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Kierland wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm
Mikey wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:18 am Tobin James last week.
That guy is a real piece of work. Old school locals won’t drink his swill due to the shady shit he did to get the winery up and running.
You mean some of the old boys had a problem with letting the new upstart into their little clique, and then got REALLY jealous when his wine club membership got bigger than any of theirs.

How endearingly arrogant of you. Have you joined the local Republican Party yet?
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Kierland wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:45 pm do you buy wine
take it home
put it in your mouth
then spit it out?

I did not think so.

And I did not say people drink it only to get drunk, so nice straw man.
Do you understand the point of a wine tasting?

It isn't to get drunk.

It is to hang out with other wine douches and sample various wines. And after sampling one, you must cleanse the palate to properly taste the next.

It really is a simple concept. Just not simple enough for some, apparently.
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Cream of celery and broccolini soup garnished with golden beet and smoked paprika. This is seriously one of my better inventions. Wasn’t sure about the smoked paprika but it really added a nice accent.


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I opened a bottle of Alban Vineyards Patrina Syrah to go with this. Seriously good juice but I may have to follow it up with a PB&J. Made with Welch’s Grape Jelly of course.
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Some things are just so damn good at a primitive level that even queerland prolly likes them.

A PBJ with a cold glass of milk is one.

I'll bet he'd scoff at a PB, honey and banana samich though.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:15 am You mean some of the old boys had a problem with letting the new upstart into their little clique, and then got REALLY jealous when his wine club membership got bigger than any of theirs.

How endearingly arrogant of you. Have you joined the local Republican Party yet?
I guess I didn’t project that well enough.
He is a trust fund baby.
Oh and also, a super nice guy. He sponsored my friend’s baseball team.

In a side note:
“Paso Robles winemaker Tobin James Shumrick is facing criminal charges from the San Luis Obispo County District Attorney's Office for allegedly shooting the wheels of a neighbor's golf cart and vandalizing his truck in an altercation last October.”

His wacko neighbor messes with him for months (years?) and when he flips his shit he gets charged. The courts are a mess.
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smackaholic wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:52 am Some things are just so damn good at a primitive level that even queerland prolly likes them.

A PBJ with a cold glass of milk is one.

I'll bet he'd scoff at a PB, honey and banana samich though.
We had salad from garden and bacon wrapped filet mignon with grilled onions on a cedar plank. For bev I had a ginger ale.
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I was too lazy to get the plate I forgot so I picked up a piece of fencing I had laying around ‘holicstyle. :idea:
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Just don't use pressure treated.

Did that once with grilled Salmon.

Took days to get the taste out of my mouth.
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smackaholic wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:56 am Just don't use pressure treated.

Did that once with grilled Salmon.

Took days to get the taste out of my mouth.
This explains the brain damage.
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Just so we are clear, I plated to a cedar plank. I did not cook on a piece of pressure treated lumber.
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Why would you plate anything to a cedar plank?

Does unburnt cedar taste good?
Do you like splinters in your mouth?
Does it wash up really easily?
Does it make you feel somehow more...natural...than a ceramic platter?
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I told you I was too lazy to get a plate.
I did not taste the cedar much but what I could taste was good.
There were no splinters. Have you ever worked with cedar?
I just put it back shed. Why would I try and clean it?
It did feel more primitive. Like camping kinda.
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Grilled rockfish, sautéed baby artichokes, roasted red potatoes.


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Mikey was kind enough to have me over to his compound for a Sunday dinner. Dude can cook and puts out an awesome spread. Dude is nails when it comes to food.

I just hope he and his lovely bride enjoyed the wine.
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Glad you could make it up here when you were in San Diego. It’s definitely not a short drive from downtown. The wine was excellent. Really appreciated that.
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Like I said I just plated it, but yeah if you soak the cedar overnight then you can put the meat, usually fish and specifically salmon, on the plank and cook it. You absolutely can taste it and it’s the fucking yum with salmon.
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Roach wrote:
88 wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:25 am
Kierland wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:45 am We had salad from garden and bacon wrapped filet mignon with grilled onions on a cedar plank. For bev I had a ginger ale.
I’ve never had beef on cedar. Salmon and chicken many times. Interesting combo.
Ok, what's the deal with the cedar board. I suppose I could try it, but does it work? Add flavor? Change the cooking method? wtf

A friend wants to know . . .
It doesn’t rot as quickly as white pine.

