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I know it's been quite a while since we did one of these and it would generally be a calendar year event. I would like to try something different, kind of like is done on the Howie Carr show. For those of you outside chowdland, he is a Boston afternoon drive talk host. Sort of a cross between Rush and Rome. His deathpool resets when someone cashes in. The next day he has callers phone in their picks. He also has a "quick pick" feature for callers who can't come up with their own.

My pick, is the apparently immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor. She was seemingly minutes away from death a good 6 or 7 years ago. It's as if the Grim Reaper is the purple people eater defense and she's Roger Staubach in an NFC conference title game.

Mods, a sticky for this would be nice. You get one pick, put a time frame on it so we don't have you DP gamers waiting on the sidelines for the next Ali to come along.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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T.R.O.T.S. would be a better choice than a sticky.
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You're my next pick, douchbag.

You weren't ever married to Zsa Zsa, btw, were you? She did a lot of that sort of thing back in the fifties.
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smackaholic wrote:You weren't ever married to Zsa Zsa, btw, were you? She did a lot of that sort of thing back in the fifties.
I think I nailed her mom.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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smackaholic wrote:My pick, is the apparently immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor. She was seemingly minutes away from death a good 6 or 7 years ago. It's as if the Grim Reaper is the purple people eater defense and she's Roger Staubach in an NFC conference title game.
She's 99 years old. Way to go for that one point.
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I get the idea. Kind of a "Sudden Death" death pool. Not in though.
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BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:My pick, is the apparently immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor. She was seemingly minutes away from death a good 6 or 7 years ago. It's as if the Grim Reaper is the purple people eater defense and she's Roger Staubach in an NFC conference title game.
She's 99 years old. Way to go for that one point.
This not following the old format. You get one pick. Go for the low hanging fruit. If you want a quick pick, wolfie's still on the board.
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Just to make it sporting, we should rule out Classic Rock stars. That's like shooting fish in a barrel these days.
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Mods, how about locking this after a week. That will give the 7 posters and their associated trolls time enough to post their picks.
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How about locking it right now. You must be taking shit thread lessons from Sam.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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James Earl Jones.

That fukker's pretty old.
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Barry Alvarez
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Barry Alvarez
Your obsession with all things Wisconsin is hilarious.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Henry Kissinger.
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He's in tight with Hillary. Practically a death sentence.
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Has anybody picked T1B in the death pool?

two people come here a week....this place is in hospice!


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Too late for this round, but I am calling dibs on Pickle's prostate in the next DP.
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George Herbert Walker Bush. That right there is money.
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I'm calling The European Union in the Death Pool.


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I doubt the EU dies, but it has a bit of a cold. It all depends on how long the Germans agree to carry all the bit player freeloaders. I have to think that they get a little tired of it eventually.
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Joe Perry is still on the board. His DP power ranking definitely moved up a few notches this past week.
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Dennis Green
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My turn to take a guess on DP. I'm gonna say nothing good happens after 3am at Club Blu.
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VCR's
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You must be taking shit thread lessons from Sam.
Put me down for Goobs.
2rd,

from liver disease...

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=47425
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Mikey wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You must be taking shit thread lessons from Sam.
Put me down for Goobs.
2rd,

from liver disease...

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=47425
Everything in moderation, fat boy. You'll succumb to a heart attack long before my liver lets me down.
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I think I am gonna trade in Zsa Zsa for Hillary. I am very much enjoying watching her campaign herself to death. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

If she does hold out through the campaign, I suspect she will look about like Tammy Fay Baker the day before she died. That likely is the most shocking thing I have ever seen on TV or the interwebs or wherever it was. Yikes.
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Y'know, fukk Zsa Zsa and Hillary, I am calling dibs on the Weiner man. Not sure if Hillary will have him whacked or he'll do himself. just wouldn't surprise me a bit to read about his unfortunate demise soon.
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Nah, bro. It's Huma who's about to be Ft. Marcy Parked. Hillary's already shutting her out in public, no love.
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I'm gonna add Comey to the DP....with Hiliary....people mysteriously die.
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Changing mine to Clinton double-play, murder-suicide, Huma framed with lead pipe Hill uses on Bill.
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Roach wrote:Fidel Castro. I picked that fukker in a death pool about 5 years ago. I think finally his time is finally nigh so sometime before thanksgiving, tits up.
We have a winner. And he almost called the date!

Congrats.

Your prize is in the mail.
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Well, shit.
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Wait....
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ChargerMike wrote:Dennis Green
Think we might want to reconsider who won this pool.
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Anybody have Bill Paxton? I didn't see that coming.
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Rooster wrote:Anybody have Bill Paxton? I didn't see that coming.
Or Judge Wapner? At 97, that shoulda been foreseeable though not worth many points.
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That tall dude on GoT died from a heart attack yesterday too. He was 36 years old, but being 7' 7" probably had something to do with it.
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