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did Rand Paul get the cr@p kicked out of him?

His neighbor (a doctor) thumped him pretty severely in his own yard -- while he was mowing his lawn.
Allegedly.

Five rib fractures including 3 displaced fractures?

Shit, man.

Hard core.


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A motive for the attack has not yet been disclosed.
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Kind of like how Harry Reid had an accident on the treadmill, right?

Oh and five broken ribs (FIVE) is scary.
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You're right.

Five busted ribs is no joke.

It could lead to -----> death.
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Btw, does Rand Paul mow his own lawn?
Really?

I haven't seen his house, but I have to imagine that he's got a decent sized (at least) lawn.
He's fairly busy, he's kind of an elite guy, and does he really do this kind of "grunt" work around his house?

No lawn service for Rand?

I dunno.


Just questioning the official story.
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Softball Bat wrote:Btw, does Rand Paul mow his own lawn?
Really?

I haven't seen his house, but I have to imagine that he's got a decent sized (at least) lawn.
He's fairly busy, he's kind of an elite guy, and does he really do this kind of "grunt" work around his house?

No lawn service for Rand?

I dunno.


Just questioning the official story.
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Maybe Rand Paul got a bit rand-y with neighbor's wife-y.
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Sounds at least as likely as Rand mowing his own lawn.
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Maybe he rolled his lawn tractor.

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Mowing is fun.
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poptart....





...rand him.
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Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
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Mikey wrote:Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
You shouldn't be disrespecting your neighbor's SUV.
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Mikey wrote:Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
The New York Times cites three Kentucky Republicans who say the attack was the result of a landscaping dispute, though the details are still sketchy. "Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings


Sic the FBI on the motherfucker. I hear they have an agent that specializes in this very matter.
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Mikey wrote:Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
The New York Times cites three Kentucky Republicans who say the attack was the result of a landscaping dispute, though the details are still sketchy. "Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings


Sic the FBI on the motherfucker. I hear they have an agent that specializes in this very matter.
RACK (Fu) that.

:lol: :lol:
While there's no official word on what caused the fight, Skaggs suggested it might have stemmed from Paul allegedly blowing lawn trimmings into his neighbor's yard.
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/ne ... 839677001/
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Mikey wrote:
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Mikey wrote:Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
The New York Times cites three Kentucky Republicans who say the attack was the result of a landscaping dispute, though the details are still sketchy. "Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings


Sic the FBI on the motherfucker. I hear they have an agent that specializes in this very matter.
RACK (Fu) that.

:lol: :lol:
While there's no official word on what caused the fight, Skaggs suggested it might have stemmed from Paul allegedly blowing lawn trimmings into his neighbor's yard.
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/ne ... 839677001/
There has to be more to this. A doctor living in a nice place kicking the shit out of his neighbor over such silly shit don't make no sense. Hope he has fun sitting in a cell for a while. Also hope Rand sues the dogshit out of him.


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Skaggs sounds like a Weasley POS. This guy puts what sounds like a near fatal beating on someone and he thinks they should all shake hands and go on as if nothing happened. As for rand fighting HOA battles, I get that they can be a PITA, but why stay there? Move out into the country and build whatever the fukk you want.


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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z4zDjFwvT9


Rand Paul's wife says he hasn't spoken to his neighbor who launched attack in TEN YEARS
as she reveals he has pneumonia and cannot breathe without pain.

There have been several nights where I had my hand on the phone ready to call 911 when
his breathing became so labored it was terrifying,' she said.
Bringing up tomorrow's Thanksgiving holiday and mourning the fact that Rand Paul won't
be able to play golf with his sons or take part in the neighborhood touch football game,
she shamed the media for suggesting any of this was her husband's fault.
'This has been a terrible experience,' she said. 'Made worse by the media's gleeful attempts
to blame Rand for it, ridiculing him for everything from moving his own lawn to composting.'





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What would Ayn Rand do?
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Dude who attacked Rand has the herp on his lip. Massive cold sore on that grill. Maybe Rand didn’t renew his Zovirex prescription.
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Maybe he's a smarmy little twit who has long deserved a major beatdown, just on general principal.

I don't know for sure, but it's a possibility.
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Mikey wrote:Maybe he's a smarmy little twit who has long deserved a major beatdown, just on general principal.

I don't know for sure, but it's a possibility.
hmm, that applies to more then half this clambake...
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Rand Paul almost had his ass kicked again.