And it tastes better than
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*no pics*

I threw my brisket in when I was home for lunch, carrots, potatoes, tomato soup & a onion soup mix. Comes out great every time. Made potato kugal & chicken soup last night. Mrs. TWIS will roast some Brussel sprouts & make the matzo balls for the soup. The festive meal should be delicious.
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Oy vey that sounds geshmak.
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Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:00 pm Oy vey that sounds geshmak.
if that's yiddish for delicious, I agree.
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1st, everything came out really well. 2nd, we did a little facetime session with my parents for the seder (telling the story of why/how we celebrate the passover holiday). It was really strange having to "connect" like that, but they were thrilled. As both mrs. TWIS and I still have to go to work, we kept it to 2 glasses of wine instead of the mandated 4. Gotta love a holiday which promotes drinking.

For those who celebrate Easter, please reach out to your older family members and include them in your own celebration, they'll really appreciate it yadda yadda yadda.... last legs and such.
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C'mon dude, we all know the main topic of discussion was what a bargain gas is at the local HESS station.

It's so cheap that Uncle Maury is thinking of parking the Prius and getting his old Coupe De Ville out of the garage.
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^^^^^
Would have been a much better conversation than "Jacob, where are the wine glasses" and "hurry up, the kids are hungry" and "ooh the new table looks so nice."

Besides, aunt Judy sold the Coupe so uncle Maury could get his penile implant.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mazel Tov Uncle Maury!!!!!
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 1:47 pm ^^^^^
Would have been a much better conversation than "Jacob, where are the wine glasses" and "hurry up, the kids are hungry" and "ooh the new table looks so nice."

Besides, aunt Judy sold the Coupe so uncle Maury could get his penile implant.
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It's an interesting thought exercise, to imagine a world without Christians, and the Jewish place in such a world. (Nevermind Islam.)


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smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:01 pm :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mazel Tov Aunt Judy!!!!!
FTFY
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Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:01 pm
I hope your parents are doing well.
That is very thoughtful of you IB. They are doing as well as can be expected for 85 and 82 residing in SE Fl.

My mom is a bit ornery as they had to cancel their trip to Italy and Mediterranean cruise they had planned for May with 2 other couples.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:13 pm
smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:01 pm :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mazel Tov Aunt Judy!!!!!
FTFY
Plenty of Mazel Tovs to go around for all involved.

May Uncle Maury Shtup Aunt Judy till the Messiah returns!!!!
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smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:24 pm
May Uncle Maury Shtup Aunt Judy till the Messiah returns!!!!
And which Messiah would that be?

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Mikey wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:07 pm
smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:24 pm
May Uncle Maury Shtup Aunt Judy till the Messiah returns!!!!
And which Messiah would that be?

Sin
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The real Messiah, who hasn't returned yet, not that hippy imposter bastard from a few years back.
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smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:32 pm
Mikey wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:07 pm
smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:24 pm
May Uncle Maury Shtup Aunt Judy till the Messiah returns!!!!
And which Messiah would that be?

Sin
Judaism
The real Messiah, who hasn't returned yet, not that hippy imposter bastard from a few years back.
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smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:32 pm
Mikey wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:07 pm
smackaholic wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:24 pm
May Uncle Maury Shtup Aunt Judy till the Messiah returns!!!!
And which Messiah would that be?

Sin
Judaism
The real Messiah, who hasn't returned yet, not that hippy imposter bastard from a few years back.
Pretty sure that the Jewish Messiah hasn't been here yet (unless he didn't tell anybody), so it would be pretty hard at this point for him to return.
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Yup, I fukked up. Used the wrong word.

We're even now, after I corrected you a few days back. :hfal:
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I remember when cedar-plank grilling became a thing. My fishing buddies and I cringed at the thought. I mean, how could anyone take the U&L technique that we stole from the DDIs (Dirty Drunken Injuns) of using an alder board and pervert it with some nasty, resin-spewing shit like cedar?
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People have been grilling on wood outside the PNW for thousands of years and you might want to stick with digging the hole for the trees because you know nothing about wood resin.

That being said Alder is an ok wood to use but it’s kinda bland and seems like a lot of work for not much return. If I had my choice of woods for plank grilling give me red oak.
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Kierland wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 3:00 am red oak.
The reason why "California BBQ" isn't a thing.

Side note -- when smoking salmon, if it's not with alder... you're doing it wrong.
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I don’t BBQ. I grill. Again Alder is ok but it’s a bit bland for me.
Do you have any reason other than; I say so? You know like when I bad on whisky, how I provide evidence?
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BBQ is for people with taste. Grilling is for... 'nuff said.
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So white flag on the alder. Gotcha.

I guess I could put the meat next to the heat not over it and stand around for hours, but I don’t dig ditches for a living so I usually pay for my BBQ. Do you have any evidence as to why grilling is verboten?
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