3 Best Bets -- Week 14

[Screw_Michigan]

Standings are getting congested, players. Impressively, 7 of the 10 real life players are over .500. Strong performances.

Odds to come later

WEEK 13 RESULTS

Screw 2-1
Roach 2-1
Poptart 2-1
TWIS 1-2
Biggie 2-1
Jobs 1-2
Donnie 2-1
Phibes 2-1
Smackie 2-1

WEEK 14 STANDINGS

Poptart 20-11 .645
Jobs 21-15 .583
Phibes 21-16 .568
Biggie 21-17 .553
TWIS 16-13 .552
Donnie 14-12 .538
Screwball 20-18 .526
Smackie 19-19 .500
JSC 13-17 .433
Bill in Houston (bot) 1-2 .333
Roach 12-22 .353

WEEK 14 ODDS

LV -6 LAR 44.5
MIN +2.5 DET 53
NYJ +9 BUF 44
BAL +2.5 PIT 37
PHI -7 NYG 45.5
CLE +6 CIN 47.5
JAX +4 TEN 41.5
HOU +17 DAL 45
KC -9 DEN 43
CAR +3.5 SEA 43.5
TB +3.5 SF 37
MIA -3 LAC 52.5
NE -1.5 ARI 44

[Softball Bat]

Roach had a winning week!

[Screw_Michigan]

Roach had a winning week!

Love Slob Ryan

[Screw_Michigan]

Roach had a winning week!

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

TWIS' ass tastes turrible!

[Biggie]

I’ve got Phibes (0.5 GB) and Jobs (1.0 GB) squarely in my sights.

Hope poptart doesn’t park it too far out of reach. Everybody loves a tight finish. Except Perk.

[Softball Bat]

Heads up for SM...


I believe the over/under on PHI @ NYG is incorrect.

I think it is off by 10 pts.

Should be around 45.5, imo.


If anyone is inclined to bet the over/under on that game, hold off until SM gives the *OFFICIAL* ruling.

[Softball Bat]

NYG +7



Thank you, SM!

[Screw_Michigan]

Heads up for SM...


I believe the over/under on PHI @ NYG is incorrect.

I think it is off by 10 pts.

Should be around 45.5, imo.


If anyone is inclined to bet the over/under on that game, hold off until SM gives the *OFFICIAL* ruling.

I fixed it. I wouldn't have changed it if someone had picked it already, but alas, no one had, so I made an EXECUTIVE DECISION.

[Softball Bat]

I made an EXECUTIVE DECISION.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

MIN @ DET over 53
HOU @ DAL under 45
MIA @ LAC under 52.5

[Softball Bat]

LV -6

I'm afraid Baker Mayfield's 98 yds with no times-outs and less than 2:00 remaining in the game TD drive jammed a dick up the @ss of a lot of gamblers last night.

Glad nobody here had to suffer watching that finish.

[Meat Head]

Everybody loves a tight finish. Except Perk.

Help me find my keys and we can drive this rig out of the cave.

[Dr_Phibes]

LV -6

I'm afraid Baker Mayfield's 98 yds with no times-outs and less than 2:00 remaining in the game TD drive jammed a dick up the @ss of a lot of gamblers last night.

Glad nobody here had to suffer watching that finish.

I did. I was desperate to get on here and pick the Raiders last night, but couldn't remember my login on my mobile. RACK Baker though.

[Roach]

LV -6
PHI -7
KC -9

[Screw_Michigan]

CIN -6
DAL -17
SF -3.5

[Dr_Phibes]

MIN + 2.5
NYJ + 9
CAR + 3.5

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Raiders gonna raider, lol.

[Softball Bat]

LV -6

They already played - on Thursday.

With this pick, it would have been a very brutal ending for you.

[Roach]

Thanks Pops. Looks like my distraction saved me. Woowoo

[Steve Jobs]

NYJ +9
CLE +6
JAX +4

[Biggie]

NYG/PHI under 45.5
TB/SF under 37
MIA/LAC over 52.5

Thanks Screwball

[Screw_Michigan]

They already played - on Thursday.

With this pick, it would have been a very brutal ending for you.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

KC -9
TB +3.5 SF 37 - Over
MIA -3

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

NYG/PHI under 45.5
TB/SF under 37
MIA/LAC over 52.5

Thanks Screwball

I uhh...have some bad news for you. And it might get worse.

[Biggie]

None of ‘em were even close. I suck.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Couple of you can sniff my ass as I move by in the standings.

[Softball Bat]

None of ‘em were even close. I suck.

Don't worry.
You are still over .500.

Now we are coming into the stretch run!