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1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?

2. Name 7 states you have not been to.

3. Shaken or stirred?

4. What was the worst day of your college life?

5. What would you order for your last meal?
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I'll play:

1) Clint Eastwood.

2) Alaska, Hawaii, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Alabama, North Dakota, Kansas. Surprisingly that's all.

3) Stirred

4) Can't pick out any day to fit the topic, but one day up there in Maine it got down to -45ºF and my car wouldn't start.

5) All you can eat spaghetti and meatballs.
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1) Don’t know. Don’t watch too many movies. But for the sake of this let’s say Chevy Chase in his vacation prime.

2) S Dakota

3) Shaken

4) Day my grandfather passed

5) Classic Tex-Mex cheese enchiladas
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Softball Bat wrote:1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?

2. Name 7 states you have not been to.

3. Shaken or stirred?

4. What was the worst day of your college life?

5. What would you order for your last meal?
1. John Goodman
2. Nebraska, Alaska, North Dakota….
3.No preference
4.Being told by the registrar’s office that I was out.
5. Something Italian, I guess. Or maybe just a good ribeye.


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smackaholic wrote:4.Being told by the registrar’s office that I was out.

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Softball Bat wrote:
smackaholic wrote:4.Being told by the registrar’s office that I was out.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:25 am 1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?

2. Name 7 states you have not been to.

3. Shaken or stirred?

4. What was the worst day of your college life?

5. What would you order for your last meal?
1. Russel Crowe
2. Mississippi, Alabama, Montana, Wisconsin, Kansas
3. Stirred
4. Freshman Chemistry
5. Pussy
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Wolfman wrote:4) Can't pick out any day to fit the topic, but one day up there in Maine it got down to -45ºF and my car wouldn't start.
What did you do?
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Didn't drive to where I planned on going. Motor oil at those temperatures is about like molasses. It warmed up to maybe -20ºF the next day and it was OK.
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Mikey wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:20 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:25 am 1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?

2. Name 7 states you have not been to.

3. Shaken or stirred?

4. What was the worst day of your college life?

5. What would you order for your last meal?
5. Pussy
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Wolfman wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:35 am 5) All you can eat spaghetti and meatballs.
Is your wife making you spaghetti & meatballs for you before Elsa hits?
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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:25 am 1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?

2. Name 7 states you have not been to.

3. Shaken or stirred?

4. What was the worst day of your college life?

5. What would you order for your last meal?
No way I could avoid this.
1. Charlie Sheen because my life is pretty fucked up
2. Alaska, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Maine
3. Stirred of course
4. When I got into a verbal altercation with my then girlfriend at the football stadium
5. Filet mignon from Berns in Tampa Bay

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It's very good to see you, Felix!

Charlie Sheen.
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No shit.

I feel sad for anyone that thinks Charlie Sheen is the appropriate actor to play them.


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smackaholic wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 1:17 am No shit.

I feel sad for anyone that thinks Charlie Sheen is the appropriate actor to play them.


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