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EPL, WTF

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:44 pm
by SunCoastSooner
I know it's early but just some random thoughts...

Man U is sucking wind early. Four freaking points in 3 games, a draw against Newcastle who couldn't find their ass in day light and has resorted to bringing in income from Disney flicks(?) and Chelsea on the road in London looming next Sunday. Maybe they can turn it around the next six weeks after against all the patsies they will have lined up...

Will the real Man City please stand up! Are they completely inept on offense or a juggernaut?

Hot spurs? They really suck, no really. I thought they would be middle to lower end of the table but jebus I am wondering if they can avoid relegation!

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:28 pm
by Adelpiero
lets see, Manu is missing christian Ronaldo. think that might be the reason :meds:

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:34 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Adelpiero wrote:lets see, Manu is missing christian Ronaldo. think that might be the reason :meds:
Just like in our brand of football... one player doesn't make an entire team! Are you telling me that without Ronoldo they are drawable for teams like Newcastle? WTF!

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:07 pm
by Degenerate
SunCoastSooner wrote: Hot spurs? They really suck, no really. I thought they would be middle to lower end of the table but jebus I am wondering if they can avoid relegation!
Stoke (no defense) and Wigan (no passion) will take the drop. I don't think Spurs are quite that bad. I wish Bolton would suck more so they can get sent to the Colaship, but it will probably be another newcomer - West Brom, likely, since Hull is already on 7 points.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:54 pm
by Adelpiero
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:lets see, Manu is missing christian Ronaldo. think that might be the reason :meds:
Just like in our brand of football... one player doesn't make an entire team! Are you telling me that without Ronoldo they are drawable for teams like Newcastle? WTF!

when Ronaldo was out last season, the team had no one to push the ball up and finish. All teams did, was pack it in and beat up Rooney with hard tackles. Tevez also missed a game or so, so they had no one who could target the front 2. Giggs is old and scholes can still finish, but hes not great behind the strikers.

so yes, they are that different without Ronaldo.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:04 pm
by lovebuzz
cristiano ronaldo sucks = whining, diving metrosexual crybaby.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:02 pm
by Goober McTuber
A buzzer sighting? Is this a shared troll now?

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:26 pm
by lovebuzz
mmmyeah. hi Goob. sometimes i loan myself to vic sometimes i loan myself to cuda.

depends on the mood. and on how broke i am.

are any of you jerkoffs watching world cup qualifiers ?

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:16 pm
by Goober McTuber
!zzubevol wrote:mmmyeah. hi Goob. sometimes i loan myself to vic sometimes i loan myself to cuda.
Hopefully in that order. The idea of Cooter getting Vic’s sloppy seconds amuses.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:43 pm
by lovebuzz
goob' still goofy, rock on!

always down with Invictus. a finer man has never graced these forums.

ps: i always took cudes as asexual :?

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
!zzubevol wrote:ps: i always took cudes as asexual :?
That will be news to Biggie.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:20 pm
by lovebuzz
hmmm... you always were a bit deeper into the loop than i.

so, for the purposes of updating my "Biggie is overrated/Cuda is Asexual" spreadhseet, who's the bottom ?

my gaydar's telling me Cudes, but i'm only right about 73% of the time.

fill a girl in, Goob.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
!zzubevol wrote: fill a girl in, Goob.
Is that what you kids are calling it these days? Sounds tempting.

Cuda is notorious for hanging from and/or nuzzling Biggie’s marble-bag.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:09 pm
by lovebuzz
yeah, i guess i do recall that. i haven't been around any of these boards much in the past couple of years, so sometimes my memory fails me.

that, and old age setten in :mrgreen:

as for cuda - i've always thought him harmless, although i am well aware that he pretends to be civil, casually friendly, to me - but i know better.
he's deleting my threads at HB as we type.
passive agressive msg bored posters are funny.

biggie ? *shrugs* couldn't give a rats ass. a lotta hype, little substance and almost no funny.

anyway, goob - glad to post with ya.
gossiping in the soccer forum with Goob, good times.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
!zzubevol wrote:anyway, goob - glad to post with ya.
gossiping in the soccer forum with Goob, good times.
If I'm in the soccer forum, gossiping is all I can manage. I don't know shit about soccer except what I learned watching my kid play.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:03 pm
by lovebuzz
how about helping me locate some non-drunkard chelsea fans ?

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:48 pm
by SunCoastSooner
!zzubevol wrote:how about helping me locate some non-drunkard chelsea/ManU/Celtic/Ipswitch fans ?
FTFY

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:45 pm
by lovebuzz
not down with Fagchester United. Celtic isn't much better, especially with Roy Keane headed there and Ipswitch = eh.

ps: a sober footy fan is worth nothing. the drunker the better.

Re: EPL, WTF

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:53 am
by SunCoastSooner
!zzubevol wrote:not down with Fagchester United. Celtic isn't much better, especially with Roy Keane headed there and Ipswitch = eh.

ps: a sober footy fan is worth nothing. the drunker the better.
I just threw in Ipswitch because that is my GF and her family's club of choice... Fuck Celtic Go Gers!!!