Coffee, how do you take it?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:37 pm

Straight black here. No exceptions.

Save your Moving Sale jokes, clones.

Okay... if it's really, really shitty coffee then maybe a pinch of sugar, but that's it.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:57 pm

I like my coffee like I like my women: balck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:10 am

Please keep the responses serious in nature.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:35 am

For a full cup, a little cream and teaspoon of sugar. My "limit" is supposed to be a cup a day which I follow except for Sundays. And real coffee with caffeine please.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:48 am

Starbucks' Cafe Verona with enough half & half to turn it to a dark tan.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:00 am

I'll do straight balck, but, it has to be good fresh coffee. Otherwise, cream and sugar. But none of the flavored shit. Coffee already has a flavor, it's called coffee.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:00 am

Maxwell House Columbian with a shot of milk in it. I quit adding sugar decades ago. I've got one of those small (4 cups) Mr Coffee brewers that will fill my travel mug about 1 and 1/2 times. I only drink coffee first thing in the morning while working a crossword puzzle and taking a shit.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:08 am

I'll pop in to Tim Horton's twice a day.

Creamy and somewhat sweet.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:35 am

Coffee, how do you take it?

Diego wrote:Starbucks' Cafe Verona with enough half & half to turn it to a dark tan.

Didn't take long for us to find out who the Starbucks faggot is.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:55 am

Folgers Columbian blend or French roast.

Coffemate and plenty of sugar, fuck any douchebag who has a problem with that.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:38 am

No problem here Wags. You buy shit coffee. You gotta do what you gotta do to make it tolerable.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:44 am

MgBl0w strikes up yet another bait thread for board/bored traffic. Good for you!

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:09 am

Double double when I'm out. Bovril beef tea at home. Grated cheese, pepper optional.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:18 am

I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it's basically powdered fat.

Black with Splenda here.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:28 am

R-Jack wrote:No problem here Wags. You buy shit coffee. You gotta do what you gotta do to make it tolerable.

Folgers isn't the cheapest brand on the shelf, why do you call it "shit"?

Just like the resident beer snobs, we have coffee snobs.

Coming next to a thread near you, bottled water snobs.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:37 am

Folger's is the Budweiser of coffee.

I make two cups of this in a French press each morning, then add a little bit of half-and-half. I might start making it with a high end bottled water, just to piss off Whitey.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:39 am

I mail order a "Kona Blend" in 2 lb bags. Not sure what the actual blend is but it tastes really good - a medium roast that's great with bfast. I grind it one pot at a time to a medium grind and brew it in a Cuisinart drip machine that I got at Costco. Always black and not sweetened, unless I'm drinking it at night with booze mixed in.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:41 am

Oh. I don't use bottled water but I have a RO system in my kitchen sink.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:42 am

Carson wrote:I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it's basically powdered fat.

I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it tastes like shit. Which was like the very first time.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:59 am

Any guy who likes straight black coffee is OK in my book. If you need a little cream and sugar, no problem also.

That said, I do not like coffee. I've tried much cream and sugar and it still tastes bitter to me.

I'll stick to my tea. I do love the smell of coffee. I do not know why I don't like the taste.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:18 am

Carson wrote:I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it's basically powdered fat.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:37 pm

What about on the road. 1 dollar any size mcD's is about the only thing worth buying there. They use newman's in these pArts. Near as good as Starbucks. I have become a fan of the 'bucks on e they started pricing it normally I will take with c&s there with some cinnamon

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:09 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:I like my coffee like I like my women

With balls?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:30 pm

At work it's just straight black whatever shit we've got in the break room (usually Folger's) with a shot of cold water to power it down quickly.

At home I brew spice coffee with cinnamon and nutmeg and sweeten it a bit with turbinado sugar or Irish cream on occasion.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:41 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I like my coffee like I like my women
With balls?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:00 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I like my coffee like I like my women
With balls?

What took so long?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:25 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:MgBl0w strikes up yet another bait thread for board/bored traffic. Good for you!

Yeah, how dare anyone use a message board for its intended purpose by posting threads and submitting comments on various subjects.

Instead, I should PM perverted photos of myself to contemptible board skanks who will then share them with hundreds of people.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:30 pm

Mikey wrote:I mail order a "Kona Blend" in 2 lb bags. Not sure what the actual blend is but it tastes really good - a medium roast that's great with bfast. I grind it one pot at a time to a medium grind and brew it in a Cuisinart drip machine that I got at Costco. Always black and not sweetened, unless I'm drinking it at night with booze mixed in.

^^Gets is.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 6:32 pm

If I'm having just one cup...I can handle it plain. If I'm doing my usual full pot for myself...I have it with some half-n-half and Irish cream.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:05 pm

Not a coffee guy. But when I do, it is with cream and sugar.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:09 am

Another Budweiser fanatic heard from.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:28 am

"Up the ass!"
Coffee enemas in THE City are THE truth!

/s/
mtool

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:39 am

Prolly the quickest caffeine rush available.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:50 pm

KC Scott wrote: Oldest son can't stand the taste so he's buying 5 hr. energies by the case at Costco

Hmmm, does he know what are actually in those?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:59 pm

Don't drink it, period.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:14 pm

I have my coffee* the way anybody with a brain does, as a chocolate covered bean. Are you people savages?

* Couple of times a month and only in the afternoon when I'm feeling loggy.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:47 am

Which one of you coffee snobs drink the monkey shit?

Man up! Don't be shy! Nobody will mess with you... :twisted:

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:27 am

Starbucks French Roast -w- a little milk to mellow it out a tad.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I don't drink much coffee, but when I do - I like it to be about the same color and taste as basic diarrhea.

Recently bought one of these:

Invented 74 years ago, and designers at the Illinois Institute of Technology said that the Chemex Coffeemaker is "one of the best-designed products of modern times", and so is included to the collection of the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.

Key to making really good coffee is to get the grind uniform and slightly coarse, so I bought a burr grinder.

This is why pour over coffee is the best.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:58 pm

How do it take my coffee? In the ass of course.

Sin,
KCpurseswinningtranny