Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neighbor

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Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neighbor

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Or maybe he just pissed off the Secretary of Transportation.


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He's not totally immune to salmonella like other turtles.
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So the blackness spread from his heart to his hands?
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He is now the physical embodiment of his own evil.
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Rand Paul's neighbor probably beat the shit out of McConnell too.

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Nothing to see here.

Let’s move on.

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My dad is the same age as Mitch McConnell. He gets that kind of stuff all the time. He probably had some $15 an hour wannabe phlebotomist try to draw blood and some viens got blowed up.
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Maybe its' some kind of karmic thing where the Good Lord is slowly turning Mitch into a Black man for the last few years of his life.

With that voice and even 10% of a functioning soul he might make a decent blues singer.

Or he could get shot by some Harlan County Sheriff's deputy while out trying to campaign.
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Ya know, watching all of these old fukks desperately cling to power as they fall apart in old age is funny and sad at the same time.

You're old. You've already sucked enough money out of the DC swamp to live out your last few years in comfort. But, it's a fukking drug for them. They want to stay in power so they can save us all.

Many jobs have a mandatory max age. Maybe politics should be the same.

Go play golf. Hang out with your grandkids....yes, Joe, even the bastard ones.
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Mikey wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:39 pm Maybe its' some kind of karmic thing where the Good Lord is slowly turning Mitch into a Black man for the last few years of his life.

With that voice and even 10% of a functioning soul he might make a decent blues singer.

Or he could get shot by some Harlan County Sheriff's deputy while out trying to campaign.
You're confusing him with Robert Byrd.
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