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Roach wrote:A little girl walks in on her naked Dad, while he is shaving.
"Wow Dad, what's that!?!" she says staring at his unit.
"Oh that's my penis little darling..."
"Oooooh when do I get one?"
"In about 20 minutes when your mom goes to the store.
I dunno, but I'm sure the punch line will be a real knee slapper.Wolfman wrote:Why does your avatar remind me of this?
That will be a first in hereSmackie Chan wrote:I dunno, but I'm sure the punch line will be a real knee slapper.Wolfman wrote:Why does your avatar remind me of this?
Roach wrote:Little boy walks in on his naked mother and sees her private frontal nudity.
"Gee Mom, what's that?!?"
His Mom explains "That's where God hit me with his hatchet"
"Wow, right in the cunt. Did it hurt?"
Smackie Chan wrote:Lady in a jewelry store sees a ring & as she bends over to look at it, she farts. Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone noticed & a salesman is standing nearby. He greets her with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?” Hoping he missed her little 'incident', she asks, "What’s the price of this ring?" He replies, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're gonna shit when I tell you the price."
"Lighten up. It's hilarious!"ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Roach wrote:A little girl walks in on her naked Dad, while he is shaving.
"Wow Dad, what's that!?!" she says staring at his unit.
"Oh that's my penis little darling..."
"Oooooh when do I get one?"
"In about 20 minutes when your mom goes to the store.
Has anyone laughed at this 'joke'... ever? :?
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Actually, it reads better as:Shoalzie wrote:Roach wrote:Little boy walks in on his naked mother and sees her private frontal nudity.
"Gee Mom, what's that?!?"
His Mom explains "That's where God hit me with his hatchet"
"Wow, right in the cunt. Did it hurt?"
I think I heard Gilbert Gottfried tell that joke...it sounds funnier coming from him.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Martyred wrote:"Lighten up. It's hilarious!"ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Roach wrote:A little girl walks in on her naked Dad, while he is shaving.
"Wow Dad, what's that!?!" she says staring at his unit.
"Oh that's my penis little darling..."
"Oooooh when do I get one?"
"In about 20 minutes when your mom goes to the store.
Has anyone laughed at this 'joke'... ever? :?
Sincerely,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
...and a swift indictment to others.
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Sexual abuse jokes, especially when they come to children, are not funny. Do you really think anyone who read that said:Roach wrote:Maybe it hits ol' ucant a little too close to home to laugh.
Wasn’t it Roach that claimed a while back to have naked pictures of his girlfriend’s underage daughter?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Sexual abuse jokes, especially when they come to children, are not funny. Do you really think anyone who read that said:Roach wrote:Maybe it hits ol' ucant a little too close to home to laugh.
"Oh yeah, so true. So true. I jam my cock down my daughter's throw everytime wifie goes to the store! Hah-ha."
Anyone who laughs at that joke is most likely a pedophile. Epic fail on the deflection, you sick fuck. Save for Diego in Seattle.... no one even gave a chuckle, you depraved piece of shit. Have fun trolling Chuckie Cheese for tail tonight. I hope you score.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
I'm sure your rolodex is filled with notations of where to find kiddie porn, sicko.Cuda wrote:No, it was ECCF who claimed to still give his teenaged daughter baths
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
"I Know You're a Pedophile But What Am I?"Diego in Seattle wrote:I'm sure your rolodex is filled with notations of where to find kiddie porn, sicko.Cuda wrote:No, it was ECCF who claimed to still give his teenaged daughter baths
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
No, entirely different incident.Cuda wrote:No, it was ECCF who claimed to still give his teenaged daughter baths
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
now that's funny.Smackie Chan wrote:A man & woman who never met are in the same sleeping car on a train - he in the top berth and she in the lower. Feeling cold, the man leans over & says, "Ma'am, sorry to bother you but would you get me a blanket from the closet?” The woman replies, “I have a better idea. Let's pretend we're married.” The man says, “That's a great idea!” “Good,” she replies, “Get your own fucking blanket!” After some silence, he farted.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
