Apparently smoking crack doesn't make you a better singer

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Apparently smoking crack doesn't make you a better singer

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Who woulda thunk it? Well I guess Whitney Houston did.

Even better are the losers who are shelling out 165 bucks to see this washed up hag screech out songs that haven't charted for decades. I'm taking this skank in the next death pool.

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"The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves.
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Would've hit it.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:"The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves.
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Since, R-Jack, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message. Crucial, really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
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Holy shit! Are you tucking your junk in AP style while you type tripe like that?
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:lol:
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"You own a Whitey Houston album? BWAHAHHAAH!"

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Since, R-Jack, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message. Crucial, really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
I was not aware that R-Jack had such an impact on human consciousness.
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Gotta love all the commenters in that link blaming Bobby Brown for Whitney's choices in life. Did he hold a hot crack pipe to her head as hostage? Wait...
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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is there any video of her "singing"?

And rack whitney for getting over on the aussie chumps who handed over 165 bucks to hear her cough.
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Expecting people to cough up over $100 to watch someone with no voice is really whack.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Gotta love all the commenters in that link blaming Bobby Brown for Whitney's choices in life.
Or maybe she is just prone to bad choices in life. I think doing things like smoking crack rocks and hooking up with Bobby Brown would qualify.

Also, I never saw American Pshyco.
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You should. You will like it.
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R-Jack wrote:Also, I never saw American Pshyco.
WTF? Issue it soon and watch while the baby sleeps. One of THE BEST character movies ever. The book was even better.
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Well of course m-blue is joshing--just like Christian Bale....isn't he?

Whitney Houston is to soul singing what the Lawrence Welk horn section is to swing.

How entirely sad that those Aussies actually ponied up $160 to see the fake skank. Must be all the fires.
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I doubt Bale got the joke - great movie, though.
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I'd have thought there would have been more love in this thread for someone who spent the day locked in the bathroom with a crack pipe and a dildo collection.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Gotta love all the commenters in that link blaming Bobby Brown for Whitney's choices in life. Did he hold a hot crack pipe to her head as hostage? Wait...
Not saying that he did, but to be totally fair, she had a clean-cut image, if not lifestyle, before she hooked up with him.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Not saying that he did, but to be totally fair, she had a clean-cut image, if not lifestyle, before she hooked up with him.
"To be totally fair?" What in the fuck does this mean? To be totally fair, she has a fucking brain and can think for herself. Typical lawyer rhetoric. She is responsible for the choices that she made in her life. Every God damned person who ever got hooked on crack did so because "someone else" exposed it to them for the first time. It's not like the shit is sold in stores. She could have walked when she found out what a loser her husband was. But she didn't. She decided to stay and throw away her career. It's her fault and no else's, you worthless piece of shit. Die.
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I’m curious why Terry feels the need to declare that he “Doesn't like black cock”. Was there a question about this? Did someone confuse him with Stanley Q. Pickkkle?
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Goober McTuber wrote:I’m curious why Terry feels the need to declare that he “Doesn't like black cock”. Was there a question about this? Did someone confuse him with Stanley Q. Pickkkle?
I didn't request it, Admin put it on there after I complained about the number of threads dedicated to black cock awhile back. Which, I submit, was a perfectly legitimate complaint.

On second thought, if that's what turns you on, Goobs, then by all means go for it. Who am I to judge?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I’m curious why Terry feels the need to declare that he “Doesn't like black cock”. Was there a question about this? Did someone confuse him with Stanley Q. Pickkkle?
I didn't request it, Admin put it on there after I complained about the number of threads dedicated to black cock awhile back. Which, I submit, was a perfectly legitimate complaint.
Oh well, it’s probably better than “Doesn’t like white pussy”.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Oh well, it’s probably better than “Doesn’t like white pussy”.
No, that'd be this pasty dude...

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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I’m curious why Terry feels the need to declare that he “Doesn't like black cock”. Was there a question about this? Did someone confuse him with Stanley Q. Pickkkle?
I didn't request it, Admin put it on there after I complained about the number of threads dedicated to black cock awhile back. Which, I submit, was a perfectly legitimate complaint.

On second thought, if that's what turns you on, Goobs, then by all means go for it. Who am I to judge?
Not sure why my questioning your need to have a disclaimer about liking black cock somehow indicates in your mind that I would like black cock. I guess it’s that kind of logic that enables one to become a $30,000-a-year attorney.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Not saying that he did, but to be totally fair, she had a clean-cut image, if not lifestyle, before she hooked up with him.
"To be totally fair?" What in the fuck does this mean? To be totally fair, she has a fucking brain and can think for herself. Typical lawyer rhetoric. She is responsible for the choices that she made in her life. Every God damned person who ever got hooked on crack did so because "someone else" exposed it to them for the first time. It's not like the shit is sold in stores. She could have walked when she found out what a loser her husband was. But she didn't. She decided to stay and throw away her career. It's her fault and no else's, you worthless piece of shit. Die.
I agree with ya on the choices she made....allowing a POS like B.Brown to rule her life. Where were her fucking parents and friends? That's right.....feeling helpless while she, like so many women, try to "change" a fucking POS who ruined a national treasure like W.H.

Bobby brown was a no-talent sawed off little p.o.s. nog who was no good at sports and couldn't beat anyones ass other than fellow crackheads and women. Fucking drug-addicted, woman beater, who mentally abused and tortured her. I think after awhile she devoloped that Stockholm syndrome shit from the degree of abuse on so many levels she took.

Yea...she let the little fucker do it to her...as do so many women. Be warned...if ya got a sister, daughter, or any female you care about....it could happen to them, too.

That's why I think it's important that when any of our loved ones get obsessed/in love with a POS...be proactive and either beat their ass or threaten to if they don't walk away. Make sure they understand that there will be several witnesses/people who care about the loved one, who will state that the POS started the ruckus and got beat down as a result. Be sure they understand it will NOT be in their best interest to even TRY to maintain a relationship with her.

Yea.....I ran off a POS who tried to date my sister a few years back. She says it's the best thing I ever did for her even though she hated me for a year. The turning point was when I broke his glass bong across his back. He didn't call the cops because he was hiding his drug use from his parents. He knew I was fucking serious when I told him it was going to get worse because he'd have to kill me to make me give up. Dude never looked back.
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Toddowen wrote:Way too much thought and effort put into that post, H4ever. It's whitney houston gossip, for crikes sake.


And I thought was hurting for things to do on a slow Monday night at work.
ha! I guess it's kind of personal for me with the bullet our family dodged when said POS tried to fuck up my sister's life many moons ago. She married a successful, stand-up guy and I like to think I played a role in that. Just trying to put my two cents in on how women (some women) tend to let fuckos like B.Brown in and then try to change them into something better.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I’m curious why Terry feels the need to declare that he “Doesn't like black cock”. Was there a question about this? Did someone confuse him with Stanley Q. Pickkkle?
I didn't request it, Admin put it on there after I complained about the number of threads dedicated to black cock awhile back. Which, I submit, was a perfectly legitimate complaint.
Oh well, it’s probably better than “Doesn’t like white pussy”.

OUCH!

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If an anything black cock ... showed up under my nic here, I would prolly choose NOT to just roll with that.

There's clearly some jungle book fascination on your part.

It's like, "Oh, there's a Terry post. Wow, the black cock guy didn't produce his best today. I'll go read a Wolfman post and see what's what."


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