WTF, I'M NO LONGER A MOD?????

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:18 pm

I can live with that.

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:59 pm

Question to the Powers That Be? Why is UF no longer a mod?

Question to UF: What can you not live with?

I'll hang up now and listen to my answers on-the-air.

Bones · Post by **Bones** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:01 pm

All the soccer fans-- the Swedes, the Poles...
There are a MILLION of them.
What am I supposed to do?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:03 pm

Easy there, Bones.

A minute ago you said modding this forum was child's play.

Bones · Post by **Bones** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:18 pm

A minute ago it WAS child's play.

Penalty kicks
Yellow cards...
Renaldo
Renanhaldo
Reningdoaldo...

It's like trying to thread a NEEDLE with a SLEDGEHAMMER.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:24 pm

In a desperate hope that he can draw on Nish's brain for assistance,
I instructed Dr. McCoy to give priority to connecting Nishie's vocal chords.

Old Pete · Post by **Old Pete** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:25 pm

Where are you going with this?

I'm tired.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:27 pm

Bancini, goddammit, will you hold still...

I'm trying to take this forum, jump up, and put it in the basket,

Just PUT IT IN THE BASKET

PUT IT IN THE BASKET!

Captain Pike · Post by **Captain Pike** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:45 pm

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:53 pm

Okay, that's a fair criticism, this place is a bit of a madhouse.

But cut me some slack, there's only so much a feller can take.

Nish calling me things like "a wanker munging minging cunt"
Socal with his devastaing "grade B-" smack
Guinea-Bissau playing Uruguay in the semi-semi finals

I cracked under the pressure, okay?

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:53 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Bancini, goddammit, will you hold still...

I'm trying to take this forum, jump up, and put it in the basket,

Just PUT IT IN THE BASKET

PUT IT IN THE BASKET!

A vulcan would not cry out so.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:10 pm

Who says I'm a Vulcan?

I'm Randall P. McFester, I'm Chester A. Arthur, I'm Alvy Singer, RIGHT HERE, ALVY SINGA on the JOHNNY CARSON, RIGHT? These pretzels are making me thirsty!

My movie and TV references are melding into one giant ball of confusing goo.

I've watched more soccer in the last month -- a good 20 minutes or so -- than I have in the last 30 years. Keep in mind this was against my will and under extreme protest after being forced into soccer modship by the powers that be.

It's taken a heavy toll. Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:37 pm

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Okay, I'm feeling better now, more like my old self.

So who wants to talk some SOCCER!

How about that French guy, Zamfir or whatever his name is?

Pretty good, eh?