Unhinged! :)





"They Would Have Killed Us" - Rand Paul Describes Attack By "Unhinged" Mob

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/the ... hinged-mob


At one point, the mob knocked down one of the officers guarding Paul and his wife. Asked about the types of threats,
Paul said he heard members of the crowd bray about trying to kill him and his wife. If the police hadn't been there
"we would not be here today, or we would be in a hospital today."

"I truly believe this with every fiber of my being, had they gotten at us they would have gotten us to the ground,
we might not have been killed, might just have been injured by being kicked in the head, or kicked in the stomach
until we were senseless," he explained.

Later in the interview, he said he feared the mob would have "killed us" if the police hadn't been there to stop them...




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When Trump loses.

Family members are going to jail.

Revisit this post in a few months.
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Fat pig getting owned at :30
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Mikey wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:18 pm Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
This will never not be funny. What was the story behind this again?
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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:52 pm did Rand Paul get the cr@p kicked out of him?

His neighbor (a doctor) thumped him pretty severely in his own yard -- while he was mowing his lawn.
Allegedly.

Five rib fractures including 3 displaced fractures?

Shit, man.

Hard core.


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The attacker.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/ ... er-assault



A motive for the attack has not yet been disclosed.


So what was the real motive, after all this time?
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I’m going to sprinkle some of this on my lawn and watch it grow green, but only up to two-and-a-half to three inches thick.
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Kierland wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 6:28 pm Image


https://www.gq.com/story/inside-rand-pa ... hood-fight



Weird Wild Stuff
One of the funnier things about that beatdown is that the guy who delivered it to Rand has the same last name as -----> The Waterboy.

Rene Boucher.



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Bobby Boucher


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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 3:05 pm
Mikey wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:18 pm Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
This will never not be funny. What was the story behind this again?
I think it was Rack Fu, who drove a big SUV, lived in an immaculately clean neighborhood somewhere in Texas, and got spun up when a neighbor got some grass clippings in the street.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:50 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 3:05 pm
Mikey wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:18 pm Grass cuttings on the street maybe?
This will never not be funny. What was the story behind this again?
I think it was Rack Fu, who drove a big SUV, lived in an immaculately clean neighborhood somewhere in Texas, and got spun up when a neighbor got some grass clippings in the street.

Something like that... outside the 1960 loop near Kuykendahl...


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Last I heard, Rack Fu is rounding up ANTIFA and BLM domestic terrorists for the FBI

Rack Rack Fu!
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Mikey wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:50 am
I think it was Rack Fu, who drove a big SUV, lived in an immaculately clean neighborhood somewhere in Texas, and got spun up when a neighbor got some grass clippings in the street.
Jesus Christ. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:48 am
Kierland wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 6:28 pm Image


https://www.gq.com/story/inside-rand-pa ... hood-fight



Weird Wild Stuff
One of the funnier things about that beatdown is that the guy who delivered it to Rand has the same last name as -----> The Waterboy.

Rene Boucher.



Image



Bobby Boucher


:)
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Runt Paul retires from YouTube.

Too much censorship.




Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., penned an op-ed Monday announcing he’s embarking on an exodus from Big Tech,
starting with YouTube, over what he describes as rampant censorship and an "almost religious adherence
to the edicts of government bureaucrats."

"Many in Congress, on the Left and the Right, want to break up or regulate Big Tech, but few of these loud
voices have actually stepped up and quit using Big Tech," Paul wrote in a piece for the Washington Examiner.
"So today, I announce that I will begin an exodus from Big Tech. I will no longer post...


https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/ra ... censorship




YouTube, like his neighbor, has kicked his @ss.
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The less we see or hear from him… the better.
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Papa Willie wrote: Tue Jan 04, 2022 3:19 am
Mikey wrote: Tue Jan 04, 2022 3:15 am The less we see or hear from him… the better.
Why would you watch him if you don’t like him?
I don’t “watch” any news, on TV. Just because I don’t watch somebody doesn’t mean I’m not exposed to and aware of their idiocy and hypocrisy.
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Mikey wrote:hypocrisy
Yep.

Runt, Rafael Cruz, Mike Lee, and whole host of other GOP fvcktards and shysters can -----> hit the bricks.






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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jan 04, 2022 3:18 pm
Runt, Rafael Cruz, Mike Lee, and whole host of other GOP fvcktards and shysters can -----> hit the bricks.
I too would like to see a good number of GOP folks go. The problem is who replaces them. Often times votes for are a vote against the other candidate. See 2019 election. My vote was cast against Beto, not exactly for Cruz.
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