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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:09 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/index.html

Ireland / France final....take it to the bank.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:25 pm
by Screw_Michigan
WAR ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:28 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
RACK that shit and RRRRRACK it hard, comrade.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
Martyred wrote:PACK my shit and PPPPPACK it hard, comrade.
Predictable in a soccer forum.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Go fuck yourself, Gobbles.

We're talking about the "beautiful game" here.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:22 pm
by Cueball
When does Paraguay play?
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Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:24 pm
by Q, West Coast Style
Looking forward to it. Spain, especially Spain, Germany and the Netherlands have been the premier Euro sides these past few tournament cycles. But this tournament does produce surprises, like Greece in '04 and Denmark in '92.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:47 am
by Dr_Phibes
^^ ridiculously unpredictable picking out of the groups, unlike world cup. Allez les bleus, it would be nice to see them regain their form with Islamic extremists 8)

Finally something to get excited about, I'm hoping Netherlands plays 'Romper Stomper' again. Top scorer Van Persie at 8/1

ps

fuck Portugal.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.

If Greece wins, I will have souvlaki for dinner.
If Poland wins, I hope the Pollacks at toddowen's workplace get in his face about it with their celebrations.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
Martyred wrote:Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.
Can't spell twitter without "twit".

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:58 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Greeks come from behind to tie stiff Poles

Poland 1 - Greece 1





Goobs...die in an Argentinian stadium trampling

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:16 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:29 pm
by BSmack
Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:06 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

You mean when the Soviets were invited in to stop terrorist subversion?

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Denmark gives Netherlands the "Dutch Rudder"

Denmark 1 - Netherlands 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:46 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Krauts not sour as Gomez pots the winner

Germany 1 - Portugal 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Italy fails to deliver the boot as opponents prove to be a Spain in the ass

Italy 1 - Spain 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:44 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Nothing to Cro about as Ireland stomped into little green puddle

Croatia 3 - Republic of Ireland 1



PS ~ Ireland, this isn't pub-league play. Fucking embarrassing.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:17 am
by Dr_Phibes
Day three:

Liver taking a beating. Spain played a 4-6-0. Or 4-3-3 with no out and out striker, anyone who could figure out that formation deserves a medal. They really must think Torres is shit by thinking they'll be better off with no strikers, even the keeper took the ball off him, he's done.

Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:21 am
by Dr_Phibes
remind me not to read this forum till I've seen the games :brad:

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:45 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dr_Phibes wrote: Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Uhhh...Barton is the punching bag.

:meds:

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:43 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Le Draw

France 1 - England 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:46 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
A glowing Shevchenko named "Man Of The Match" as Ukraine goes "Chernobyl" on Swedes

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:24 am
by Dr_Phibes
:lol:

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Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:54 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
These little PIGS couldn't wee-wee-win

Czech Republic 2 - Greece 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:55 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
something-something-Russia-something

Russia 1 - Poland 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:30 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Nothing funny as Danes get cooked

Portugal 3 - Denmark 2

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:33 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Netherlands offer to "go dutch"...Germany says "nein!"

Germany 2 - Netherlands 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:40 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's...another fucking draw

Italy 1 - Croatia 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:41 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Holy shit Ireland, can you really suck this bad?

Spain 4 - Ireland 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:17 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Ukraine in the membrane.

France 2 - Ukraine 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Cruel Britannia dashes hopes of hapless Vikings

England 3 - Sweden 2

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:00 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Nyet, COMRADE! Off to the Gulag with you! Greeks sneak in through the back door

Greece 1 - Russia 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:01 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Oh, Polski...goodbye

Czech Republic 1 - Poland 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:20 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
And now, time for some soccer-sluts...

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Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:42 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fritz eats tasty Danish

Germany 2 - Denmark 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:43 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Netherlands? Just...wow...going down harder than bradhusker with a fistful of anal muscle relaxants

Portugal 2 - Netherlands 1

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:56 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Spain walks in as Croatia blows it's wad

Spain 1 - Croatia 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:57 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mama Mia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball! And Ireland still embarrasses.

Italy 2 - Ireland 0

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:59 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Too little too late for Swedish meatballs

Sweden 2 - France 0