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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:09 pm

http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/index.html

Ireland / France final....take it to the bank.
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Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Post by Screw_Michigan » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:25 pm

WAR ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:28 pm

RACK that shit and RRRRRACK it hard, comrade.
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Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Goober McTuber » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:42 pm

Martyred wrote:PACK my shit and PPPPPACK it hard, comrade.
Predictable in a soccer forum.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:56 pm

Go fuck yourself, Gobbles.

We're talking about the "beautiful game" here.
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Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Cueball » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:22 pm

When does Paraguay play?
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Post by Q, West Coast Style » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:24 pm

Looking forward to it. Spain, especially Spain, Germany and the Netherlands have been the premier Euro sides these past few tournament cycles. But this tournament does produce surprises, like Greece in '04 and Denmark in '92.

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Post by Dr_Phibes » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:47 pm

^^ ridiculously unpredictable picking out of the groups, unlike world cup. Allez les bleus, it would be nice to see them regain their form with Islamic extremists 8)

Finally something to get excited about, I'm hoping Netherlands plays 'Romper Stomper' again. Top scorer Van Persie at 8/1

ps

fuck Portugal.

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Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:14 pm

Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.

If Greece wins, I will have souvlaki for dinner.
If Poland wins, I hope the Pollacks at toddowen's workplace get in his face about it with their celebrations.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Goober McTuber » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:42 pm

Martyred wrote:Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.
Can't spell twitter without "twit".
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:58 pm

Greeks come from behind to tie stiff Poles

Poland 1 - Greece 1





Goobs...die in an Argentinian stadium trampling
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:16 pm

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by BSmack » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:29 pm

Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:06 pm

BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals


Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

You mean when the Soviets were invited in to stop terrorist subversion?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:45 pm

Denmark gives Netherlands the "Dutch Rudder"

Denmark 1 - Netherlands 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:46 pm

Krauts not sour as Gomez pots the winner

Germany 1 - Portugal 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:57 pm

Italy fails to deliver the boot as opponents prove to be a Spain in the ass

Italy 1 - Spain 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:44 pm

Nothing to Cro about as Ireland stomped into little green puddle

Croatia 3 - Republic of Ireland 1



PS ~ Ireland, this isn't pub-league play. Fucking embarrassing.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Dr_Phibes » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:17 pm

Day three:

Liver taking a beating. Spain played a 4-6-0. Or 4-3-3 with no out and out striker, anyone who could figure out that formation deserves a medal. They really must think Torres is shit by thinking they'll be better off with no strikers, even the keeper took the ball off him, he's done.

Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

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Post by Dr_Phibes » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:21 pm

remind me not to read this forum till I've seen the games :brad:

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:45 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Uhhh...Barton is the punching bag.

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:43 pm

Le Draw

France 1 - England 1
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:46 pm

A glowing Shevchenko named "Man Of The Match" as Ukraine goes "Chernobyl" on Swedes
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Dr_Phibes » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:24 am

:lol:

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:54 pm

These little PIGS couldn't wee-wee-win

Czech Republic 2 - Greece 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:55 pm

something-something-Russia-something

Russia 1 - Poland 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:30 pm

Nothing funny as Danes get cooked

Portugal 3 - Denmark 2
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:33 pm

Netherlands offer to "go dutch"...Germany says "nein!"

Germany 2 - Netherlands 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:40 pm

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's...another fucking draw

Italy 1 - Croatia 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:41 pm

Holy shit Ireland, can you really suck this bad?

Spain 4 - Ireland 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:17 pm

Ukraine in the membrane.

France 2 - Ukraine 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:18 pm

Cruel Britannia dashes hopes of hapless Vikings

England 3 - Sweden 2
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:00 pm

Nyet, COMRADE! Off to the Gulag with you! Greeks sneak in through the back door

Greece 1 - Russia 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:01 pm

Oh, Polski...goodbye

Czech Republic 1 - Poland 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:20 pm

And now, time for some soccer-sluts...

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:42 pm

Fritz eats tasty Danish

Germany 2 - Denmark 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:43 pm

Netherlands? Just...wow...going down harder than bradhusker with a fistful of anal muscle relaxants

Portugal 2 - Netherlands 1
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:56 pm

Spain walks in as Croatia blows it's wad

Spain 1 - Croatia 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:57 pm

Mama Mia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball! And Ireland still embarrasses.

Italy 2 - Ireland 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:59 am

Too little too late for Swedish meatballs

Sweden 2 - France 0
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.

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