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Worst striker in world

Post by Adelpiero » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:39 pm

Peter Crouch

He has never scored a meaningful goal, He's 6 foot 8 and he can't head the ball to save his life, no pace, no skill.


How the fuck does Liverpool think he was an answer? and at 15+ mil, which was what they paid.




seeriously, fuck rafa, he has purchased many players, for him to cry to owners about needing more time and $$$ is a sham.

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Dr_Phibes » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:18 am

So sign the petition to keep Raffa:

http://www.petitiononline.com/UNWALFC/petition.html

It's brilliant, the names read like a Oslo phone book.

'We the Liverpool supporters club of Rosenberg demand and pray to all the gods in Valhalla that Raffa stays'.

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Michelos Sheildos



'Me and the Bulgarian Liverpool Supporters fully support Raffa and the ban of Bulgarian goods by the good people of Leicestershire'.

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Degenerate » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:09 pm

You forgot to mention his crosses, which are among the worst I've ever seen.

How Kuyt can keep a straight face playing alongside that tard, i'll never know.

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by RumpleForeskin » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:00 am

THANK God Rafa took him out in yesterday's EUFA Champions League match against INTER Milan. After he blew those opportunities against Barnsley in the second half, I was ready to beat the fuck out of him. If Liverpool wins the EUFA Cup, then he probably keeps his job for one more year.
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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Adelpiero » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:12 am

Nope, he's gone after the season


Hicks and company clean house and get their Coach!

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Brock in Va Beach » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:54 am

Word on the street is that Hicks is about to be bought out by some Middle Eastern corporation. Liverpool fans hate the American ownership base.
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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by SunCoastSooner » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:57 pm

Random Asshole wrote:Word on the street is that Hicks is about to be bought out by some Middle Eastern corporation. Liverpool fans hate the American ownership base.

They can get over the Americans... We're in England to stay it appears. Most of the top clubs at least have an American shareholder or outright American ownership over there now. I don't think EPL would be keeping up with the Spanish and Italian top leagues if weren't for American money coming in right now.
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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Dr_Phibes » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:22 am

don't panic, Paul Jewell will be available, Liverpool should re-sign him.

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Dr_Phibes » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:45 am

Robbie Keane - £18 million. crazy?

i say yes

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Adelpiero » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:35 pm

when not hurt, he is a quality finisher.

you always have to pay big bucks to buy players from the EPL, when your an english club. which is why many managers go the foreign route. cheaper for better talent, and younger

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Dr_Phibes » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:07 pm

Five year contract on £80,000 (?), not a bad move for a 28 year old who relies heavily on his pace. Can't see him getting twenty goals a years though.
I assume this will end their interest in Barry. I could only see them paying £16-18million for a midfielder who would play regularly, I thought Barry would partner Mascherano, freeing Gerrard to play behind Torres.

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Re: Worst striker in world

Post by Harvdog » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:49 pm

Eddie Johnson. He couldn't finish with a porn star.

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