Short men need not apply

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Short men need not apply

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Under 6'?

You're not a real man.

You have no shot at -----> Brooke (age 24, and "curvy')

She needs a man and not a boy. :)




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You also need to make over 100k.

You cannot be a smoker, or a dope smoker.

She is a modern woman with standards.


I salute you, Brooke!
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Methinks Brooke is a dude.
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No doubt that she spends her Friday & Saturday nights eating Hagen Das ice cream.
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She looks more like a protective dyke than an actual brook.
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Left Seater in disguise?
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L45B wrote: Sat Jan 01, 2022 8:39 pm She looks more like a protective dyke than an actual brook.
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