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http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/index.html

Ireland / France final....take it to the bank.
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RACK that shit and RRRRRACK it hard, comrade.
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Martyred wrote:PACK my shit and PPPPPACK it hard, comrade.
Predictable in a soccer forum.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Go fuck yourself, Gobbles.

We're talking about the "beautiful game" here.
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When does Paraguay play?
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Looking forward to it. Spain, especially Spain, Germany and the Netherlands have been the premier Euro sides these past few tournament cycles. But this tournament does produce surprises, like Greece in '04 and Denmark in '92.
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^^ ridiculously unpredictable picking out of the groups, unlike world cup. Allez les bleus, it would be nice to see them regain their form with Islamic extremists 8)

Finally something to get excited about, I'm hoping Netherlands plays 'Romper Stomper' again. Top scorer Van Persie at 8/1

ps

fuck Portugal.
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Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.

If Greece wins, I will have souvlaki for dinner.
If Poland wins, I hope the Pollacks at toddowen's workplace get in his face about it with their celebrations.
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Martyred wrote:Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.
Can't spell twitter without "twit".
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Greeks come from behind to tie stiff Poles

Poland 1 - Greece 1





Goobs...die in an Argentinian stadium trampling
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Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
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Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.
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BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

You mean when the Soviets were invited in to stop terrorist subversion?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Denmark gives Netherlands the "Dutch Rudder"

Denmark 1 - Netherlands 0
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Krauts not sour as Gomez pots the winner

Germany 1 - Portugal 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Italy fails to deliver the boot as opponents prove to be a Spain in the ass

Italy 1 - Spain 1
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Nothing to Cro about as Ireland stomped into little green puddle

Croatia 3 - Republic of Ireland 1



PS ~ Ireland, this isn't pub-league play. Fucking embarrassing.
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Day three:

Liver taking a beating. Spain played a 4-6-0. Or 4-3-3 with no out and out striker, anyone who could figure out that formation deserves a medal. They really must think Torres is shit by thinking they'll be better off with no strikers, even the keeper took the ball off him, he's done.

Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.
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remind me not to read this forum till I've seen the games :brad:
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Dr_Phibes wrote: Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Uhhh...Barton is the punching bag.

:meds:
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Le Draw

France 1 - England 1
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A glowing Shevchenko named "Man Of The Match" as Ukraine goes "Chernobyl" on Swedes
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:lol:

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These little PIGS couldn't wee-wee-win

Czech Republic 2 - Greece 1
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something-something-Russia-something

Russia 1 - Poland 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Nothing funny as Danes get cooked

Portugal 3 - Denmark 2
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Netherlands offer to "go dutch"...Germany says "nein!"

Germany 2 - Netherlands 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's...another fucking draw

Italy 1 - Croatia 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Holy shit Ireland, can you really suck this bad?

Spain 4 - Ireland 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Ukraine in the membrane.

France 2 - Ukraine 0
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Cruel Britannia dashes hopes of hapless Vikings

England 3 - Sweden 2
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Nyet, COMRADE! Off to the Gulag with you! Greeks sneak in through the back door

Greece 1 - Russia 0
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Oh, Polski...goodbye

Czech Republic 1 - Poland 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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And now, time for some soccer-sluts...

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Fritz eats tasty Danish

Germany 2 - Denmark 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Netherlands? Just...wow...going down harder than bradhusker with a fistful of anal muscle relaxants

Portugal 2 - Netherlands 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Spain walks in as Croatia blows it's wad

Spain 1 - Croatia 0
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Mama Mia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball! And Ireland still embarrasses.

Italy 2 - Ireland 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Too little too late for Swedish meatballs

Sweden 2 - France 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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