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Hey gang,

Feel free to use this thread like the dirty whore that it is and post your random thoughts, funnay pictures, youtube vids or any other TROTS worthy submissions.

I found this amusing:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-abso ... -the-world
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Not every person who likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head is a tool, but every tool likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head.

Not every person who wears cargo shorts is a tool, but every tool digs cargo shorts.

Not every person who likes cufflinks is gay...................

Nevermind. Every person who likes cufflinks is gay.
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I agree with all of that.

I don't get why some people park right next to you in an empty parking lot. That really grinds my gears.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I found this amusing:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-abso ... -the-world
That was almost good, but it was missing reading your shit threads.
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Well, that wasn't very nice.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I agree with all of that.

I don't get why some people park right next to you in an empty parking lot. That really grinds my gears.
The other day I parked at the empty end of a parking lot, right in front of a guy in a convertible Mustang who had the top down and a phone on his ear, and proceded to eat a huge sloppy burger.
The guy sat there for about a minute and then drove off.

WTF. It was the nicest shady spot in the lot.
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Watch this video and then substitute "Shit trolls" for "Fish heads" and it may be amusing.

BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Holy crap -- an AP post.


Everyone pound a liter of vodka...
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Hmmmmm, random thoughts...

AP is a fucking tool.

Wait, that's not "random" -- more like "universal."
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America's favorite nanny state is back at it again:

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/arti ... |FRONTPAGE

Sam, why in god's name do you live in that bible belt hellhole?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I found this amusing:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-abso ... -the-world
Well, one of 'em is stealing off the other.
http://thechive.com/2012/04/18/25-of-th ... 25-photos/

Random thought.... AP is a tool.
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Another random thought...

Mmmmm.... redheads...
http://thechive.com/2012/04/19/screw-th ... 38-photos/
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Ken wrote:Another random thought...

Mmmmm.... redheads...
http://thechive.com/2012/04/19/screw-th ... 38-photos/

While browsing that, I came across another, and I was going to post pics... but just open the link, at the risk of hijacking this away from a shit-thread.


http://virilemag.com/the-exotic-ysania- ... mg_4957low
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Dinsdale wrote:While browsing that, I came across another, and I was going to post pics... but just open the link, at the risk of hijacking this away from a shit-thread.


http://virilemag.com/the-exotic-ysania- ... mg_4957low
Excellent.
Oh wait... I have another random thought....
AP is a tool.
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Again, I apologize (although we generally don't do that here), since that dirty whore warrants her own thread.


And again, AP is a tool.
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I'm just stopping by to say AP is a tool.
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Tha Ysania Agurcia skeeze, who I've never heard of before, is crazy hella. She's so hot, I'd lick her butthole in front of my parents. I'd fuck her dead grandfather if her snizz was the endgame.



And AP... tool.
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Dinsdale wrote:dirty whore
$47 worth of dirty whore. :grin:


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If I moved to Kansas City I would say Kengina is a gash that couldn't get laid in a morgue.

BTW, AP is a tool.
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Atomic Punk wrote:If I moved to Kansas City I would say Kengina is a gash that couldn't get laid in a morgue.

BTW, AP is a tool.
I'm pretty sure that it doesn't matter where the fuck you live to contrive a comment as nonsensical as that.
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Not everyone who likes Red Bull & vodka is a tool, but AP is a tool.
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zyclone wrote:
Me and my boy who is an MMA trainer were hanging with Brock Lesnar and Joe Rogan on his yacht and these chicks below and we all got dog tattoos on our butts.



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R-Jack wrote:Not everyone who likes Red Bull & vodka is a tool, but AP is a tool.
Anyone that would pollute good vodka with that swill is almost certainly a tool. At a minimum, they have no taste buds.
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smackaholic wrote:Anyone that would pollute good vodka with that swill is almost certainly a tool.
How many alcoholics do you know that buy top shelf booze? I am sure the low-grade shit AP consumes has potato flloaties due to a shoddy distillation process. $2.99 for a quart.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Anyone that would pollute good vodka with that swill is almost certainly a tool.
How many alcoholics do you know that buy top shelf booze? I am sure the low-grade shit AP consumes has potato flloaties due to a shoddy distillation process. $2.99 for a quart.
good point. and the high levels of caffeine prolly help keep the neurons firing long enough to down an extra quart or two.
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mr snake gets bonus points for using what looks to be a hangman's noose.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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BTW, AP's girlfriend wrote to Dan Savage last week. She signed it "Created A Monster".

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I'm concerned Van might be dead.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm concerned Van might be dead.

I'll go halves on a Ouija board with you, but we contact Screwey first, okay?
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Martyred wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm concerned Van might be dead.

I'll go halves on a Ouija board with you, but we contact Screwey first, okay?

Why don't you contact the front grill of a Peterbilt going about 70?
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Did you have a spoiled can of bacon for breakfast this morning, you fucking snore-inducing dipshit?
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Hey! Whoa!! :shock:
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hey! Whoa!! :shock:

That's right. You heard me.


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Wendy's needs to bring back the Superbar. That shit was DOPE.

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I just ripped a really nasty fart.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wendy's needs to bring back the Superbar. That shit was DOPE.


Bwaha! For real, my boss asked about the Wendy's old salad bar at work today. My co-worker expensed a $10 lunch from Wendy's and he goes "how the hell did you spend $10 at Wendy's? They don't have to salad bars anymore do they? I could see that being around $10 with a drink."

No shit. Must have been a 4/20 thing.
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I'm not a big fast food guy (unless it comes wrapped in a hand made tortilla), but Wendy's salad bar (or super bar) was infinitely doable when stoned.
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Dinsdale wrote:I'm not a big fast food guy (unless it comes wrapped in a hand made tortilla), but Wendy's salad bar (or super bar) was infinitely doable when stoned.
What isn't infinitely doable when stoned?

I remember when Wendy's came out with that bar, must have been around 1989-90. I'd skip breakfast on a saturday, roll in there around 1 or 2 in the afternoon and proceed to eat my body weight in grub. Mostly from the messican and italian sections. I suspect others did the same so they had to discontinue it.
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