd knows, it ain't being used anywhere else.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:04 pm
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote: I thought the same. He was clearly offside by more than just a little....had the ball been passed to him by a teammate. It was not. It was a half assed sort of bicycle kick from an alleged defender.
Good point, shows how much I know.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: I thought the same. He was clearly offside by more than just a little....had the ball been passed to him by a teammate. It was not. It was a half assed sort of bicycle kick from an alleged defender.
Good point, shows how much I know.
Less than suckaholic. Kill yourself now.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:37 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Dude...

Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:31 pm
by Nishlord
OK, let me try:


Re: Iceland

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:09 pm
by smackaholic
I'm sorry, but Norwegian announcers just can't hold a candle to South American ones when it comes to talking shit. It is funny to listen to the accent though.

Re: Iceland

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:03 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Nishlord wrote:I saw it coming.

Iceland - organised, disciplined, unafraid, up for it.

England - miserable shower of shit-scared, already-moneyed-and-gloried-up-to-fuck, useless arse-muppets.

I spent the entire game whooping with glee at what unfolded. Fuck England.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc[/youtube]
I was about to say... I figured you of all posters on this board would understand this upset better than the rest here. lol