Is Screwey full of shit or no?

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Is Screwey lying about his international travels?

Yes
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No
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Re: Is Screwey full of shit or no?

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More than anything, he's guilty of working velocet's schtick...

"Hey guys, I'm back. I was kind of a big deal 15 years ago (in my mind)...so your planets may now resume orbiting my star."
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Arch Angel wrote:If you can, I guess you changed your nic and if you did, that is okay. Anyone that posted on the board when we actually had fun are legends, all of them. Does not matter if you black, white, chink, or other, we brought it and had fun to the point Jim Rome had to shut it down because we were nasty, invaded other boards, had our own Troll Stops. It was fun, it was glorious and if you weren't party of that, admit you are jealous unless like Fat Willie, aka shutyomouth, another legend, or R-Jack, another legend, or Velocet, another legend, Smackie Chan, another legend, sorry about the others I have not named who was there in the 90's. Sorry Goober, I don't recall your name back then but there is a chance you went on another.

Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.
Merely being present during a certain period doesn't qualify one as a "legend." You've set the bar awfully low for legendary status.

But I always get a kick out of the old-timers who come around here bragging about some sort of halcyon days of smack that never really existed. Yeah, I was around for it. Sure, it was more fun back then, but that was more because message boards, and the internet in general, were still relatively fresh and new, and not because the content was so amazingly clever. I was reading through some threads a while back that I think Cuda had archived from Smackchat. There were definitely some solid posters like Euro, DC Smackmaster, Moorese, etc. But the rest, pretty much a deep pool of unreadable fuckwittery. Mostly just Valvenis and about 10 other dudes running 3rd grade homosmack at each other all day, along with SG spamming every thread up and down with inane tripe. Put it this way...Shrubber used to be considered one of the "heavy hitters." What more do you need to know?

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BTW our research team in the Google Analytics department has verified SM's pics to be 100% authentic.

Way to follow through, Screwey. Your name has been cleared.
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He also knows how expensive beer is in Norway.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Arch Angel wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Sorry, Arch. None of those were really notable for their posting skills. Meltdowns and hookups? That's another story.
I have to agree with you there.

Okay okay, you did not use the same name you do now. But I now you were there.

Did you by chance go to the Indy Troll stop? I know Domer was there and a few others that don't post anymore.

Crashing other boards were our motto and being banned by them was like a badge of honor. I know we all are older, some 15 to 20 years older, but it was fun as heck doing it.

Look at us, we still post, we still rib each other, we still would look at our lives and laugh and ask ourselves, why the fuck are we still talking to each other. We grew up in the internet age and we find/found a medium to shoot the shit.

Even though we get into nasty fights, I would gladly buy a drink to Moving Fail and Screwjob like I do with Stan and you if we crossed pass. That is what we do. We hang out.

If we didn't have fights or get into to nasty scraps, it would be like other boards, boring.

Just my two cents.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BTW our research team in the Google Analytics department has verified SM's pics to be 100% authentic.

Way to follow through, Screwey. Your name has been cleared.
But he's still full of shit.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I bet screwy stole those pictures from somebodies Facebook account.

Call me EXTREMELY Skeptical.
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I'll just call you EXTREMELY stupid.

BTW, where's the pics of you and Anique? Fake phony liar.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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The Big Pickle wrote:I bet screwy stole those pictures from somebodies Facebook account.
WOW! Talk about pot meet kettle.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Voted pro-Screwy.

How times have changed!
Thank you, friend! We've come a long way. *sniff*
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Voted pro-Screwy.

How times have changed!
Thank you, friend! We've come a long way. *sniff*
Next thing you know, Screwy is one ballot measure away from being wife #4.
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I find it VERY VERY VERY peculiar that screwy isn't in any of those pictures. Perhaps it's because he's extremely ugly and ashamed of his looks or maybe those aren't his pictures, or a maybe a combination of both. I bet he is ugly and those aren't his pictures. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it!!!!
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I don't know about "screwey's" travels, but I remember "Private Archie" from way back...and no, nothing legendary whatever in his boring, humorless, barely educated drivel. But then, this is nothing if not a palsied forum. 8)
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Good point, Stanley. BTW, we're still waiting on the pic of you and Anique.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Good point, Stanley. BTW, we're still waiting on the pic of you and Anique.
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The Big Pickle wrote:I bet screwy stole those pictures from somebodies Facebook account.

Call me EXTREMELY Skeptical.
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Goober McTuber wrote:...Anique.

Image


Stan must have lungs of iron at this point...





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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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KC Scott wrote:Screwy knows if he puts his pic up.it becomes witches fodder

He's stupid, but not THAT stupid
Gets it
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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The overriding theme of the PET was hockey, football, booze and a socialist conscience. They're real. In a day and age when you can set your cell camera on full automatic and bore the living piss out of everyone - well done Mr. Screw!
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Screwey, you kept it real. I always had faith in you, bro.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Screwey, you kept it real. I always had faith in you, bro.
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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Mgo wrote:Put it this way...Shrubber used to be considered one of the "heavy hitters." What more do you need to know?
Yeah, way to piss on Roger_the_Casket's grave.

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Shrubber was considered one of the "heavy hitters"? Of what, the bong?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER.

(And Val's dead too?)
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Papa Willie wrote:
Nishlord wrote:Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER.

(And Van's dead too?)
Yes and fixed. Don't know about Val.
Hang on...Van's dead? That's shit. Start taking care of yourselves, my Brothers in Smack.
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Is Van officially dead? Has this been confirmed?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is Van officially dead? Has this been confirmed?
What about 2oolio?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I can't say with certainty, but I have a hazy memory of 2oolio popping into TuneTown since he abruptly stopped posting.
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Dinsdale wrote:I can't say with certainty, but I have a hazy memory of 2oolio popping into TuneTown since he abruptly stopped posting.
That's why I figured he died. T1B is like crack to that dude.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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He's running the Innocent Bystander troll.
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Funny, I figured Pikkkle and IB were both being run as a lark by some guy in Râmnicu Vâlcea.
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